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Come lick my feet

And I'm a steal at that price,

Work your fingers to the bone,

Satisfy my every whim,

Lead me to safety,

Venerate me utterly,

Never cast a shadow

On the light that I bring,

Kiss, long and hard, my perfectly-formed bottom

I am without fault,

I shall walk all over your face if I want to,

Give me all the advantages that you never had.

Serve, serve me well,

Spare a thought for no-one else.

Lead me to safety,

Venerate me utterly,

And live in a little house

Behind the gas-works with me.

Venerate me there,

Behind the gas-works, my dear,

Venerate me there,

Behind the gas-works, my dear.

"Venerate Me Utterly" by King Of The Slums

Word up: catholic

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Would you accept wheezing?

"I've Got Asthma" - The Toy Dolls

I've got asthma and I can not breath

can't breath at all!

I've got an inhaler with me

I am choking and my face is blue

blue and it's getting worse!

I think I will have to lie down... coz

CHORUS:

I've got ASTHMA yeah I've got ASTHMA

yeah I've got ASTHMA...

I've got asthma and I am wheezing

wheezing like mad!

I don't think I will sleep tonight

I think I'll reach for my inhaler

Good idea!

I hope it makes me feel better... coz

CHORUS

My inhaler needs a refill

what shall I do?

the Chemist is not open yet

blue face, can't breath and I'm still wheezing

dear me! dear me!

I just do not know what to do... coz

CHORUS

Alternatively:

"She'a wheezy lover,

She's got a cold, can you believe it?"

Word up: sentimental

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"He's a friend of them long-haired, hippie type, pinko f*gs

I betcha he's even got a Commie flag

Tacked up on the wall, inside of his garage."

Uneasy Rider-Charlie Daniels

btw:

women used to tease me

give it to me now nice and easy

since I moved up like George and Wheezy

Gettin Jiggy wit It-Will Smith

word up: Birchmount

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use of inappropriate word (even though it was a quote from a lyric...) :-/
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It's been one week since you looked at me

Dropped your arms to your sides and said "I'm sorry"

Five days since I laughed at you and said

"You just did just what I thought you were gonna do"

Three days since the living room

We realized we're both to blame, but what could we do?

Yesterday you just smiled at me

Cause it'll still be two days till we say "were sorry"

It'll still be two days till we say were sorry

It'll still be two days till we say were sorry

Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie

"One Week" ~ Barenaked Ladies

Word Up: bleach

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Why is every thing so confusing?

Maybe Im just out of my mind

Yeah yeah yeah...

It's a damn cold night

Trying to figure out this life

Won't you take me by the hand

Take me somewhere new

I don't Know Who You are

But I

Im with you

Im with you

"I'm With You" ~ Avril Lavigne

Word Up: couch

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I Google you

late at night when I don’t know what to do

I find photos

you’ve forgotten

you were in

put up by your friends

I Google you

when the day is done and everything is through

I read your journal

that you kept

that month in France

I’ve watched you dance

And I’m pleased your name is practically unique

it’s only you and

a would-be PhD in Chesapeake

who writes papers on

the structure of the sun

I’ve read each one

I know that I

should let you fade

but there’s that box

and there’s your name

somehow it never makes the pain

grow less or fade or disappear

I think that I should save my soul and

I should crawl back in my hole

But it’s too easy just to fold

and type your name again

I fear

I google you

Whenever I’m alone and feeling blue

And each scrap of information

That I gather

says you’ve got somebody new

And it really shouldn’t matter

ought to blow up my computer

but instead….

I google you

"I Google You", written by Neil Gaiman for Peri Lyons, but performed last night to a bedazzled audience in Sheffield, UK, by the fabulous and incomparable Amanda Palmer.

Word up: "download"

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