MarcM Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 Somebody is ecstatic and a little buzzed because they found the wine they used to drink like water that provided a most pleasant buzz from many moons ago. It still costs about the same as it did 20 some odd years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadlady Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 That's weird: I was just coming on here to say "Someone is scraping dog's excrement off the sole of their shoe". yo b-f!! great minds think alike!!! lol!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 Sadlady, I´m glad to see you´ve changed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadlady Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 Sadlady, I´m glad to see you´ve changed... hi edna! i'm working on it... thanks to a little help from my friends. (here) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 Someone is happy the one she loves came home, even if briefly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 Someone somewhere isn't wearing any briefs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 Someone somewhere says "huh?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 and someone somewhere is briefly exposed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 Oh that my love and Laurie's non brief wearer were one and the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 Someone somewhere is starting over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 Someone is undeservedly winning a grammy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 S/s is half asleep when she finds there´s no milk in the house and she´ll have to go out in the cold dark morning to get some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 s/s is calling a water fountain a "bubbler" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted February 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 Someone just lost their first tooth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 Someone just lost his last tooth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted February 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 Someone just got his dentures fitted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 Someone is donating their hair to make wigs for cancer patients. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted February 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 Someone is trapped in an elevator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 Someone is praying for a child who is in the military and fighting overseas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiggsUK Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 Somebody is praying for a child living overseas... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Fish Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 5 people are boarding a slow train going west. 6 people are boarding a freight train going south. 10 people are leaving the slow train as it pulls into the southwest station, while 3 people are exiting the freight train at the same station. If all 10 people from the slow train got on the freight train, and there were 256 seats filled on the train to begin with, how many people were hideously obese? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 7 out of 10, if they live in the U.S. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Burger King , Burger King Friendly neighborhood Burger King, Make you fat ? Any size ! Can't you see ? Still want fries ? Watch out ! There is a Burger King...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Hey, government...leave my Mickey D's trans fat fries alone. Go end a war or do something constructive. Leave my fries alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Was that legislated ? I thought they just did so on their own due to public pressure . Personaly , I wish they'd go back to doing the fries in pure lard or animal fats - yum ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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