How cold is it where you are?

[_Laurie_]

Hehehe not quite Ron...I think we're moving a mile South...

[RonJonSurfer]

Oh, a mile south will definitely be warmer.

[Levis]

41°C today... that's 106°F. I give both measurements for extra sympathy .

or rather

[Farin]

if it's any consolation we have one of the hottest Aprils ever too...

up to 28°C

[The Seeker]

21 °C here... I know it's not hot, but I'm starting to need a walk-in freezer.

[edna]

14º here... Obviously, the heater is on.

[Levis]

That IS a walk-in freezer.

[The Seeker]

I'm serious about moving to Greenland.

[Levis]

You are as serious about moving to Greenland as I am about moving to Switzerland.

[The Seeker]

I know. Let's move.

[Levis]

yes, yes... and for vacations we go to Jamaica.

[The Seeker]

And have that weird drink of yours.

[Levis]

And a strawberry daiquiri.

[The Seeker]

With ice cubes.

[Levis]

I want the drink to be frozen so it doesn't get diluted.

[The Seeker]

Okay. I want a watermelon.

[Levis]

Me too... and ice cubes.

[The Seeker]

I've mentioned them already.

[Levis]

But not IN the drink. That makes it watery

[The Seeker]

Okay then.

[Levis]

It's all decided.

Who's sponsoring us, then?

[The Seeker]

Good question.

Does anyone have more money than you need? It's for a good cause.

[Levis]

Don't forget:

and even

[Tenacious_Peaches]

Okay. I want a watermelon.

I live in the Watermelon Capital of the World, Fintan and Radhi. I'm sure I can work out some sort of arrangement with the chamber of commerce to sponsor a trip here for you two. You could be the grand marshals at our Watermelon Festival parade. Then again, the Watermelon Festival is in July. It is hot as balls in south Georgia at that time, so your trip would be pointless as far as cooler weather goes.

Never mind.

[Levis]

How hot, exactly?