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Ashlee Simpson = OWNED!!!11one

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"Daddy, we got a new magazine with Ashlee and Jessica Simpson on the cover!"

"Sorry son, that magazine's not for you. This is the new and improved Ashlee and Jessica Simpson."

"You mean they finally learned to sing?"

"No son, they just finally learned to shut their mouths."

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ashlee simpson is the portrait of all thats wrong with music these days. Not specifically taliking about SNL. How is it possible that she topped the charts earlier this year with that voice! No lyrical talent, and no musical talent. Only reason shes famous is because of her name.

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Oh, but she "makes me wanna la la..." She's musical genius through and through! :laughing:

If you look up "talent" in the dictionary, you'll find a big picture of Ashlee Simpson! Or maybe that was a Mad magazine... I can't remember now.

She'd be a lot better as a musician if she'd just dance around naked on stage to take away the attention from her ability to lip sync. :laughing: :laughing: Okay that wasn't right... :doh:

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her show is back on MTV. She said "if my dream is over because of this, that is pretty sad". Which is pretty much her saying "If I can't become a famous singer just because I can't sing well, that's pretty sad." I would say it is sad if she does remain popular.

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