MarcM Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 (edited) I would be willing to travel to cover whoever cares to be covered in chocolate sauce, whipped cream and a cherry or two. Its a service I provide. In keeping with the thread, I will dress a John Sebastian. Edited November 10, 2005 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
callmeanimal Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 Nothing like a sad reflection to wake up your hunger for sweetness! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 I would like to officially thank "The Animal" for inspiring such an educational and thought-provoking off-topic topic. Hats (and bras) off to you, sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted November 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 Wow...boy did this thread wander...now we are dipping boobs in chocolate...sounds fun, I think, if someone removed it for you from your boobs!! Remember that chic from the 60's and 70's that had male rockers plastercast their....ummm...penis, God I hate that word, anyway she is now palstercasting female rockers boobs! Ouch!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
callmeanimal Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 Chocolate & boobs: irresistible combination!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 I don´t like chocolate very much... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted November 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 Better than boobs and plaster...ahhhhh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 Chocolate & boobs: irresistible combination!!! ANYTHING & boobs are an irresistible combination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted November 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 well not anything...think aboubt it sammy...LOL!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 the chocolate isnt hot is it?.....if it is, i'd like some cool whip please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted November 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 good idea laurie....this sounds like a party! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxy Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 LOL Ken, this can be a DIY job, you just need a little assistance with the timing of it all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 So we've got Marc to do the dipping services, we'll need someone to melt the chocolate and keep it a nice consistency, someone to supply the chocolate, someone to haul the chocolate, someone to supply the large vat and the wooden stirring spoon... and several someones to supply the boobs for dipping. Sounds we have a job for just about every SFer here for the next party. I know what MY job is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 Wonderful... Do we have a name for this business? How about, oh, I dunno, "Choco-nips"?. And how are you gonna charge? One price for everything? The "A" cup crowd is gonna holler blue murder having to pay the same price as the triple "D" crowd. 4 ounces of chocolate compared to like, say, pound and a half? We talked about this at work today. The consensus is that this is b.s. No way it's been done. Not commercially. And one of the guys was an engineer. I didn't say much at the start and he went through the different scenarios, plaster, pain of the hot chocolate, setting up, removal, etc.same as I did and he said the same thing, "No, there's just no way." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
callmeanimal Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 "Choco nips" sounds good. And you know: different sizes, different prices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted November 11, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 Ken...I think you have a money making business...definately different prices for different cup sizes, only fair! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 Ken...I think you have a money making business...definately different prices for different cup sizes, only fair! Great, that means mine wont cost much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 I still don't know who I'd be... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 "Choco nips" sounds good. And you know: different sizes, different prices. Then, maybe later on we could expand the business to include "Choco Helmets". I know both dudes and chicks who'd pay big money for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted November 12, 2005 Report Share Posted November 12, 2005 Shawna wrote: And as a sidenote: my boobs are FINE. Even at 43 - so THERE! (P.S. they're not even assisted with silicone(!)) I can attest to that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted November 12, 2005 Report Share Posted November 12, 2005 MiamiSammy wrote: Then, maybe later on we could expand the business to include "Choco Helmets". I know both dudes and chicks who'd pay big money for that. No way, man! I ain't dippin'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Posted November 12, 2005 Report Share Posted November 12, 2005 Shawna wrote: I can attest to that! Brad, dude.... stop. You'll be singing this before much longer... The Man Song by Sean Morey I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you. I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right". I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home. What I say goes around here! ... right out the window. And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up. The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear. 'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head. And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want. 'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important. And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry. I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around. And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble. And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch. Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to. Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 "Ah wunna ana toowah" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImThatGuyToo Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 this topic got really weird... i'm surprised nobody else picked Robert Johnson, that's easily who I would want to be for a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicknameless Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Since Gene and Freddie are taken I would still like to be Joe Walsh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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