What grinds your gears then?

[Ombre Vivante]

I know a couple who have been married forever and his opinion has become her opinion, or vice versa. When she says something, she doesn't credit him with the words, but I can hear him talking just the same.

I'd pick up the telephone and finish the conversation with him I almost felt the impulse to berate his taste in movies and his screenwriting ideas; that - surprisingly - gets people incensed

[Uncle Joe]

I know a couple who have been married forever and his opinion has become her opinion, or vice versa. When she says something, she doesn't credit him with the words, but I can hear him talking just the same.

That sounds suspiciously like Andy.

Wait til I tell Shawna!

[edna]

My husband and I rarely agree on anything... we´re from different countries, beliefs, backgrounds...

[MuzikTyme]

Why'd y'all marry?

Adventure?

[edna]

In my case, I was high on hormones...

I still am, actually...

[MuzikTyme]

Well... dog-gone, can you send me some?

[Red Fish]

its easier if you just find some little girls dude

[MuzikTyme]

Misbehaving?

[edna]

Well... dog-gone, can you send me some?

You want hormones? That´s impossible, Muzik...

[Viaene]

you wouldn't do well on female hormones anyway Muzik

[Uncle Joe]

Though we'd like to see you try it.

[MuzikTyme]

Hey, I've never turned ANYTHING down...except...hopefully I won't offend; A guy coming on to me.

[Red Fish]

so you didnt turn down that group of guys coming onto you or what

[MuzikTyme]

Well, ahem, the first set of guys that came on to me were wearing suspiciously white jump-suits whilst wielding baseball bats.

From then on...I learned. . .

[edna]

Vixy.net isn´t working properly and I´m fed up with it.

[Red Fish]

Well, ahem, the first set of guys that came on to me were wearing suspiciously white jump-suits whilst wielding baseball bats.

From then on...I learned. . .

yeah guys in white jumpsuits always have the best sex

[Shawna]

while they're still in the jumpsuits?

[edna]

I´m hating my job.

[Blue Fish]

I'm hating the state of my room....it's daunting to try and even think of tidying it...

[MuzikTyme]

When did you first learn to be so well at disarrangement?

I need some pointers.

[Shawna]

Before I was married I was a tidy person. Everything in its place all the time. Then I got married to a man who would take off his socks and leave them laying around, leave dirty dishes around, beer cans, whatever - never clean anything up. And I just got tired.

So now I'm a slob, too. Even though I'm no longer married, I still have not gotten back my previous tidiness... I've learned there are more important things in life and the dishes can wait until tomorrow.

[MuzikTyme]

I got married to a man who would take off his socks and leave them laying around, leave dirty dishes around, beer cans, whatever - never clean anything up.

So now I'm a slob, too.

See what happens when you're married to Ujoe?

[Viaene]

I've learned there are more important things in life and the dishes can wait until tomorrow.

That's the way a-ha, a-ha

[edna]

I never let the dishes wait until tomorrow... I clean it all very fast and then I feel free and better to do what I want... But I must say that my husband helps quite a bit lately... since I work away all day.

[Uncle Joe]

edna, we're on to you. There's no need to "clean" paper plates. Gotcha!!