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Peaches, you´re a genius... :bow: :bow: :bow:

I´m still laughing... :laughing:

That reminds me a bit of the old joke about brains: http://members.tripod.com/jokesr_us/sexist/brain1.html

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Postin'

Postin' got my words typed in

Keep postin like the doo-dah man

Together, more or less in line,

Just keep postin' on.

Arrows of cursors are flashing marquees out on the boards

Chicago, New York, Detroit and it's all on the same chord

Your typical poster involved in a typical forum,

sign off and see what tomorrow brings.

Edna's got a fast finger machine

Peaches is too close to New Orleans

Earth Angel's got the ways and means

But just won't let you be, oh no.

Most of the posters that you meet on the boards speak of true love,

Most of the time they're sittin and postin' at home.

One of these days they know they I better get postin'

Out of the door and down on-line all alone.

Postin' like the doo-dah man

Once told me, "you've got to have a fast hand"

Sometimes your post ain't worth a dime

If you don't lay 'em down,

Sometimes the words aren't clear to me

Other times I can barely see.

Lately it occurs to me, what a long strange post it's been.

What in the world ever became of Sweet Jane?

She lost her innocense you know she isn't the same

Livin' on reds, Vitamin C, and cocaine,

All Uncle Joe can say is, "Ain't it a shame?"

Postin' up to 3 feet of snow

Been thinkin', you got to mellow slow

Takes time, you pick a forum to go

And just keep postin' on.

Postin' and starin' out of the living room window.

Got a tip they're gonna do some trivia again

I'd like to get some sleep before tomorrow

But if Ol 55's got a question I guess he's gonna ask it again

Busted, got caught on-line

Set up, like a bowlin' pin

Knocked down, it gets to wearin' thin

They just won't let you sleep, oh no.

You're sick of postin around and you'd like to travel;

Get tired of postin' and you want to settle down.

I guess they can't revoke your soul for typin'

Get off that computer and look all around.

Sometimes the desktops all shinin' on me;

Other times I can barely see.

Lately it occurs to me

What a long, strange post it's been.

Postin I'm a-postin' at home

Whoa, whoa, baby, back where I belong,

Back home, sit down and patch my bones

And get back postin' on.

Hey, now, get back postin' home.

Laurie, I might wanna cover that with my band.

I'm just gonna take out the verse that says stuff about cocaine, OK.

Oh, and what's your last name?

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