Rhyme It! II

[_Laurie_]

This game I would never diss.

[cyberjudge]

You said it, sis.

[MindCrime]

Does anybody like KISS?

[Uncle Joe]

I thought it had gone to the forgotten abyss.

[MindCrime]

Milwaukee's Best tastes like horse piss.

[Crazy Don]

Last weekend LSU lost to Ole Miss.

[Uncle Joe]

A snake may sometimes hiss.

Edited November 25, 2008 by Guest
To turn a sanke into a snake.

[Otokichi]

I have a tool made by Wiss. (It even looks like a Sanke!)

[MindCrime]

Bloodhound Gang has a song called Uhn Tiss...

[Uncle Joe]

The Phillies once had a player named Joe Lis.

[MindCrime]

A Jewish circumcision is a bris.

[Uncle Joe]

Ouch! Can't touch this!

[MindCrime]

After that I wouldn't want to piss

[Uncle Joe]

That poor snake went Sissssssss.

[Crazy Don]

Hershey makes a chocolate bite called Bliss.

[Uncle Joe]

Better than chocolates by the Swiss?

[MindCrime]

Isn't somebody on the site named Chris?

(next person can change the rhyme, we've gone through them all for -iss)

[_Laurie_]

Are you sure?

[Uncle Joe]

Can you think of more?

[MindCrime]

I have to find the cure.

[J Hill]

Just make sure it's pure

[Uncle Joe]

There's gotta be a lure.

[MindCrime]

Who's going to post next? You're

[J Hill]

as soon as you park your big blue car

[MindCrime]

without gas, it's not going very far