_Laurie_ Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 (edited) Postin' Postin' got my words typed in Keep postin like the doo-dah man Together, more or less in line, Just keep postin' on. Arrows of cursors are flashing marquees out on the boards Chicago, New York, Detroit and it's all on the same chord Your typical poster involved in a typical forum, sign off and see what tomorrow brings. Edna's got a fast finger machine Peaches is too close to New Orleans Earth Angel's got the ways and means But just won't let you be, oh no. Most of the posters that you meet on the boards speak of true love, Most of the time they're sittin and postin' at home. One of these days they know they I better get postin' Out of the door and down on-line all alone. Postin' like the doo-dah man Once told me, "you've got to have a fast hand" Sometimes your post ain't worth a dime If you don't lay 'em down, Sometimes the words aren't clear to me Other times I can barely see. Lately it occurs to me, what a long strange post it's been. What in the world ever became of Sweet Jane? She lost her innocense you know she isn't the same Livin' on reds, Vitamin C, and cocaine, All Uncle Joe can say is, "Ain't it a shame?" Postin' up to 3 feet of snow Been thinkin', you got to mellow slow Takes time, you pick a forum to go And just keep postin' on. Postin' and starin' out of the living room window. Got a tip they're gonna do some trivia again I'd like to get some sleep before tomorrow But if Ol 55's got a question I guess he's gonna ask it again Busted, got caught on-line Set up, like a bowlin' pin Knocked down, it gets to wearin' thin They just won't let you sleep, oh no. You're sick of postin around and you'd like to travel; Get tired of postin' and you want to settle down. I guess they can't revoke your soul for typin' Get off that computer and look all around. Sometimes the desktops all shinin' on me; Other times I can barely see. Lately it occurs to me What a long, strange post it's been. Postin I'm a-postin' at home Whoa, whoa, baby, back where I belong, Back home, sit down and patch my bones And get back postin' on. Hey, now, get back postin' home. Edited February 9, 2006 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 Laurie! My only criticism is that you should have posted each verse separately to increase your post count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steel magnolia Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 Laurie, quit messing around and get to postin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 We're toastin' Laurie's postin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 Ron, would that make Post Toasties? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 Awesome Laurie...now make it into an MP3 and send it out to us all!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 that was CLASSIC! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 I don´t care how and where and why, but keep on posting, Laurie!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth-Angel Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 If you're looking to increase your post count, you can do like someone else here does and keep posting every 5 minutes in the "What song are you listening to" thread. Hey, the thread is there for a reason! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 Laurie! My only criticism is that you should have posted each verse separately to increase your post count. I wanted to say the same thing! Except I would advise posting each line separately... you'd have made it, Lauri... c/mon! 63 posts to go! Based on some quick mathematics performed on what I think I saw Laurie's post count to be and I'm not going back to check! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted February 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 alright, already....geesh guys, it's not the quantity, it's the quality of the post, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 You think? *eyebrow raised* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 Just for that I am going to put up a post boasting of nothing spectacular, no earth shattering information or anything for no reason other than increasing my post count by 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted February 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 oh yeah? take that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 I have got yet another post adding to my tally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted February 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 I need a break....see you all in a few.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 10 minutes do not qualify as a break. bah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted February 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 I could be a real brat and take a break at 9,999 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 Then I WILL bring my notes to the party and be a spoilsport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 You'd better not, woman. } I go to lunch in a half an hour and I don't want to miss the momentous occasion. You have 30 minutes! Hurry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted February 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 30 minutes?....no problem! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 it's 10 pm here... I'm supposed to go study... hurry up now! I'll come help speed things up. Meet me in Fun and Games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted February 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 okeee dokee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth-Angel Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 Wow Laurie!! You really have outdone yourself!! Congrats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 Laurie's been here half as long as I have and has twice as many posts! Actually the old board ate about 2,000 of my previous posts, so I'm closer to land shark status than I appear to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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