MindCrime Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Top Ten Things To Blow Up On The Fourth Of July. 10. Your neighbor's rusty old mailbox that they won't replace year after year. 9.anything that is flammable. and some things that arnt 8. the deflated girlfriend living in your closet 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Things To Blow Up Visual Interlude [smaller]Thanx to Big Jim McBob & Billy Sol Hurok.[/smaller] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 Top Ten Things To Blow Up On The Fourth Of July. 10. Your neighbor's rusty old mailbox that they won't replace year after year. 9.anything that is flammable. and some things that arnt 8. the deflated girlfriend living in your closet 7. Four mason jars filled with gasoline, circled around an empty paper towel holder with a cigarette-timed M-80 in the center (in a dirt field, of course). 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 Top Ten Things To Blow Up On The Fourth Of July. 10. Your neighbor's rusty old mailbox that they won't replace year after year. 9.anything that is flammable. and some things that arnt 8. the deflated girlfriend living in your closet 7. Four mason jars filled with gasoline, circled around an empty paper towel holder with a cigarette-timed M-80 in the center (in a dirt field, of course). 6. Those deaf folks who insist on setting off bigger and bigger BOOM! bombs to "mark their territory." 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 Top Ten Things To Blow Up On The Fourth Of July. 10. Your neighbor's rusty old mailbox that they won't replace year after year. 9.anything that is flammable. and some things that arnt 8. the deflated girlfriend living in your closet 7. Four mason jars filled with gasoline, circled around an empty paper towel holder with a cigarette-timed M-80 in the center (in a dirt field, of course). 6. Those deaf folks who insist on setting off bigger and bigger BOOM! bombs to "mark their territory." 5. Plastic Love Doll (with lifelike features) 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 8. the deflated girlfriend living in your closet 5. Plastic Love Doll (with lifelike features) These are the same thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 Maybe. Does yours have lifelike features, too? (Oops, sorry...read through it too quick, I guess.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 (edited) Top Ten Things To Blow Up On The Fourth Of July. 10. Your neighbor's rusty old mailbox that they won't replace year after year. 9.anything that is flammable. and some things that arnt 8. the deflated girlfriend living in your closet 7. Four mason jars filled with gasoline, circled around an empty paper towel holder with a cigarette-timed M-80 in the center (in a dirt field, of course). 6. Those deaf folks who insist on setting off bigger and bigger BOOM! bombs to "mark their territory." 5. Plastic Love Doll (with lifelike features) 4. Baghdad Military Base - God bless our troops 3. 2. 1. Edited July 2, 2010 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 Top Ten Things To Blow Up On The Fourth Of July. 4. Anything in Baghdad They really don't deserve that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 alright I changed it to be more specific. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2010 Top Ten Things To Blow Up On The Fourth Of July. 10. Your neighbor's rusty old mailbox that they won't replace year after year. 9.anything that is flammable. and some things that arnt 8. the deflated girlfriend living in your closet 7. Four mason jars filled with gasoline, circled around an empty paper towel holder with a cigarette-timed M-80 in the center (in a dirt field, of course). 6. Those deaf folks who insist on setting off bigger and bigger BOOM! bombs to "mark their territory." 5. Plastic Love Doll (with lifelike features) 4. Baghdad Military Base - God bless our troops 3. Alex Rodriguez' car 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 6, 2010 Report Share Posted July 6, 2010 Top Ten Things To Blow Up On The Fourth Of July. 10. Your neighbor's rusty old mailbox that they won't replace year after year. 9.anything that is flammable. and some things that arnt 8. the deflated girlfriend living in your closet 7. Four mason jars filled with gasoline, circled around an empty paper towel holder with a cigarette-timed M-80 in the center (in a dirt field, of course). 6. Those deaf folks who insist on setting off bigger and bigger BOOM! bombs to "mark their territory." 5. Plastic Love Doll (with lifelike features) 4. Baghdad Military Base - God bless our troops 3. Alex Rodriguez' car 2. Balloons 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 6, 2010 Report Share Posted July 6, 2010 Top Ten Things To Blow Up On The Fourth Of July. 10. Your neighbor's rusty old mailbox that they won't replace year after year. 9.anything that is flammable. and some things that arnt 8. the deflated girlfriend living in your closet 7. Four mason jars filled with gasoline, circled around an empty paper towel holder with a cigarette-timed M-80 in the center (in a dirt field, of course). 6. Those deaf folks who insist on setting off bigger and bigger BOOM! bombs to "mark their territory." 5. Plastic Love Doll (with lifelike features) 4. Baghdad Military Base - God bless our troops 3. Alex Rodriguez' car 2. Balloons 1. A small photograph to have it framed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 6, 2010 Report Share Posted July 6, 2010 Top 10 reasons why none of us will ever make it on American Idol 10. Simon can't understand what we are singing because the gray beard keeps getting stuck between the teeth. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted July 6, 2010 Report Share Posted July 6, 2010 Top 10 reasons why none of us will ever make it on American Idol 10. Simon can't understand what we are singing because the gray beard keeps getting stuck between the teeth. 9. Most of us probably can't carry a tune. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 Top 10 reasons why none of us will ever make it on American Idol 10. Simon can't understand what we are singing because the gray beard keeps getting stuck between the teeth. 9. Most of us probably can't carry a tune. 8. We'll be constantly interrupting judges with who wrote the song, where they were at the time and what they had to eat while doing it. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heimann47 Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 Top 10 reasons why none of us will ever make it on American Idol 10. Simon can't understand what we are singing because the gray beard keeps getting stuck between the teeth. 9. Most of us probably can't carry a tune. 8. We'll be constantly interrupting judges with who wrote the song, where they were at the time and what they had to eat while doing it. 7. We're too busy debating what the worst song ever is, rather than performing it in front of millions of laughing viewers. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 Top 10 reasons why none of us will ever make it on American Idol 10. Simon can't understand what we are singing because the gray beard keeps getting stuck between the teeth. 9. Most of us probably can't carry a tune. 8. We'll be constantly interrupting judges with who wrote the song, where they were at the time and what they had to eat while doing it. 7. Because we all sound like THIS. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 Top 10 reasons why none of us will ever make it on American Idol 10. Simon can't understand what we are singing because the gray beard keeps getting stuck between the teeth. 9. Most of us probably can't carry a tune. 8. We'll be constantly interrupting judges with who wrote the song, where they were at the time and what they had to eat while doing it. 7. We're too busy debating what the worst song ever is, rather than performing it in front of millions of laughing viewers. 6. Because we all sound like THIS. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 Top 10 reasons why none of us will ever make it on American Idol 10. Simon can't understand what we are singing because the gray beard keeps getting stuck between the teeth. 9. Most of us probably can't carry a tune. 8. We'll be constantly interrupting judges with who wrote the song, where they were at the time and what they had to eat while doing it. 7. We're too busy debating what the worst song ever is, rather than performing it in front of millions of laughing viewers. 6. Because we all sound like THIS. 5. We look bad with our "Pants On The Floor." 4. 3. 2. 1. Fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 Top 10 reasons why none of us will ever make it on American Idol 10. Simon can't understand what we are singing because the gray beard keeps getting stuck between the teeth. 9. Most of us probably can't carry a tune. 8. We'll be constantly interrupting judges with who wrote the song, where they were at the time and what they had to eat while doing it. 7. We're too busy debating what the worst song ever is, rather than performing it in front of millions of laughing viewers. 6. Because we all sound like THIS. 5. We look bad with our "Pants On The Floor." 4. Singing sailor jangles (ie Popeye the Sailorman) in a negative 8 octave voice. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 Top 10 reasons why none of us will ever make it on American Idol 10. Simon can't understand what we are singing because the gray beard keeps getting stuck between the teeth. 9. Most of us probably can't carry a tune. 8. We'll be constantly interrupting judges with who wrote the song, where they were at the time and what they had to eat while doing it. 7. We're too busy debating what the worst song ever is, rather than performing it in front of millions of laughing viewers. 6. Because we all sound like THIS. 5. We look bad with our "Pants On The Floor." 4. Singing sailor jangles (ie Popeye the Sailorman) in a negative 8 octave voice. 3. One word....dignity. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 Top 10 reasons why none of us will ever make it on American Idol 10. Simon can't understand what we are singing because the gray beard keeps getting stuck between the teeth. 9. Most of us probably can't carry a tune. 8. We'll be constantly interrupting judges with who wrote the song, where they were at the time and what they had to eat while doing it. 7. We're too busy debating what the worst song ever is, rather than performing it in front of millions of laughing viewers. 6. Because we all sound like THIS. 5. We look bad with our "Pants On The Floor." 4. Singing sailor jangles (ie Popeye the Sailorman) in a negative 8 octave voice. 3. One word....dignity. 2. Smuggling Europeans and Canadians into the US for a contest just seems silly... although we'd get to meet Ellen! 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 Oopsy, sorry I missed one back there. I always check after making a post to make sure someone didn't post just before I did but I did a check to make sure the cat spoiler was working and then forgot to look back at the previous posts. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 Top 10 reasons why none of us will ever make it on American Idol 10. Simon can't understand what we are singing because the gray beard keeps getting stuck between the teeth. 9. Most of us probably can't carry a tune. 8. We'll be constantly interrupting judges with who wrote the song, where they were at the time and what they had to eat while doing it. 7. We're too busy debating what the worst song ever is, rather than performing it in front of millions of laughing viewers. 6. Because we all sound like THIS 5. We look bad with our "Pants On The Floor." 4. Singing sailor jangles (ie Popeye the Sailorman) in a negative 8 octave voice. 3. One word....dignity. 2. Smuggling Europeans and Canadians into the US for a contest just seems silly... although we'd get to meet Ellen! 1. What do we know about music? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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