JackieBlue Posted March 17, 2009 Report Posted March 17, 2009 Call my mom and I'd yell to the top of my lungs: Mommy, Guess who's coming to dinner! Then pee my pants cause I didn't have time to clean, or a thing to wear. What would you do to make the world a happier place?
MuzikTyme Posted March 17, 2009 Report Posted March 17, 2009 I'd try and make a sad person happy. If only everyone would do this then your wish would be positively fulfilled. WWYD if you woke up from a dream and realized it wasn't?
Lea Posted March 18, 2009 Report Posted March 18, 2009 The same thing I did the last time. Groan, go back to sleep and hope the next dream is better WWYD if if you neighbours donkey kept you awake all night braying
MuzikTyme Posted March 18, 2009 Report Posted March 18, 2009 I'd probably feed it a granola bar (with oats). My donkey loves them! WWYD if you looked in the mirror and didn't recognize yourself?
JackieBlue Posted March 18, 2009 Report Posted March 18, 2009 Same thing I do every morning: cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in my eye, wish upon a star so bright that this wish comes true tonight, and the tomato soup and water diet will really take this time. WWYD if you just found out that the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
Uncle Joe Posted March 18, 2009 Report Posted March 18, 2009 I'd have to abandon the Alley Cat. WWYD if there was no tarantella (chicken dance) at the wedding?
greendaddy43 Posted March 19, 2009 Report Posted March 19, 2009 Do the Macarena. WWYD if you just finished and looked over to find there was no toilet paper?
miamisammy29 Posted March 19, 2009 Report Posted March 19, 2009 Wipe with my sleeve and go back to work. WWYD if there really was a monster living in your kid's closet?
MuzikTyme Posted March 19, 2009 Report Posted March 19, 2009 Well, I wouldn't be too frightened because it'd have to be a tiny monster. Because my kid's closet is so jammed full with accumulative crap that I truly believe that a monster wouldn't be able to fit in there, much less live. WWYD if you were in a store while it was getting robbed?
Shawna Posted March 20, 2009 Report Posted March 20, 2009 Why? You got a Klondike layin' around? [smallest] Psssst... hey kid - over here. [smallest]
MuzikTyme Posted March 20, 2009 Report Posted March 20, 2009 Isn't a Klondike an Inuit (Eskimo) lesbian?
MindCrime Posted March 20, 2009 Author Report Posted March 20, 2009 WWYD if you were in a store while it was getting robbed? Remain calm, get a description and try to stay back to the wall until the ordeal was over. WWYD if you were at a store, and a mega-star was there.
MuzikTyme Posted March 20, 2009 Report Posted March 20, 2009 I'd try to remain calm, and then trip over them, all the while trying to get to know them better. WWYD if you realized someone was trying to kill you and you didn't know who they were?
Uncle Joe Posted March 20, 2009 Report Posted March 20, 2009 I'd blow his head off and then ask his name. WWYD if someone tried to put clothing on you?
Shawna Posted March 20, 2009 Report Posted March 20, 2009 I'm so sorry, Joe, you must deal with that sort of offensiveness all the time. If the clothing was transparent, I'd probably allow it. What would you do if you rearended a police car.
miamisammy29 Posted March 20, 2009 Report Posted March 20, 2009 Probably burn my d*ck on the exhaust pipe. WWYD if your child was accused of a major crime and asked you to lie so he/she had an alibi?
MuzikTyme Posted March 20, 2009 Report Posted March 20, 2009 Honestly? I'd probably lie unless the crime was so horrendous that I would exclude my affection for what I tried so hard to rear properly. WWYD if you found your significant other in your bed with another man/woman?
Lea Posted March 20, 2009 Report Posted March 20, 2009 Turn around, leave and never go back again. WWYD if your spouse/SO caught in an compromising situation but it wasn't what it appeared to be?
Epiphany Posted April 4, 2009 Report Posted April 4, 2009 I'd start to laugh. What would you do if someone that you didn't know proposed to you out of the blue in a crowded place?
Lea Posted April 4, 2009 Report Posted April 4, 2009 BTDT Told him he had to ask my dad. Boy was dad PO'ed What would you do if your best friend asked you for $500.00 no questions asked?
cyberjudge Posted April 4, 2009 Report Posted April 4, 2009 Tell him he's got a great future in comedy ... no questions asked! What would you say if you had 15 seconds to speak to a worldwide television audience?
Lea Posted April 4, 2009 Report Posted April 4, 2009 Ask them to give peace a chance and love each other. What would you do if you were me?
MindCrime Posted April 4, 2009 Author Report Posted April 4, 2009 Go on a hunting, canoeing, camping trip, since Oregon is nice for that sort of thing. What would you do if Songfacts came to an abrupt end?
Lea Posted April 4, 2009 Report Posted April 4, 2009 Go on a hunting, canoeing, camping trip, since Oregon is nice for that sort of thing. Thats all we ever do. Ever What would you do if Songfacts came to an abrupt end? Get more done WWYD if you lost you memory and thought you were 17 again?
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