Zepfan Posted July 23, 2012 Report Share Posted July 23, 2012 What lyric did a sober Jimmy Buffett decide not to include in "Margaritaville"? Honey, I'm home! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted July 24, 2012 Report Share Posted July 24, 2012 What's Sammy's cue to get dressed and get the hell out? Absolutely, baby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted July 24, 2012 Report Share Posted July 24, 2012 When the cute chick across the bar wants to buy me a drink after I've already had 12 Absolute on the rocks and she asks me what I'm drinking ...what is my response? Andy walking, Andy tired, Andy take a little snooze.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 24, 2012 Report Share Posted July 24, 2012 (edited) What Andy Williams does these days. Who you jiving with that cosmic debris. Edited July 24, 2012 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted July 27, 2012 Report Share Posted July 27, 2012 What could have been the final line of the last episode of Sanford and Son? I was stone and he was wax so he could scream and still relax... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 27, 2012 Report Share Posted July 27, 2012 What really happened between Kate and Tom? For you are a magnet and I am steel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted August 1, 2012 Report Share Posted August 1, 2012 One of the finalists in UJ's best pick-up line competition is? I'm running late for a very important date.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted August 5, 2012 Report Share Posted August 5, 2012 What was overheard whispered among the Syrian women's track team? Hold the chicken - between your legs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 6, 2012 Report Share Posted August 6, 2012 What's the cheapest way to get a vasectomy? Flying machine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted August 6, 2012 Report Share Posted August 6, 2012 What was Dr. J's other nickname? Six of one, half a dozen of the other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted August 6, 2012 Report Share Posted August 6, 2012 What is answer C on my SAT exam? Hey little schoolgirl... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 What was the pickup line Sammy tried using just before he was arrested? Talk to me, it might help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 What Brutus said to Caesar. Don't stand so close to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted August 8, 2012 Report Share Posted August 8, 2012 What did one Siamese twin say to the other? Home On The Range Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted August 8, 2012 Report Share Posted August 8, 2012 What did the short order cook call his autobiography? Two eggs easy over... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted August 8, 2012 Report Share Posted August 8, 2012 What do some people say instead of "Two eggs over easy..."? Return to Sender Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 9, 2012 Report Share Posted August 9, 2012 What did Janet and Jermaine stamp on their own mother's forehead? Love Me Tender Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 What is the slogan of the National Groupies for Goalies Association? All the young girls love Alice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted August 14, 2012 Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 What does Alice Cooper think to himself as he stands on stage performing before his fans? The low spark of high-heeled boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted August 14, 2012 Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 What caused the majority of 80's hair bands to have their hair ingnite while tap dancing? Panic in Detroit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 14, 2012 Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 What happens when Verlander goes on the DL? Born To Run Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted August 16, 2012 Report Share Posted August 16, 2012 What words are inscribed over the baby gazelles crib? by the sea, by the sea, by the beautiful sea... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 17, 2012 Report Share Posted August 17, 2012 What was Atlantic City's motto back in the 1970's, and what will be Las Vegas's motto in the 2070's? Come As You Are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted August 17, 2012 Report Share Posted August 17, 2012 What is the sexting slogan? Let's share the wine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 29, 2012 Report Share Posted August 29, 2012 What did the hobo say to the old lady with the shopping cart? Yabba Dabba Doo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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