Things You've Never Done

[Otokichi]

I've never learned how to play a musical instrument.

I've never been close enough to a Tsunami to pick up stranded fish.

[MuzikTyme]

I've never seen myself the way others see me

I've never met the one that has

[Heimann47]

I've never been on a combat deployment

I've never committed murder

[skybluesky]

I've never given birth

I've never been married

[MuzikTyme]

Procreation's good!

If not, both of us wouldn't be here posting interesting thoughts on a universal website.

If you never get married or never have kids then what would have your grandmother said while giving birth to your mom?

What would your possible child's son or daughter claim?

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1. I've never found the fountain of youth

2. I want to live for ever

[Jenny]

I've never been skydiving

I've never been bungee jumping

[MuzikTyme]

I thought bungee jumping was skydiving without a parachute! (yet with a rip-cord)

I also thought that a cell was an organism and NOT a phone!

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1.I've never chopped down a perfectly good Cherry tree.

2. I've never had a chance to clean George Washington's teeth.

[Otokichi]

I've never been to the Ice Hotel

I've never had to shovel or scrape snow away

[edna]

I've never had a swimming pool

I never killed anybody

[miamisammy29]

I've never broken the jaw of anyone who didn't deserve it.

I've never put an icepick on someone's chair.

[MuzikTyme]

I've never been to an uncharted island.

I've never been stranded on an uncharted island with Kevin. lol

[Otokichi]

I've never been to Antarctica.

I haven't found the "Alien vs. Predator"-associated whaling station, either.

[JackieBlue]

I've never stayed at the Hotel California. (Such a lovely place - or so I hear)

I've never been a fan of horror movies.

[Shawna]

I've never met a leprechaun.

I've never found a 4-leaf clover.

[JackieBlue]

I've never learned how to do the Cha Cha.

I've never had a pet rock.

[Steel2Velvet]

Growing up and living most of my life in Dayton, Ohio, having been on WPAFB many times being very curious about it; I have never glimpsed personally, met anyone, or spoke to anyone who ever knew anyone else who had seen, passed nearby or could even verify an "Area 51" at Dayton Wright Patt AF Base that supposedly contains all the goverment secrets about its contacts with extra-terrestrials.

I've never owed a pure-bred dog.

[Steel2Velvet]

I've never found a 4-leaf clover.

You just ain't been looking, girl!

[skybluesky]

I've never been 35 36

I've never gotten a second tattoo.

[MuzikTyme]

Interlude:

What is a leprechaun's true profession?*

A MuzikTyme Tshirt who answers that correctly.

See? I have a lot of Muziktyme Tshirts.

Because no one knows the answer or a few that do that won't answer because they wouldn't be caught dead in a MuzikTyme tshirt.

Anyone that hasn't seen a MuzikTyme Tshirt is missing something...Try to imagine:

MC Escher meeting Salvador Dali on the way to Hieronymus Bosch's house before they went to Ron Wood's party !

Not many loyal 'Stones or Stewart fans know what a master artist Ron Wood is.

Those that do are most likely artists, too.

*A leprechaun's true profession is a cobbler (shoemaker).

[JackieBlue]

I've never watched a single episode of South Park.

I never knew the old lady who lived in that shoe.

[Shawna]

I've never worn a nose ring

Nor have I dated a professional basketball player.

[JackieBlue]

I've never worked at Spacely Sprockets.

I've never ordered a Dirty Martini.

[Uncle Joe]

I've never skied Vail.

I've never been arrested.

[Heimann47]

I've never been on a Mediterranean Cruise.

I've never worn a MuzikTyme T-Shirt

[Shawna]

I've never eaten an oyster.

I've never been to Italy (although I fully intend to remedy that one day)