Blue Fish Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 can do.............nah, he wouldn't listen the unfeeling *&^%*£&........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 Just go to ebd Works wonders too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 Neither did James Taylor ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Fish Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 can do.............nah, he wouldn't listen the unfeeling *&^%*£&........ at least youll know that you always loved him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 Was this the one you were engaged to first and then went to go see behind the back of the current "Mr Wonderful" or the current guy? Nevermind. FOR THOSE WHO LOVE WORDS AND ENJOY AMBIGUITY ... check these out: 1. DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON'T PET THE SWEATY THINGS. 2. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION. 3. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES? 4. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, 'WHERE'S THE SELF-HELP SECTION? SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE. 5. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS? 6. IF A DEAF PERSON SWEARS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP? 7. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION? 8. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM? 9. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO 'GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?' 10. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT? 11. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES? 12. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK? 13. WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL CLEAN THEM? 14. IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED? 15. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS? 16. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT? 17. WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES? 18. HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD SIGNS? 19. WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD? 20. ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE. 21. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR? 22. IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO? 23. IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY? 24. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE? 25. WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD 'LISP' TO HAVE AN 'S' IN IT? 26. WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM? 27. WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM? 28. IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL MAN IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES DOES HE BECOME DISORIENTED? 29. CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viaene Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Help, this will take me weeks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 ^ Welcome back, Séba, how was Rock Werchter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Poor Free Legal Music Downloads forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 yeah, I was thinking the same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viaene Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Hi everybody, I'll write down my Rock Werchter experiences and post them soon. It was unforgettable!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Help, this will take me weeks! Well, you shouldn't have stayed gone for so long. I missed you, you know. Glad you had fun and glad you're back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 yOU DIDNT MISS ANYTHING....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Fish Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 agreed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 Gosh, Sébastien! You're back already? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 Here's my random thought: I may be a little behind the times, but I'm really getting into Katy Perry's music. Good stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 Where IS everyone on weekends? You don't have to work... you could be online all day... instead you choose to waste your time with family and real-life friends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 who doesn't have to work? I certainly do. That's where I'm at... goofing off at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 i AM AT WORK AND ON LINE ALL DAY. i GUESS i AM NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 You're both excused then. You're model SFers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 wHAT DOES THAT PAY? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 It's nice to know my suspicions that no one cares about my existence or pays attention to me has been confirmed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 Shannon's here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 Okay okay fine... List Of Model SFers in alphabetical order 1. Farin 2. Laurie 3. Levis 4. MarcM 5. Ryansgirl 6. Shawna 7. The Seeker (well, I'm online ) Please note that this list is subject to change (and complaints). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 I'm #1. I don't care what order the S falls in in the alphabet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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