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Top Ten Things Overheard In A Grocery Checkout Line

10. If that were my whiney kid, I've give him an Milky Way alright ...

9. "This cucumber is nice and firm. And just the right size."

8. Checkout Person yells out: "I need a price check on the econo-size Kotex please"

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Top Ten Things Overheard In A Grocery Checkout Line

10. If that were my whiney kid, I've give him an Milky Way alright ...

9. "This cucumber is nice and firm. And just the right size."

8. Checkout Person yells out: "I need a price check on the econo-size Kotex please"

7. I found the fresh ginger right next to the fresh mary ann.

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Top Ten Things Overheard In A Grocery Checkout Line

10. If that were my whiney kid, I've give him an Milky Way alright ...

9. "This cucumber is nice and firm. And just the right size."

8. Checkout Person yells out: "I need a price check on the econo-size Kotex please"

7. I found the fresh ginger right next to the fresh mary ann.

6. Wow, half-man/half-fish washes up on beach near Kennebunkport!

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Top Ten Things Overheard In A Grocery Checkout Line

10. If that were my whiney kid, I've give him an Milky Way alright ...

9. "This cucumber is nice and firm. And just the right size."

8. Checkout Person yells out: "I need a price check on the econo-size Kotex please"

7. I found the fresh ginger right next to the fresh mary ann.

6. Wow, half-man/half-fish washes up on beach near Kennebunkport!

5. Old man looking around the feminine hygiene aisle, "Excuse me, miss, could you tell me where I might find the 'Spray and Wash'?" (true story)

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Top Ten Things Overheard In A Grocery Checkout Line

10. If that were my whiney kid, I've give him an Milky Way alright ...

9. "This cucumber is nice and firm. And just the right size."

8. Checkout Person yells out: "I need a price check on the econo-size Kotex please"

7. I found the fresh ginger right next to the fresh mary ann.

6. Wow, half-man/half-fish washes up on beach near Kennebunkport!

5. Old man looking around the feminine hygiene aisle, "Excuse me, miss, could you tell me where I might find the 'Spray and Wash'?" (true story)

4. "Override!"

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Top Ten Things Overheard In A Grocery Checkout Line

10. If that were my whiney kid, I've give him an Milky Way alright ...

9. "This cucumber is nice and firm. And just the right size."

8. Checkout Person yells out: "I need a price check on the econo-size Kotex please"

7. I found the fresh ginger right next to the fresh mary ann.

6. Wow, half-man/half-fish washes up on beach near Kennebunkport!

5. Old man looking around the feminine hygiene aisle, "Excuse me, miss, could you tell me where I might find the 'Spray and Wash'?" (true story)

4. "Override!"

3.Twenty tills open, and I pick the one with the price check...EVERYTIME!

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Top Ten Things Overheard In A Grocery Checkout Line

10. If that were my whiney kid, I've give him an Milky Way alright ...

9. "This cucumber is nice and firm. And just the right size."

8. Checkout Person yells out: "I need a price check on the econo-size Kotex please"

7. I found the fresh ginger right next to the fresh mary ann.

6. Wow, half-man/half-fish washes up on beach near Kennebunkport!

5. Old man looking around the feminine hygiene aisle, "Excuse me, miss, could you tell me where I might find the 'Spray and Wash'?" (true story)

4. "Override!"

3.Twenty tills open, and I pick the one with the price check...EVERYTIME!

2. What the f**k is a rutabaga?!

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Top Ten Things Overheard In A Grocery Checkout Line

10. If that were my whiney kid, I've give him an Milky Way alright ...

9. "This cucumber is nice and firm. And just the right size."

8. Checkout Person yells out: "I need a price check on the econo-size Kotex please"

7. I found the fresh ginger right next to the fresh mary ann.

6. Wow, half-man/half-fish washes up on beach near Kennebunkport!

5. Old man looking around the feminine hygiene aisle, "Excuse me, miss, could you tell me where I might find the 'Spray and Wash'?" (true story)

4. "Override!"

3.Twenty tills open, and I pick the one with the price check...EVERYTIME!

2. What the f**k is a rutabaga?!

1. Does this salami smell fresh to you?

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Top Ten Alternative Uses For A Salami

10. Meat tenderizer

9. Rock Star enhancer

8. Door draft blocker

7. Attitude adjuster

6 In an emergency, as an alternative to Kaopectate.

5. Battering ram

4. Coffee Table Center-piece

3. Great party gag: krazy glue one inside the hall bathroom toilet bowl.

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Top Ten Alternative Uses For A Salami

10. Meat tenderizer

9. Rock Star enhancer

8. Door draft blocker

7. Attitude adjuster

6 In an emergency, as an alternative to Kaopectate.

5. Battering ram

4. Coffee Table Center-piece

3. Great party gag: krazy glue one inside the hall bathroom toilet bowl.

2.A neck pillow for when you travel

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Top Ten Alternative Uses For A Salami

10. Meat tenderizer

9. Rock Star enhancer

8. Door draft blocker

7. Attitude adjuster

6 In an emergency, as an alternative to Kaopectate.

5. Battering ram

4. Coffee Table Center-piece

3. Great party gag: krazy glue one inside the hall bathroom toilet bowl.

2.A neck pillow for when you travel

1. I believe some guys use it for a deodorant... :jester:

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