Rhyme It! II

[CanAm]

As the Queen appeared in a car that was expertly steered.

[MindCrime]

After the oil spill, many people volunteered.

[Otokichi]

Live Aid poured in after Warren Buffet's check cleared.

[MuzikTyme]

When Courtney Love's money was smeared . . .

[Uncle Joe]

That's when these eyes of mine teared.

[MindCrime]

Sorry if i've interfered.

[MindCrime]

Have you heard the story of Noah's Arc?

[Crazy Don]

Don't leave us in the dark!

[chutzpah]

Maybe he was a narc...

[Uncle Joe]

He was a Kent named Clark

[_Laurie_]

I saw him in the park.

[Uncle Joe]

But did you hear him bark?

[_Laurie_]

I hear a lark.

[Uncle Joe]

You're off the mark.

[MindCrime]

Was he eaten by a shark?

[Uncle Joe]

That was after he'd discovered the quark.

[_Laurie_]

Oh Hark!

[Uncle Joe]

That was stark.

[MindCrime]

I don't have another remark.

[_Laurie_]

Have you ever seen an aardvark?

[LeeBB]

No, but it helps if you can see in the dark.

[_Laurie_]

Just turn on the light.

[Uncle Joe]

That'd be a sight.

[MindCrime]

The switch is over on the right.

[LeeBB]

Turn it off! Too bright!!