bazooka Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 What disqualified the Netherlands in the Mister Universe Competition? Ordinary Pain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 What was one of the myriad names Craig Ferguson used as an exotic dancer? British Petroleum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockyRaccoon Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 What are the members of Jersey Shore using to keep their hair up? An entire bottle of vaseline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 What was depicted by the winning float in this year's Gay Pride Day parade in Frisco? Bud Light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chutzpah Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 What do you need when you want to smoke a bud? freebie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 What do you call a queen's attendant that flies away from the hive, never to return? New York state of mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 What do governors call it when they want a hooker? Ding dong the witch is dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lissy Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 what will kevin rudd say when he burns julia gillard. you will get a disease and die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockyRaccoon Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 What do I think about Perez Hilton whenever I see a shooting star? Texas Hold 'Em Poker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 What three things pass through a man's mind when he sees a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader? Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 What three things pass through a man's mind when he sees a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lissy Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What three things pass through a man's mind when he sees a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader? Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs what do you see when you take acid. the pope is dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chutzpah Posted July 6, 2010 Report Share Posted July 6, 2010 (edited) Who is Sinead O'Connor plastic Edited July 6, 2010 by Guest the strange voice of Alex Trabek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted July 6, 2010 Report Share Posted July 6, 2010 Sinead O'Connor (In his best Alex Trabek): Matt, your answer must be in the form of a question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 The shortage of what material would stop Apple dead in it's march to World Domination? Lady Gaga Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 Who listens to Radio Ga Ga? Madame Butterfly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 Who is married to Monsieur Butterfly? Iggy Pop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 What happens after you feed a lit M-80 to an iguana? Riding around on a carousel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 Where to go for vertigo? Summer in the city. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 What is the result of BP filling the seashores with oil? The second coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 What is a miracle at my age? Looking through a glass onion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 What's a good way to make your eyes tear and bleed at the same time? Walking on the sun And by the way, Ronnie...your last response was TOTALLY AWESOME!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chutzpah Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 What's the fastest way to cover your footprints? slugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 What group hasn't Mel Gibson offended? ------ Hey, hey, we're the Monkees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 How might one express in a 5-word phrase, "The 60's evolution evidenced through music, social creativity and accompanying sincere desire to forge a better world - as expressed lyrically by members of society who were formerly considered too young to matter - are all concepts to be labeled as a sham?" Quit rocking the boat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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