Otokichi Posted September 2, 2008 Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 False. They give ME advice, since I'm the youngest. (sigh.) You ignore advice given by friends/relatives/coworkers/boss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted September 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 True and False...sometimes it's pretty good advice. You're having a bad hair day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted September 2, 2008 Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 Laurie, why must you torment me? You know darned well that I'm bald. You're having a hair day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted September 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 True...a bad one..It's the humidity! It's a bright, bright, bright sun shiny day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted September 2, 2008 Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 Not exactly. The forecast calls for "partly sunny" with occasional showers. Yesterday was what you described. It's time for some Bossa Nova to dance away the Summer of '08. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 True!! You love Joao Gilberto and Dorival Caymmi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 False, I prefer plain old Hershey bars. You regularly have to jump-start your car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 False. Not since I was 17. You occasionally have to jump-start your day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 True, with coffee and cigarettes. You sometimes have to jump-start your wife (or significant other). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 True, though I don't have to I do it as a preventative measure. (pun intended) Sometimes you can't find your jumper-cable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted September 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 (edited) ^^^^ False, it's always in the trunk... You need a tune-up. Edited September 3, 2008 by Guest Yeah Joe, I fell right into that one, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 True, and a good lube job. you check your engine oil regularly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 false My one-night-stand checks it for me . . . You've had a two-night-stand that lasted thirty seconds . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 uh... false? You have two nightstands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 true, on each side of my bed. You have satin sheets to lie on . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 True, but I keep sliding off. You love to lay your head at night on a cool pillow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 False I like to lay my head on hot . . . ooops, I must remember that this is a family site! You keep the opened end of your pillow cases facing each side of your bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted September 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 True...how did you know? You have to have your feet covered at night, or you can't sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 False You sleep only with an open window Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 True. (After all, the "Dog Days of Summer" are panting on everybody.) Eek! Draw the drapes! You sleep in the Raw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mars88 Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 False. No need to freak out the kids. You haven't had time to read any "literature". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 False, all I read is literature. You already knew who Palin was before her nomination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 False, the only Palin I knew was Michael. You occasionally get the name "Barack Obama" mixed up with the name "Osama Bin Laden". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 True, since his middle name is Hussein, I also get him mixed up with Saddam Hussein (aka So Damn Insane) You are glad the summer is finally over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 not really, but I'm not sad about it either You know where Mindcrime's avatar is coming from Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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