Word Connections

[MarcM]

crying and not giving a damn who sees - getting the credit card bill for December.

[Crazy Don]

Getting the credit card bill for December--heart attack

[phil]

Heart Attack - Too many chocolate Eclairs

[Shawna]

too many chocolate eclairs ~ no such thing

[Lucky]

No such thing ~ an ugly baby

[Shawna]

an ugly baby - they all look like little old men

[Lucky]

they all look like little old men ~ The Rolling Stones

(yes, I actually said that).

[MarcM]

The Rolling Stones - Headlining the "Geriatrics of Rock" tour.

[Lucky]

headlining the Geriatrics of Rock Tour ~ money in the bank

[MarcM]

money in the bank - give the people what they want

[Shawna]

give the people what they want ~ Edna's brownie's for everyone!

[phil]

Edna's brownies for everyone - Oh! Happy Day!

[Lucky]

Oh! Happy Day! ~ Holding the winning powerball ticket

[Shawna]

Holding the Winning Powerball Ticket ~ My long-dreamt of trip to Italy actually taking place!

[Jenny]

My long-dreamt of trip to Italy actually taking place! ~ gaining 10 pounds eating Italian food

[phil]

gaining ten pounds eating Italian food - Every time I go to New York to visit my folks.

[Lucky]

Every time I go to New York to visit my folks - A very odd thing for me to do.

[MarcM]

A very odd thing for me to do. - dress up as a woman to drink for free all night.

[Shawna]

dress up as a woman to drink for free all night ~ man, I feel like a woman

[MarcM]

man, I feel like a woman - I thought that birth control pill was a sweet tart.

[Shawna]

I thought that birth control pill was a sweet tart ~ I thought a sweet tart was a smart a** woman.

[MarcM]

I thought a sweet tart was a smart a** woman - A sweet tart is a kindly street walker.

[Lucky]

A sweet tart is a kindly street walker ~ good value for your money

[Shawna]

good value for your money ~ Claim Jumper

[MarcM]

Claim Jumper - The definition of American dietary excess