Rayzor Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 Top Ten Reasons The Asteroid Missed The Earth 10. Newly passed NCAA football rule prohibiting defenseless contact. 9. The Mayans predicted it would hit. 8. It was afraid of becoming an immigrated citizen of the United States during this political warfare. 7. It was using a cheap GPS made in China. 6. The planet's weight loss plan finally paid off! 5. That Russian meteorite blocked its path. 4. The Earth is Mark Reynolds and the Asteroid is the pitcher on the opposing team. 3. It was a decoy - the real one is...BEHIND YOU!!! 2. It didn't get 100 "Likes" on Facebook 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted February 24, 2013 Report Share Posted February 24, 2013 (edited) Top Ten Reasons The Asteroid Missed The Earth 10. Newly passed NCAA football rule prohibiting defenseless contact. 9. The Mayans predicted it would hit. 8. It was afraid of becoming an immigrated citizen of the United States during this political warfare. 7. It was using a cheap GPS made in China. 6. The planet's weight loss plan finally paid off! 5. That Russian meteorite blocked its path. 4. The Earth is Mark Reynolds and the Asteroid is the pitcher on the opposing team. 3. It was a decoy - the real one is...BEHIND YOU!!! 2. It didn't get 100 "Likes" on Facebook 1. Consequence of pushing the kid in front. _______________________ Top Ten First Three Words - in response to A.A.S. 10. Not On Yet 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Edited February 24, 2013 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted February 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 Top Ten First Three Words - in response to A.A.S. 10. Not On Yet 9. What is AAS? 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zabadak Posted February 25, 2013 Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 Top Ten First Three Words - in response to A.A.S. 10. Not On Yet 9. What is AAS? 8. Who gives a...? :badcomp: 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted February 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 Top Ten First Three Words - in response to A.A.S. 10. Not On Yet 9. What is AAS? 8. Who gives a...? :badcomp: 7. Come on...really?! 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted February 25, 2013 Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 Top Ten First Three Words - in response to A.A.S. 10. Not On Yet 9. What is AAS? 8. Who gives a...? :badcomp: 7. Come on...really?! 6. McFarland quasi-funny 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted February 26, 2013 Report Share Posted February 26, 2013 Top Ten First Three Words - in response to Academy Awards. 10. Not On Yet 9. What is AAS? 8. Who gives a...? :badcomp: 7. Come on...really?! 6. Seth McFarland bombing 5. No Spielberg love 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted February 27, 2013 Report Share Posted February 27, 2013 Top Ten First Three Words - in response to Academy Awards. 10. Not On Yet 9. What is AAS? 8. Who gives a...? 7. Come on...really?! 6. Seth McFarland bombing 5. No Spielberg love 4. Waste of time 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zabadak Posted February 27, 2013 Report Share Posted February 27, 2013 Top Ten First Three Words - in response to Academy Awards. 10. Not On Yet 9. What is AAS? 8. Who gives a...? 7. Come on...really?! 6. Seth McFarland bombing 5. No Spielberg love 4. Waste of time 3. What, no Bond? 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted February 28, 2013 Report Share Posted February 28, 2013 Top Ten First Three Words - in response to Academy Awards. 10. Not On Yet 9. What is AAS? 8. Who gives a...? 7. Come on...really?! 6. Seth McFarland bombing 5. No Spielberg love 4. Waste of time 3. What, no Bond? 2. Affleck still sucks 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted March 1, 2013 Report Share Posted March 1, 2013 (edited) Top Ten First Three Words - in response to Academy Awards. 10. Not On Yet 9. What is AAS? 8. Who gives a...? 7. Come on...really?! 6. Seth McFarland bombing 5. No Spielberg love 4. Waste of time 3. What, no Bond? 2. Affleck still sucks 1. Where's The Beef? Edited March 1, 2013 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted March 1, 2013 Report Share Posted March 1, 2013 (edited) Top Ten Pope Choices 10. Poprah - Oprah Winfrey 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Edited March 1, 2013 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted March 1, 2013 Report Share Posted March 1, 2013 Top Ten Pope Choices 10. Poprah - Oprah Winfrey 9. Obama.....no wait, he wants to be a KING 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted March 1, 2013 Report Share Posted March 1, 2013 Top Ten Pope Choices 10. Poprah - Oprah Winfrey 9. Obama.....no wait, he wants to be a KING 8. John Kerry; he's right there near the Vatican right now! (OK, guys?) 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted March 1, 2013 Report Share Posted March 1, 2013 Top Ten Pope Choices 10. Poprah - Oprah Winfrey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted March 1, 2013 Report Share Posted March 1, 2013 Top Ten Pope Choices 10. Poprah - Oprah Winfrey 9. Obama.....no wait, he wants to be a KING 8. John Kerry; he's right there near the Vatican right now! (OK, guys?) 7. Father Time 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 Top Ten Pope Choices 10. Poprah - Oprah Winfrey 9. Obama.....no wait, he wants to be a KING 8. John Kerry; he's right there near the Vatican right now! (OK, guys?) 7. Father Time 6. Jerry Sandusky 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted March 4, 2013 Report Share Posted March 4, 2013 Top Ten Pope Choices 10. Poprah - Oprah Winfrey 9. Obama.....no wait, he wants to be a KING 8. John Kerry; he's right there near the Vatican right now! (OK, guys?) 7. Father Time 6. Jerry Sandusky 5. Father Guido Sarducci 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted March 4, 2013 Report Share Posted March 4, 2013 Top Ten Pope Choices 5. Father Guido Sarducci Visual Interlude: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zabadak Posted March 4, 2013 Report Share Posted March 4, 2013 Top Ten Pope Choices 10. Poprah - Oprah Winfrey 9. Obama.....no wait, he wants to be a KING 8. John Kerry; he's right there near the Vatican right now! (OK, guys?) 7. Father Time 6. Jerry Sandusky 5. Father Guido Sarducci 4. Papa Bouba Diop :frenchie: :frenchie: :frenchie: 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted March 4, 2013 Report Share Posted March 4, 2013 Top Ten Pope Choices 10. Poprah - Oprah Winfrey 9. Obama.....no wait, he wants to be a KING 8. John Kerry; he's right there near the Vatican right now! (OK, guys?) 7. Father Time 6. Jerry Sandusky 5. Father Guido Sarducci 4. Papa Bouba Diop 3. Poppa Oom Mow Mow 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zabadak Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 Top Ten Pope Choices 10. Poprah - Oprah Winfrey 9. Obama.....no wait, he wants to be a KING 8. John Kerry; he's right there near the Vatican right now! (OK, guys?) 7. Father Time 6. Jerry Sandusky 5. Father Guido Sarducci 4. Papa Bouba Diop 3. Poppa Oom Mow Mow 2. Poppa Joe :sing1: 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 6, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 Top Ten Pope Choices 10. Poprah - Oprah Winfrey 9. Obama.....no wait, he wants to be a KING 8. John Kerry; he's right there near the Vatican right now! (OK, guys?) 7. Father Time 6. Jerry Sandusky 5. Father Guido Sarducci 4. Papa Bouba Diop 3. Poppa Oom Mow Mow 2. Poppa Joe 1. ...and the Number One choice for new Pope.... Miami Sammy The First! :happybanana: ================================================= Top Ten Things You Might See At The World Baseball Classic 10. Raw Fish 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 Top Ten Things You Might See At The World Baseball Classic 10. Raw Fish 9. Bad haircuts 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 6, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 Top Ten Things You Might See At The World Baseball Classic 10. Raw Fish 9. Bad haircuts 8. Rows and rows of empty seats 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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