New Top Ten List Game

[MindCrime]

Top Ten Things To Blow Up On The Fourth Of July.

10. Your neighbor's rusty old mailbox that they won't replace year after year.

9.anything that is flammable. and some things that arnt

8. the deflated girlfriend living in your closet

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[bazooka]

Things To Blow Up

Visual Interlude

[smaller]Thanx to Big Jim McBob & Billy Sol Hurok.[/smaller]

[Brad_M]

Top Ten Things To Blow Up On The Fourth Of July.

10. Your neighbor's rusty old mailbox that they won't replace year after year.

9.anything that is flammable. and some things that arnt

8. the deflated girlfriend living in your closet

7. Four mason jars filled with gasoline, circled around an empty paper towel holder with a cigarette-timed M-80 in the center (in a dirt field, of course).

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[Otokichi]

Top Ten Things To Blow Up On The Fourth Of July.

10. Your neighbor's rusty old mailbox that they won't replace year after year.

9.anything that is flammable. and some things that arnt

8. the deflated girlfriend living in your closet

7. Four mason jars filled with gasoline, circled around an empty paper towel holder with a cigarette-timed M-80 in the center (in a dirt field, of course).

6. Those deaf folks who insist on setting off bigger and bigger BOOM! bombs to "mark their territory."

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[miamisammy29]

Top Ten Things To Blow Up On The Fourth Of July.

10. Your neighbor's rusty old mailbox that they won't replace year after year.

9.anything that is flammable. and some things that arnt

8. the deflated girlfriend living in your closet

7. Four mason jars filled with gasoline, circled around an empty paper towel holder with a cigarette-timed M-80 in the center (in a dirt field, of course).

6. Those deaf folks who insist on setting off bigger and bigger BOOM! bombs to "mark their territory."

5. Plastic Love Doll (with lifelike features)

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[MindCrime]

8. the deflated girlfriend living in your closet

5. Plastic Love Doll (with lifelike features)

These are the same thing

[miamisammy29]

Maybe. Does yours have lifelike features, too?

(Oops, sorry...read through it too quick, I guess.)

[MindCrime]

Top Ten Things To Blow Up On The Fourth Of July.

10. Your neighbor's rusty old mailbox that they won't replace year after year.

9.anything that is flammable. and some things that arnt

8. the deflated girlfriend living in your closet

7. Four mason jars filled with gasoline, circled around an empty paper towel holder with a cigarette-timed M-80 in the center (in a dirt field, of course).

6. Those deaf folks who insist on setting off bigger and bigger BOOM! bombs to "mark their territory."

5. Plastic Love Doll (with lifelike features)

4. Baghdad Military Base - God bless our troops

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Edited July 2, 2010 by Guest

[Steel2Velvet]

Top Ten Things To Blow Up On The Fourth Of July.

4. Anything in Baghdad

They really don't deserve that

[MindCrime]

alright I changed it to be more specific.

[miamisammy29]

Top Ten Things To Blow Up On The Fourth Of July.

10. Your neighbor's rusty old mailbox that they won't replace year after year.

9.anything that is flammable. and some things that arnt

8. the deflated girlfriend living in your closet

7. Four mason jars filled with gasoline, circled around an empty paper towel holder with a cigarette-timed M-80 in the center (in a dirt field, of course).

6. Those deaf folks who insist on setting off bigger and bigger BOOM! bombs to "mark their territory."

5. Plastic Love Doll (with lifelike features)

4. Baghdad Military Base - God bless our troops

3. Alex Rodriguez' car

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[Uncle Joe]

Top Ten Things To Blow Up On The Fourth Of July.

10. Your neighbor's rusty old mailbox that they won't replace year after year.

9.anything that is flammable. and some things that arnt

8. the deflated girlfriend living in your closet

7. Four mason jars filled with gasoline, circled around an empty paper towel holder with a cigarette-timed M-80 in the center (in a dirt field, of course).

6. Those deaf folks who insist on setting off bigger and bigger BOOM! bombs to "mark their territory."

5. Plastic Love Doll (with lifelike features)

4. Baghdad Military Base - God bless our troops

3. Alex Rodriguez' car

2. Balloons

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[MindCrime]

Top Ten Things To Blow Up On The Fourth Of July.

10. Your neighbor's rusty old mailbox that they won't replace year after year.

9.anything that is flammable. and some things that arnt

8. the deflated girlfriend living in your closet

7. Four mason jars filled with gasoline, circled around an empty paper towel holder with a cigarette-timed M-80 in the center (in a dirt field, of course).

6. Those deaf folks who insist on setting off bigger and bigger BOOM! bombs to "mark their territory."

5. Plastic Love Doll (with lifelike features)

4. Baghdad Military Base - God bless our troops

3. Alex Rodriguez' car

2. Balloons

1. A small photograph to have it framed.

[MindCrime]

Top 10 reasons why none of us will ever make it on American Idol

10. Simon can't understand what we are singing because the gray beard keeps getting stuck between the teeth.

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[bluesboy]

Top 10 reasons why none of us will ever make it on American Idol

10. Simon can't understand what we are singing because the gray beard keeps getting stuck between the teeth.

9. Most of us probably can't carry a tune.

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[Rayzor]

Top 10 reasons why none of us will ever make it on American Idol

10. Simon can't understand what we are singing because the gray beard keeps getting stuck between the teeth.

9. Most of us probably can't carry a tune.

8. We'll be constantly interrupting judges with who wrote the song, where they were at the time and what they had to eat while doing it.

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[Heimann47]

Top 10 reasons why none of us will ever make it on American Idol

10. Simon can't understand what we are singing because the gray beard keeps getting stuck between the teeth.

9. Most of us probably can't carry a tune.

8. We'll be constantly interrupting judges with who wrote the song, where they were at the time and what they had to eat while doing it.

7. We're too busy debating what the worst song ever is, rather than performing it in front of millions of laughing viewers.

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[Brad_M]

Top 10 reasons why none of us will ever make it on American Idol

10. Simon can't understand what we are singing because the gray beard keeps getting stuck between the teeth.

9. Most of us probably can't carry a tune.

8. We'll be constantly interrupting judges with who wrote the song, where they were at the time and what they had to eat while doing it.

7. Because we all sound like THIS.

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[MindCrime]

Top 10 reasons why none of us will ever make it on American Idol

10. Simon can't understand what we are singing because the gray beard keeps getting stuck between the teeth.

9. Most of us probably can't carry a tune.

8. We'll be constantly interrupting judges with who wrote the song, where they were at the time and what they had to eat while doing it.

7. We're too busy debating what the worst song ever is, rather than performing it in front of millions of laughing viewers.

6. Because we all sound like THIS.

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Fixed

[Otokichi]

Top 10 reasons why none of us will ever make it on American Idol

10. Simon can't understand what we are singing because the gray beard keeps getting stuck between the teeth.

9. Most of us probably can't carry a tune.

8. We'll be constantly interrupting judges with who wrote the song, where they were at the time and what they had to eat while doing it.

7. We're too busy debating what the worst song ever is, rather than performing it in front of millions of laughing viewers.

6. Because we all sound like THIS.

5. We look bad with our "Pants On The Floor."

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Fixed

[MindCrime]

Top 10 reasons why none of us will ever make it on American Idol

10. Simon can't understand what we are singing because the gray beard keeps getting stuck between the teeth.

9. Most of us probably can't carry a tune.

8. We'll be constantly interrupting judges with who wrote the song, where they were at the time and what they had to eat while doing it.

7. We're too busy debating what the worst song ever is, rather than performing it in front of millions of laughing viewers.

6. Because we all sound like THIS.

5. We look bad with our "Pants On The Floor."

4. Singing sailor jangles (ie Popeye the Sailorman) in a negative 8 octave voice.

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[Uncle Joe]

Top 10 reasons why none of us will ever make it on American Idol

10. Simon can't understand what we are singing because the gray beard keeps getting stuck between the teeth.

9. Most of us probably can't carry a tune.

8. We'll be constantly interrupting judges with who wrote the song, where they were at the time and what they had to eat while doing it.

7. We're too busy debating what the worst song ever is, rather than performing it in front of millions of laughing viewers.

6. Because we all sound like THIS.

5. We look bad with our "Pants On The Floor."

4. Singing sailor jangles (ie Popeye the Sailorman) in a negative 8 octave voice.

3. One word....dignity.

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[Rayzor]

Top 10 reasons why none of us will ever make it on American Idol

10. Simon can't understand what we are singing because the gray beard keeps getting stuck between the teeth.

9. Most of us probably can't carry a tune.

8. We'll be constantly interrupting judges with who wrote the song, where they were at the time and what they had to eat while doing it.

7. We're too busy debating what the worst song ever is, rather than performing it in front of millions of laughing viewers.

6. Because we all sound like THIS.

5. We look bad with our "Pants On The Floor."

4. Singing sailor jangles (ie Popeye the Sailorman) in a negative 8 octave voice.

3. One word....dignity.

2. Smuggling Europeans and Canadians into the US for a contest just seems silly... although we'd get to meet Ellen!

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[Brad_M]

Oopsy, sorry I missed one back there.

I always check after making a post to make sure someone didn't post just before I did but I did a check to make sure the cat spoiler was working and then forgot to look back at the previous posts.

Sorry.

[Brad_M]

Top 10 reasons why none of us will ever make it on American Idol

10. Simon can't understand what we are singing because the gray beard keeps getting stuck between the teeth.

9. Most of us probably can't carry a tune.

8. We'll be constantly interrupting judges with who wrote the song, where they were at the time and what they had to eat while doing it.

7. We're too busy debating what the worst song ever is, rather than performing it in front of millions of laughing viewers.

6. Because we all sound like THIS

5. We look bad with our "Pants On The Floor."

4. Singing sailor jangles (ie Popeye the Sailorman) in a negative 8 octave voice.

3. One word....dignity.

2. Smuggling Europeans and Canadians into the US for a contest just seems silly... although we'd get to meet Ellen!

1. What do we know about music?