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your corrupt ways had finally made you blind

I cant remember your face anymore your mouth has changed your eyes dont look into mine ...

"Idiot Wind" - Bob Dylan

word up: utterly

Posted

Come lick my feet

And I'm a steal at that price,

Work your fingers to the bone,

Satisfy my every whim,

Lead me to safety,

Venerate me utterly,

Never cast a shadow

On the light that I bring,

Kiss, long and hard, my perfectly-formed bottom

I am without fault,

I shall walk all over your face if I want to,

Give me all the advantages that you never had.

Serve, serve me well,

Spare a thought for no-one else.

Lead me to safety,

Venerate me utterly,

And live in a little house

Behind the gas-works with me.

Venerate me there,

Behind the gas-works, my dear,

Venerate me there,

Behind the gas-works, my dear.

"Venerate Me Utterly" by King Of The Slums

Word up: catholic

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

Would you accept wheezing?

"I've Got Asthma" - The Toy Dolls

I've got asthma and I can not breath

can't breath at all!

I've got an inhaler with me

I am choking and my face is blue

blue and it's getting worse!

I think I will have to lie down... coz

CHORUS:

I've got ASTHMA yeah I've got ASTHMA

yeah I've got ASTHMA...

I've got asthma and I am wheezing

wheezing like mad!

I don't think I will sleep tonight

I think I'll reach for my inhaler

Good idea!

I hope it makes me feel better... coz

CHORUS

My inhaler needs a refill

what shall I do?

the Chemist is not open yet

blue face, can't breath and I'm still wheezing

dear me! dear me!

I just do not know what to do... coz

CHORUS

Alternatively:

"She'a wheezy lover,

She's got a cold, can you believe it?"

Word up: sentimental

Posted

Our D-I-V-O-R-C-E becomes final today

Me and little J-O-E will be goin' away

I love you both and this will be pure H-E double L for me

Oh, I wish that we could stop this D-I-V-O-R-C-E.

Word up: Mandolin

Posted

Listen to the mandolin rain

Listen to the music on the lake

Listen to my heart break every time she runs away

Listen to the banjo wind

A sad song drifting low

Listen to the tears roll

Down my face as she turns to go

"Mandolin Rain" ~ Bruce Hornsby

Word Up: garage

Posted (edited)

"He's a friend of them long-haired, hippie type, pinko f*gs

I betcha he's even got a Commie flag

Tacked up on the wall, inside of his garage."

Uneasy Rider-Charlie Daniels

btw:

women used to tease me

give it to me now nice and easy

since I moved up like George and Wheezy

Gettin Jiggy wit It-Will Smith

word up: Birchmount

Edited by Guest
use of inappropriate word (even though it was a quote from a lyric...) :-/
Posted

It's been one week since you looked at me

Dropped your arms to your sides and said "I'm sorry"

Five days since I laughed at you and said

"You just did just what I thought you were gonna do"

Three days since the living room

We realized we're both to blame, but what could we do?

Yesterday you just smiled at me

Cause it'll still be two days till we say "were sorry"

It'll still be two days till we say were sorry

It'll still be two days till we say were sorry

Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie

"One Week" ~ Barenaked Ladies

Word Up: bleach

Posted

She was five foot six and two fifteen

A bleached-blonde mama

With a streak of mean

She knew how to knuckle

And she knew how to scuffle and fight

(Is the past tense is OK? If so...)

Word Up: River

Posted

Why is every thing so confusing?

Maybe Im just out of my mind

Yeah yeah yeah...

It's a damn cold night

Trying to figure out this life

Won't you take me by the hand

Take me somewhere new

I don't Know Who You are

But I

Im with you

Im with you

"I'm With You" ~ Avril Lavigne

Word Up: couch

Posted

Mm-hmm, soda pop, watch it fizz and pop

The clock is tickin' and we can't stop (can't stop now)

Mm-hmm soda pop, bop, shu-bop

The clock is tickin and we can't stop

We might start riding to the music tonight

(From Soda Pop by Britney Spears....sorry, I had to google)

Word Up: Indifference

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

Solitaire

Carpenters

There was a man

A lonely man

Who lost his love

Through his indifference

(I heard the song on my iPod - actually the Clay Aiken cover - that's how i got it.)

word up: Sorbonne

Posted

Well, I've seen all your qualifications

That you got from the Sorbonne

And the painting you stole from Picasso

Your loveliness goes on and on, yes it does

Where do you go to, my darling - Peter Sarstedt

word up: google

Posted

I Google you

late at night when I don’t know what to do

I find photos

you’ve forgotten

you were in

put up by your friends

I Google you

when the day is done and everything is through

I read your journal

that you kept

that month in France

I’ve watched you dance

And I’m pleased your name is practically unique

it’s only you and

a would-be PhD in Chesapeake

who writes papers on

the structure of the sun

I’ve read each one

I know that I

should let you fade

but there’s that box

and there’s your name

somehow it never makes the pain

grow less or fade or disappear

I think that I should save my soul and

I should crawl back in my hole

But it’s too easy just to fold

and type your name again

I fear

I google you

Whenever I’m alone and feeling blue

And each scrap of information

That I gather

says you’ve got somebody new

And it really shouldn’t matter

ought to blow up my computer

but instead….

I google you

"I Google You", written by Neil Gaiman for Peri Lyons, but performed last night to a bedazzled audience in Sheffield, UK, by the fabulous and incomparable Amanda Palmer.

Word up: "download"

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

Okay, I gave up and did a search

So don’t download this song

The record store is where you belong

Go and buy the CD like you know that you should

Oh don’t download this song

- Don't Download This Song - Weird Al

word up: Elizabeth

Posted

Tear me apart and boil my bones

I'll not rest till she's lost her throne

My aim is true my message is clear

It's curtains for you, Elizabeth my dear.

"Anarchy In The UK"...er...no....sorry, that's "Elizabeth My Dear" - The Stone Roses

Word up: Mary

Posted (edited)

Golly gee, fellas. find her an empty knee fellas.

Dolly never go away,

Promise you'll never go away.

Dolly never go away again.

(WALL-E's favorite musical, "Hello Dolly")

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