Kevin Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Not before I've cleaved yer mellon in two , you two-bit shark bait ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 umm umm... Ye fight like a dairy farmer! (let's see if you can respond to THAT ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 I'll bury ye with the teats of yer cow in yer mouth , ye Saxon maurader ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 You'll be hangin from the mizzen first, ye hornswaggling bilge-suckin swab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 So may be... but I'll first have yer body pickled fer the crew and then personally sample what little brain I can find - whilst I pillage yer hometown and set it to the torch - and fling yer carcass onto the docks in front of yer beloved and family ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 We have a winner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 I'll bury ye with the teats of yer cow in yer mouth , ye Saxon maurader ! almost right do you by any chance know Monkey Island (aka the best pirate game ever created)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 I do . That is a fun game ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 You mother scuppering son of a barnacle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 umm umm... Ye fight like a dairy farmer! How appropriate, you fight like a cow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Top Ten Eerie Recordings and in case I haven't posted them before: Top Ten Incredible Recordings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 (edited) I wish I hadn't listened to that 911 call. And those space recordings really are kinda creepy But cool. Those number stations are creepy too. Edited October 9, 2009 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted October 10, 2009 Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 ooo ninjas got pwned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted November 28, 2009 Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 The top 50 Wikipedia articles by interestingness 1. Marree Man 2. War Plan Red 3. Vela Incident 4. Tybee Bomb 5. United States Numbered Highways 6. Wow! Signal 7. Tube Bar Prank Calls 8. Kola Superdeep Borehole 9. Back to the Future Timeline 10. Year Without a Summer 11. K Foundation Burn a Million Quid 12. Sokal Affair 13. Blue Peacock 14. Veerappan 15. Person From Porlock 16. Eternal Flame 17. U.S. Color-Coded War Plans 18. The Wedge (Border) 19. Mohave Phone Booth 20. Stanislav Petrov 21. Valery Sablin 22. The Man on the Clapham Omnibus 23. Special Atomic Demolition Munition 24. Piracy in the Strait of Malacca 25. Prometheus (tree) 26. Zone of Alienation 27. Fan Death 28. Outlawries Bill 29. Raymond Robinson (Green Man) 30. Scoville Scale 31. Kardashev Scale 32. Larry Walters 33. Joshua A. Norton 34. Fabergé egg 35. Issei Sagawa 36. Joseph Jagger 37. Traumatic Insemination 38. James Joseph Dresnok 39. Ivy League Nude Posture Photos 40. Jim Corbett (Hunter) 41. Just-World Phenomenon 42. Nicholas Bourbaki 43. Humanzee 44. Old Man of the Lake 45. Alexamenos Graffito 46. Fairy Chess Piece 47. Michael Fagan Incident 48. ETAOIN SHRDLU 49. Palomares Hydrogen Bomb Incident 50. As Slow as Possible click >>source<< for links I'm too lazy to copy them to SF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Interesting Geography Facts and Tidbits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 Ever have stress bottled up from the exhausting events of your day? Here's a few ways to become better relaxed as you let that tension loose by giving it to someone else. * Use your mastercard to pay off your visa. * Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on. * When someone says,"Have a nice day!", tell them you have other plans. * Make a list of things you have already done. * Thumb through a National Geographic and draw underwear on the natives. * Go shopping, Buy Everything, Sweat in them, Return them the next day! * Drive to school in reverse. * Read the dictionary backwards and look for subliminal messages. * Bill your doctor for the time you spent in his/her waiting room. * Get a box of condoms. Wait in line at the check-out counter an ask the cashier where the fitting rooms are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 ANSWERS TO 5 OF THE TOUGHEST QUESTIONS WOMEN ASK The five questions are: 1 - "What are you thinking?" 2 - "Do you love me?" 3 - "Do I look fat?" 4 - "Do you think she is prettier than me?" 5 - "What would you do if I died?" What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answered properly, which is to say dishonestly. For example: 1 - "What are you thinking?" The proper answer to this question, of course is, "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful woman you are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you." Obviously, this statement bears no resemblance whatsoever to what the guy was really thinking at the time, which was most likely one of five things: a - Football b - Baseball c - How fat you are. d - How much prettier she is than you. e - How he would spend the insurance money if you died. The best answer to this stupid question came from Al Bundy, of Married With Children, who was asked it by his wife, Peg. "If I wanted you to know," Al said, "I'd be talking instead of thinking." The other questions also have only one right answer but many wrong answers: 2 - "Do you love me?" The correct answer to this question is, "Yes." For those guys who feel the need to be more elaborate, you may answer, "Yes, dear." Wrong answers include: a - I suppose so. b - Would it make you feel better if I said yes. c - That depends on what you mean by "love". d - Does it matter? e - Who, me? 3 - "Do I look fat?" The correct male response to this question is to confidently and emphatically state, "No, of course not" and then quickly leave the room. Wrong answers include: a - I wouldn't call you fat, but I wouldn't call you thin either. b - Compared to what? c - A little extra weight looks good on you. d - I've seen fatter. e - Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy. 4 - "Do you think she's prettier than me?" The "she" in the question could be an ex-girlfriend, a passer-by you were staring at so hard that you almost cause a traffic accident or an actress in a movie you just saw. In any case, the correct response is, "No, you are much prettier." Wrong answers include: a - Not prettier, just pretty in a different way. b - I don't know how one goes about rating such things. c - Yes, but I bet you have a better personality. d - Only in the sense that she's younger and thinner. e - Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy. 5 - "What would you do if I died?" Correct answer: "Dearest love, in the event of your untimely demise, life would cease to have meaning for me and I would perforce hurl myself under the front tires of the first Domino's Pizza truck that came my way." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 ugh! As funny as that is, I must confess I have never asked any of those questions of someone else. They are questions asked by the pitifully insecure, and I feel sorry for any person of the male persuasion in whose direction they are lobbed. Another is, "Guess how old I am." A comedian I saw a long long time ago said, "If you have to ask if you look fat, you DO." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted January 24, 2010 Report Share Posted January 24, 2010 source / related article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted January 24, 2010 Report Share Posted January 24, 2010 Querty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted January 24, 2010 Report Share Posted January 24, 2010 qwerty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted January 24, 2010 Report Share Posted January 24, 2010 like the first line of letters on your keyboard... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted January 24, 2010 Report Share Posted January 24, 2010 most of my passwords are different and I have to write them down or I'd forget them... but I usually use my first telephone number from my home in Buenos Aires It would be very difficult for people to find out about it... I guess there's just my brother, my mother and myself who might remember it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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