Carl Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 I was minding my own business yesterday afternoon when a slow, melodic remix of "My Humps" by Black-Eyed Peas came on the radio. As they delivered lyrics like "What you gonna do with all that ass inside those jeans" at a leisurely pace, I wondered if this was one of the 4 horsemen. Another possible sign: a radio station in Phoenix is already playing nothing but Christmas music. The world isn't likely to end as a result of these events, but this can't be good. If you have witnesses any musical signs of the apocalypse, please post them in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 'My Humps' came as quite a shock. I was quite happy not minding them earlier. Apocalypse Omen: Justin Timberlake winning two Grammys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible_r Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 i really hate him, can;t stand him, i have no idea why i hate him so much but i do! him and will young ! brrr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 Maybe you hate them so much because in your subconscious you have an unrealized hatred and envy for American celebrities....or maybe it's just BECAUSE THEY SUCK!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible_r Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 will young isn't american so that's not the right explanation the will young hatred must stem from the fact that he covered "light my fire" for pop idol justin timberlake has annoyed me since nsync, since that annoying "bye bye" song. brrr.... away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 So then my second assumption was correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible_r Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 ha ha, i think so! it's just that so many people suck but i don't hate them as much as justin timberlake or will young! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 Which one would you shoot first? Think hard now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible_r Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 hmmm, tough question... plus i'd rather go with something slow and painful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 Then shoot 'em in the nuts instead of the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible_r Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 and watch them scream in pain and misery? hmmm, i like that, never thought of that before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 Stick with me, kid. Together we can take over the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible_r Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 Great! haha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 This is getting frightening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 You ain't seen or heard nuthin, Uncs. Get it? Nuthin.! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible_r Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 you know what they say, "it's always the quiet ones". hahahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 If Britney Spears launches a successful "comback", Armageddon will surely follow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyguitar Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 (edited) I saw Rod Stewart performing some dross off his most recent pile of ordure...the Great American Songbook no. 27 or something...I turned off the TV as it was sooooo bad. Don't get me wrong, I love his very early stuff and think he had a great (squandered) talent. Anyway...his voice was sooooo rough (and the song soooo shite)....I wonder if he's not....... ...the Hoarse Foreman of the Apocalypse. Edited November 21, 2005 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 Anyway...his voice was sooooo rough (and the song soooo shite)....I wonder if he's not....... ...the Hoarse Foreman of the Apocalypse. Brilliant, johnny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxy Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 Johnny, you never cease to amaze me, on Songfacts or UR!! Here's something else disturbing I have listened to today, a terribly song sort of like Walking In Memphis, but rave stylee and s***!!: I'm Raving ~ Scooter Good evening!! Put on my raving shoes and I boarded a plane. Touched down in the land where the skies were blue, in the middle of the pouring rain. Everybody was happy, energy shining down on me. Yeeeah, I've got a first-class ticket been as good as a boy can be. I'm raving, I'm raving. I'm raving til' the sweat drops fall down off me. I'm raving, I'm raving. But do I really feel the way I feel? Yess!! C'mon! YEEEEAH!! Put on my raving shoes and I boarded a plane. Touched down in the land where the skies were blue in the middle of the pouring rain. Everybody was happy, energy shining down on me. Yeeeah, I've got a first class ticket been as good as a boy can be. I'm raving, I'm raving. I'm raving til' the sweat drops fall down off me. I'm raving, I'm raving. But do I really feel the way I feel? Yess!! Wicked! Wicked! WICKED! Give it up now! Give it up now! Give it up now! YEEEEAH!! I'm raving, I'm raving. I'm raving til' the sweat drops fall down off me. I'm raving, I'm raving. But do I really feel the way I feel? But do I really feel the way I feel? Thank you!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 Anyway...his voice was sooooo rough (and the song soooo shite)....I wonder if he's not....... ...the Hoarse Foreman of the Apocalypse. johnny, I finally bow to your superior intellect and wit. (Smartarse) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulGirl Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 Then shoot 'em in the nuts instead of the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 (edited) http://www.lyricskeeper.com/freddie_mercury-lyrics/151392-mamma-lyrics.htm there's a musical sign of the apocalpyse. It's the lyrics to the Queen song "Mamma" Edited November 23, 2005 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 put your heads between your legs and kiss your butts goodbye - I just read that Britney's got a new album coming out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Britney Fox? It's about time. They haven't made one since 1990. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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