TheLizard Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 In any situation, really. Maybe that's just my misanthropic side talking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 No... I think humans suck too, but I don't like being alone in a lift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 Humans, do suck. More than most mammals. Indeed, we are the greatest suckers of all time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 Madness: Trapped in Elevator Car 30 here's the security camera footage of him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 didn't know where else to post this... Overheard in New York: Guy: How was the weekend? Were the kids well-behaved? Woman: It was fine, they were great. Guy: How was Max at night? He sometimes gets lonely and starts crying. Woman: Hmm, I don't know. I locked them out of my room. Guy, yelling: You what?!? How could you? You know how they are at night! [pause.] Woman, unruffled: They are pets. Not kids. Pets. And I don't sleep with dogs that weigh more than I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viaene Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 when a man loves his pets.. I heard similar extreme stories about women too though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 when a man loves his pets.. I heard similar extreme stories about women too though Oh yes. Of course we love our women, too. That's what you meant, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 didn't know where else to post this... Overheard in New York: Guy: How was the weekend? Were the kids well-behaved? Woman: It was fine, they were great. Guy: How was Max at night? He sometimes gets lonely and starts crying. Woman: Hmm, I don't know. I locked them out of my room. Guy, yelling: You what?!? How could you? You know how they are at night! [pause.] Woman, unruffled: They are pets. Not kids. Pets. And I don't sleep with dogs that weigh more than I do. My cats sometimes jump on my bed at nights... they wake us up, we fire them out and close the door. Voilà ... ...but I like the winter nights when my Ratosita insists on sleeping on a cushion near the bed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viaene Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 Oh yes. Of course we love our women, too. That's what you meant, right? That sentence had 2 meaning form which you guessed the most common. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 That's me...most common. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted April 27, 2008 Report Share Posted April 27, 2008 (edited) just saw that on a t-shirt: a = b [tab] |*a a² = a*b [tab] |+ a² 2 a² = a² + a*b [tab] | - (2ab) 2 a² - 2 a*b = a² - a*b 2a (a - = a (a - [tab] | /(a- 2 a = a [tab] | /a 2 = 1 made me go hmm... Edited April 27, 2008 by Guest edited stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted April 27, 2008 Report Share Posted April 27, 2008 (a- = 0; you cannot divide by zero in step 4. There's the fallacy. *fingernail filing* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted April 27, 2008 Report Share Posted April 27, 2008 too obvious, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted April 27, 2008 Report Share Posted April 27, 2008 I learnt that in Maths class there's a similar one with complex numbers... involving the square root of 2 or -2 or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted April 27, 2008 Report Share Posted April 27, 2008 Where do they divide by zero? And I don't quite understand how they get from the second to the third line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted April 27, 2008 Report Share Posted April 27, 2008 ^ when a = b then is (a- = 0 and that's not allowed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted April 27, 2008 Report Share Posted April 27, 2008 (edited) second to third line - they just added a² edit: oh wait... Martin got that Edited April 27, 2008 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted April 27, 2008 Report Share Posted April 27, 2008 (edited) Your explanations cleared it up a bit, but... This is rather basic stuff, isn't it? I started to fail maths repeatedly when I was about eleven I still don't see where they divide by zero... and isn;t (a-=0 an acceptable solution? Edited April 27, 2008 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted April 27, 2008 Report Share Posted April 27, 2008 When you 'cancel' (a- on both sides, you're dividing by (a-. Which isn't allowed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted April 27, 2008 Report Share Posted April 27, 2008 I give up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted April 27, 2008 Report Share Posted April 27, 2008 I started to fail maths repeatedly when I was about eleven I did at 8... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted April 27, 2008 Report Share Posted April 27, 2008 Well, that's when my grades began to drop... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted April 27, 2008 Report Share Posted April 27, 2008 Found it! 1=2: A Proof using Complex Numbers Step 1: -1/1 = 1/-1 Step 2: Taking the square root of both sides: sqrt(-1/1) = sqrt(1/-1) (where "sqrt" denotes the square-root symbol which cannot be displayed on text-only browsers.) Step 3: Simplifying: sqrt(-1) / sqrt(1) = sqrt(1) / sqrt(-1) Step 4: In other words, i/1 = 1/i. Step 5: Therefore, i / 2 = 1 / (2i), Step 6: i/2 + 3/(2i) = 1/(2i) + 3/(2i), Step 7: i (i/2 + 3/(2i) ) = i ( 1/(2i) + 3/(2i) ), Step 8: (i^2)/2 + (3i)/2i = i/(2i) + (3i)/(2i), Step 9: (-1)/2 + 3/2 = 1/2 + 3/2, Step 10: and this shows that 1=2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted April 27, 2008 Report Share Posted April 27, 2008 Ùاز Ùريق تشيلسي اللندني على Ùريق مانشستر يونايتيد بهدÙين لهد٠واØد ÙÙŠ نطاق الدوري الانجليزي الممتاز. وتمكن تشيلسي بهذا الÙوز من بلوغ التعادل مع مانشستر ÙÙŠ قائمة الدوري، Øيث جمع الÙريقان 81 نقطة من 35 مباراة، ولو ان مانشستر يتÙوق على تشيلسي بعدد الاهداÙ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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