johnnyguitar Posted January 7, 2006 Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 I have several fovourites...perhaps you could share yours? Cod Gave Rock'n'Roll To Me Prawn To Run It's Only Rock'n'Sole...(but I like it). Salmon Chanted Evening That's a Moray and a particular fave...Never Mind the Pollack (also, anything by Pike and Tin of Tuna, Goby Grey or Elvers) (sorry, but I'm VERY bored) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted January 7, 2006 Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 ^ Who's worse off, you for starting this or me for putting in the effort to continue it? Carp and Sole Nearer My Cod To Thee Mackeral the Knife Somewhere Over The Rainbow Trout The Impossible Bream ...and not fish related, but oceanic in nature... Kelp! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted January 7, 2006 Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 (edited) depraved fishy - Perch of the Poisoned Mind sexy fishy - Whelk, come to the Pleasure Dome lusty fishy - I Want Mussels arty fishy - Art for Art's Hake malfunctioning fishy - Carptrouble optimistic fishy - I Have a Bream Hard-rockin fishy - If you Want Rudd, You've Got It Rock'n'rollin' fishy - Good Golly Black Molly "Sing It with Pride" fishy - Grayling (We Are Grayling) Primal Therapy fishy - Trout! (Trout, Let it All Out) Headbanging fishy - Dace of Spades Brutal fishy - A Bloater the Head (with a Blunt Instrument) soppy fishy - (and they called it) Guppy Love identity-crisis fishy - A Koi Named Sue dumped fishy - Eel Have To Go transcendent fishy - Love Congers All whiff of Madonna fishy - Like A Sturgeon classical fishy - Barbel's adaggio for strings Quo fishy - You're A Gourami Now Incidentally, dub-dance maestros Renegade Soundwave have a track which suggests that "Women Respond To Bass". Pay No Heed to their advice, fellas. Tried it, ...and floundered. Edited January 7, 2006 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted January 7, 2006 Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 Fishing and Hoping Bass Out Of Hell Did Batman talk you into making this thread Johnny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted January 7, 2006 Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 Here's the lyrics to: "Wet Dream" by Kip Adotta as heard on 'The Doctor Demento Show'. Wet Dream by Kip Adadda It was the 41st of April, being a quadruple leap year. I was driving through downtown Atlantis. My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray, and it was overheating. I pulled off into a Shell station. They said I'd blown a seal. I said, "Fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it, okay pal?" While they were doing that, I walked over to a place called "The Oyster Bar" -- a real dive. But I knew the owner -- he used to play for the Dolphins. I said "Hi, Gil!" You have to yell, he's hard of herring. Gil was also down on his luck. Fact is, he was barely keeping his head below water. I bellied up to the sandbar. He poured me the usual -- Rusty snail, hold the grunion, shaken, not stirred. With a peanut-butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side -- heavy on the mako. I slipped him a fin - on porpoise. I was feelin' good. I even dropped a sand dollar in the box for Jerry's squids. For the halibut. Well, the place was crowded. We were packed in like sardines. They were all there to listen to the big band sounds of Tommy Dorsal. What sole. Tommy was rockin' the place with a very popular tuna, Salmon-chanted evening, And the stage was surrounded by screaming groupers -- Probably there to see the bass player. One of them was this cute little yellowtail, and she was giving me the eye. So I figured this was my chance for a little fun. You know, piece of pisces. But she said things I just couldn't fathom. She was too deep. Seemed to be under a lot of pressure. Boy, could she drink. She drank like a - - She drank a lot. I said "What's your sign?" She said, "Aquarium." I said, "Great! Let's get tanked!" I invited her up to my place for a little midnight bait. I said, "C'mon, baby, it'll only take a few minnows." She threw me that same old line, "Not tonight. I've got a haddock." And she wasn't kidding either, cause in came the biggest, meanest looking haddock I'd ever seen come down the pike. He was covered with mussels. He came over to me, he said "Listen, shrimp, don't you come trollin' around here." What a crab. This guy was steamed. I could see the anchor in his eyes. I turned to him, I said "A-baloney. You're just bein' shellfish." Well, I knew there was going to be trouble, and so did Gil, cause he was already on the phone to the cods. The haddock hits me with a sucker punch. I catch him with a left hook. He eels over. It was a fluke, but there he was, lyin' on the deck, flat as a mackerel. Kelpless. I said, "Forget the cods, Gil, this guy's gonna need a sturgeon." Well, the yellowtail was impressed with the way I landed her boyfriend. She came over to me, she said "Hey, big boy, you're really a game fish. What's your name?" I said, "Marlin." Well, from then on, we had a whale of a time. I took her to dinner. I took her to dance. I bought her a bouquet of flounders. And then I went home with her. And what did I get for my trouble? A case of the clams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxy Posted January 7, 2006 Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 (sorry, but I'm VERY bored) Thought about posting this on UR?! Hardly ever see you on there anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth-Angel Posted January 7, 2006 Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 Blind-Fitter, did you make that list yourself? It's brilliant!! "Like a sturgeon" In my plaice - Coldplay Prawn to be wild - Steppenwolf I really don't know much about fish though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted January 7, 2006 Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 Blind-Fitter, did you make that list yourself? It's brilliant!! "Like a sturgeon" Yup, all my own work. I'm flattered. Thankyou Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyguitar Posted January 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 Blind-Fitter, did you make that list yourself? It's brilliant!! "Like a sturgeon" Similarly impressed, you either know alot more about music than I thought...or more about fish than is healthy...or have more time on your hands than you need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth-Angel Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 I thought this might just fit in with the theme... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryansgirl319 Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 Carp-a Chameleon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSYCHOcatholic Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 What if Cod Were One of Us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyguitar Posted January 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 There's a Plaice for Us....(somewhere a Plaice for us) Flatfish City Limits (by Pike and Tina Tuna ) There's a Kinda Fish (all over the world, tonight) Herman's Hermits Ever Fallen in Love with Salmon you shouldn't have fallen in love with? Say it aint Sole, Joe (by Murray Cod....that's funnier than you think, honest) Eye of the Tiger Barb ...oh, I give up...I declare BF the winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 ...oh, I give up...I declare BF the winner. Already? I've only just begun!. What about.... punk fishy: Anchovy in the Uk disco fishy: Hi Tench-on glam-stompin fishy : Mama, Weer All Crayfish Now! showbiz-luvvie fishy: Super-grouper QuincyJones fishy: Ai No Corydora Elton fishy: Blenny and The Jets future-facing fishy: Don't Look Back, an Angler Oi! fishy: Someone's Gurnard Die Tonight "not to be messed with fishy": Psychobarbel Tropical fishy: Pleco Beach car-keys on the coffee table fishy: Marlin, You Were Wonderful Tonight socialising fishy: Saturday Night's Alright for Whiting I'm sure there's more, if you want some? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyguitar Posted January 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 QuincyJones fishy: Ai No Corydora Touched with genius...keep 'em coming if they're all that good Mind you...I'll raise you a 'Breamweaver' (prod. Dus Gudgeon, keyboards Benmont Tench, Bass (Hah!) Roachford). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 Touched with genius...keep 'em coming if they're all that good Mind you...I'll raise you a 'Breamweaver' (prod. Dus Gudgeon, keyboards Benmont Tench, Bass (Hah!) Roachford). Call that "raising me", do ya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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