Farin Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 Found Here [smaller]By Marc Hirsh MSNBC contributor[/smaller] “The Long And Winding Road†by the Beatles (from “Let It Beâ€) The Beatles are generally regarded as rock ’n’ roll’s greatest band, and Phil Spector was arguably its greatest producer. So how did bringing them together result in one of the most cloying moments in either party’s career? As the world would learn a quarter century later with the release of the Beatles’ “Anthology†outtakes collections, “The Long And Winding Road†is actually quite nice in its stripped-down form; maybe not one of the band’s best but certainly not the horrifically overproduced monstrosity found on “Let It Be.†Spector, clearly operating in the same mode as his uber-creepy “Silent Night†recitation at the end of his otherwise-classic Christmas album, drenched the song in strings and a choir so saccharine that the Beatles needed to end the album, their swan song, with the simple, bracing palate-cleanser of “Get Back†to remind the world of what it was about to lose forever. “My World†by Guns N’ Roses (from “Use Your Illusion IIâ€) Guns N’ Roses’ plan of following up one of the landmark debuts of the 1980s — simultaneously releasing two albums that would have both been doubles in the age of vinyl — was, on the face of it, insane. But despite “Use Your Illusion II†being slightly wobbly (with the name-calling tantrum in the middle of “Get In The Ring,†an inferior second version of “Don’t Cry†and bassist Duff McKagen’s lackluster “So Fineâ€), there was surprisingly little chaff in what was effectively four albums’ worth of material. It looked like GN’R was going to pull off the whole mess, right up until the final 84 seconds, when Axl Rose decided to rap and everything fell apart in one laughable, deeply stupid instant. If “My World†was a joke, it was funny for all the wrong reasons. And if it wasn’t, then maybe we can keep waiting for “Chinese Democracy.†“Endless, Nameless†by Nirvana (from “Nevermindâ€) From the instant Nirvana blew up huge, Kurt Cobain always had an antagonistic relationship with his own mass popularity. Nowhere is that more evident than on metallic grunge jam “Endless, Nameless,†the all-too-appropriately named hidden track that closed out “Nevermind.†The tuneless, freeform scree didn’t appear on every copy; those who were lucky enough to snatch up one of the first 50,000 before Nirvanamania went mainstream didn’t just find themselves with a collector’s item, they got a far better album. For everybody else who jumped onto the train after “Smells Like Teen Spirit†hit the top 40, the beautiful-bummer vibe created by the tellingly morose official closer “Something In The Way†was shattered by an unlistenable barrage of interminable cacophony. If you could hear it, Cobain hated you. “Mother†by the Police (from “Synchronicityâ€) Andy Summers cemented his status as the Police’s worst songwriter early on when he marred the band’s debut “Outlandos d’Amour†with “Be My Girl — Sally,†featuring a spoken-word interlude/love poem about an inflatable sex doll. As his last gasp before the band called it a day, the guitarist took Sting’s fascination with psychology that drove “Synchronicity†painfully literally, falling into a Freudian nightmare by screaming sledgehammer-subtle lines such as “Every girl that I go out with! Becomes my mother in the end!†like a deranged blind date. To complete the picture, Summers set the whole thing to a circular ostinato with a stepladder melody and then, just for kicks, chose the awkward 7/4 as his time signature. Summers gave out an infantile yelp of “Mother!†at the end of the jagged instrumental break, and considering that “Synchronicity†was the Police’s best-selling album, a lot of folks probably did the same. “EXP†by the Jimi Hendrix Experience (from “Axis: Bold As Loveâ€) If “Axis: Bold as Love†were a concept album, its leadoff track might be forgiven as an introductory scene-setting trifle. But alas, “Axis†isn’t; it’s simply a collection of songs, albeit Jimi’s most lyrical. As such, “EXP†is about as disastrous an opener as could be imagined, with goofy sped-up chipmunk voices engaged in an unconvincingly acted radio interview about UFOs that collapses into guitar noise so aimlessly chaotic that it makes Eddie Van Halen’s “Eruption†sound like a catchy pop tune. It’s supposed to be trippy, but it mostly just expands on the silliest aspects of Hendrix’s earlier “Third Stone From The Sun†that were otherwise well-hidden under the melody and jazz-like psychedelic improvisation. The lyric sheet actually lists the announcer’s dialogue as “Bu… but, but… glub… I, I, don’t believe it,†to which Hendrix himself responds, “Pffffttt!!... Pop!!... Bang!!... Etc!!!?†Yeah, that’s about right. ------------------- Thoughts, Praise, Criticism, other suggestions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 “Endless, Nameless†by Nirvana (from “Nevermindâ€) From the instant Nirvana blew up huge, Kurt Cobain always had an antagonistic relationship with his own mass popularitye didn’t appear on every copy; those who were lucky enough to snatch up one of the first 50,000 before Nirvanamania went mainstream didn’t just find themselves with a collector’s item, they got a far better album. For everybody else who jumped onto the train after “Smells Like Teen Spirit†hit the top 40, the beautiful-bummer vibe created by the tellingly morose official closer “Something In The Way†was shattered by an unlistenable barrage of interminable cacophony. If you could hear it, Cobain hated you. It is kinda awful. I still sit through it though, if only out of respect for an album I don't respect as much as the successor. Now Gallons of Rubbing Alcohol... there's a jam session that worked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viaene Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 endless nameless has a few good parts (the quiet ones), but in general it's awful yeah. Maybe diversity attracts more fans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 I agree about the song "Mother" from Synchronicity. The rest of the album is awesome, though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted April 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 that's the point of the thread great albums that have ONE terrible song... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 I don't think The Long And Winding Road is all that bad... a bit over-produced, maybe, but not bad. With the exception of Across the Universe and Let It Be, the album doesn't really excite me anyway, so none of the songs except for those two really stand out in any way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 “My World†by Guns N’ Roses (from “Use Your Illusion IIâ€) That wasn't even a song, more like Axl splurring his cocaine overdose incoherent ramblings into a microphone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_s_1987 Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 Saying The Long And Winding Road is a bad song is just another pointless, opinionated stab at The Beatles. I have the non-orchestrated version of the song, and I believe the orchestrated version is better. I'd say it's pretty much the equal best song on the album with Across The Universe and Let It Be. The only song which stands out to me as the worst song on a great album is Moonchild from In The Court Of The Crimson King. The first two minutes of the song is fine, but then they decided to add a boring ten minute instrumental to the end of it. I usually like boring ten minute instrumentals, but this one is too boring even for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 Whoever said The Long and Winding Road is a bad song, fortunately the Songfactors do not agree: The Songfactors' Choice Top Ten #108 for the week ending 30th March 2008 1. Long And Winding Road, The - The Beatles (1970) 57 2. Mustang Sally - Wilson Pickett (1966) 54 3. Sweet Little Sixteen - Chuck Berry (1958) 44 4. Rock'n'Roll High School - Ramones (1979) 43 5. And When I Die - Blood, Sweat & Tears (1969) 42 6. I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For - U2 (1987) 42 7. Darkness, Darkness - The Youngbloods (1969) 38 8. Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap - AC/DC (1976) 37 9. Times Like These - Foo Fighters (2003) 37 10. Gimme Gimme Good Lovin' - Crazy Elephant (1968) 36 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 Of course they don't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted April 24, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 (edited) ^^ I didn't vote for that... (well maybe for the Foo Fighters song and U2) Edited April 24, 2008 by Guest typo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 I think a terrible song from a great album is - Alabama Song (Whiskey Bar) from the first Doors album. The album flows really good until they play this waltz song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Really? I think it works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epiphany Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 "Run for Your Life" from Rubber Soul :: shudder :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Saying The Long And Winding Road is a bad song is just another pointless, opinionated stab at The Beatles. I have the non-orchestrated version of the song, and I believe the orchestrated version is better. I'd say it's pretty much the equal best song on the album with Across The Universe and Let It Be. The only song which stands out to me as the worst song on a great album is Moonchild from In The Court Of The Crimson King. The first two minutes of the song is fine, but then they decided to add a boring ten minute instrumental to the end of it. I usually like boring ten minute instrumentals, but this one is too boring even for me. I agree with Chris on both statements. "Revolution#9" would be the worse song for the White Album... if it was a song. For me, it´s "Yellow Submarine" for Revolver... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dappled Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 For me it's: A Taste of Honey from Please Please Me Till There Was You from With The Beatles Kansas City/Hey-Hey-Hey-Hey from Beatles For Sale Act Naturally from Help! These we could do without! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Another dud is - Student Demonstration Time off the Beach Boys album Surf's Up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 "Iron Gland" from Dirt by Alice in Chains is pretty bad, horrific filler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted August 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2008 maybe not "terrible", but I really don't like Star Me Kitten from Automatic for the People Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted August 25, 2008 Report Share Posted August 25, 2008 I don't mind Star Me Kitten so much, but The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight grates my nerves to no end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 I like both songs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 Star Me Kitten was the first song from that album - which was my first REM album - to get my attention. I liked the tune 'you... are wild, and I... am your possession, no... thing's free, so star me kitten' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuff Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 I think a terrible song from a great album is - Alabama Song (Whiskey Bar) from the first Doors album. The album flows really good until they play this waltz song. Waltz's are in 3/4 Time (Or 6/8 or 12/8). That's not. So thus, it's NOT a waltz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted August 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 (edited) Waltz's are in 3/4 Time (Or 6/8 or 12/8). That's not. So thus, it's NOT a waltz. (listened to it on youtube) hey, that's by Berthold Brecht and Kurt Weil! Edited August 28, 2008 by Guest credit where it's due Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 "Slow Jams" and "Kanye's New Workout Plan" - (Kanye West - College Dropout) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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