Rhyme It! II

[J Hill]

As long as it gets to the next whiskey bar.

[MindCrime]

In golf, I can hit below par

[_Laurie_]

So you wanna be a rock-n-roll star...

[Crazy Don]

Just get an electric guitar!

[Uncle Joe]

Har har har dee har har.

[MindCrime]

Does anybody know a guy named Steve?

[Uncle Joe]

Didn't he already leave?

[Crazy Don]

I'm afraid I don't, I believe.

[Uncle Joe]

His departure we do bereave.

[MindCrime]

It was always a pet peeve.

[Uncle Joe]

Because he wiped his nose on his sleeve?

[MindCrime]

Superman was played by Christopher Reeve

[Uncle Joe]

I can't wait until Christmas Eve.

[MindCrime]

That's more than I can conceive.

[Uncle Joe]

Are you wearing a weave?

[Jenny]

Who are you trying to deceive?

[Uncle Joe]

Why not Ask Jeeves?

[MindCrime]

Is it something that we can achieve?

[Uncle Joe]

You're being naive.

[Otokichi]

What's that coming out of your sleeve?

[Uncle Joe]

I'm getting the dry heaves.

[_Laurie_]

I like to rake leaves.

[Otokichi]

One more time: "Bringing in the Sheaves"!

[Uncle Joe]

"Take A Letter Maria" by R.B. Greaves.

[Otokichi]

"Ave Maria"-Sarah Brightman