bluesboy Posted April 26, 2012 Report Share Posted April 26, 2012 Top Ten Instruments of Torture You Might Find On Ted Nugent's Property 10. The Bear Stretcher 9. His personalized spiked masturbation gloves 8. Dehydration device to make raw beef jerkey 7. An electric guitar. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zabadak Posted April 26, 2012 Report Share Posted April 26, 2012 Top Ten Instruments of Torture You Might Find On Ted Nugent's Property 10. The Bear Stretcher 9. His personalized spiked masturbation gloves 8. Dehydration device to make raw beef jerkey 7. An electric guitar. 6. Bear bones 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted April 26, 2012 Report Share Posted April 26, 2012 Top Ten Instruments of Torture You Might Find On Ted Nugent's Property 10. The Bear Stretcher 9. His personalized spiked masturbation gloves 8. Dehydration device to make raw beef jerkey 7. An electric guitar. 6. Bear bones 5. Tooth, Fang & Claw 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted April 27, 2012 Report Share Posted April 27, 2012 He bought those from me, you know. Know'd you was tough, dude, but dayam! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted April 27, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2012 Top Ten Instruments of Torture You Might Find On Ted Nugent's Property 10. The Bear Stretcher 9. His personalized spiked masturbation gloves 8. Dehydration device to make raw beef jerkey 7. An electric guitar. 6. Bear bones 5. Tooth, Fang & Claw 4. Squirrel grater 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted April 28, 2012 Report Share Posted April 28, 2012 (edited) Top Ten Instruments of Torture You Might Find On Ted Nugent's Property 10. The Bear Stretcher 9. His personalized spiked masturbation gloves 8. Dehydration device to make raw beef jerkey 7. An electric guitar. 6. Bear bones 5. Tooth, Fang & Claw 4. Squirrel grater 3. Taped speeches by Mitt Romney 2. 1. Edited April 28, 2012 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 Top Ten Instruments of Torture You Might Find On Ted Nugent's Property 10. The Bear Stretcher 9. His personalized spiked masturbation gloves 8. Dehydration device to make raw beef jerkey 7. An electric guitar. 6. Bear bones 5. Tooth, Fang & Claw 4. Squirrel grater 3. Taped speeches by Mitt Romney 2. spoons and washboard 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted April 30, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Top Ten Instruments of Torture You Might Find On Ted Nugent's Property 10. The Bear Stretcher 9. His personalized spiked masturbation gloves 8. Dehydration device to make raw beef jerkey 7. An electric guitar. 6. Bear bones 5. Tooth, Fang & Claw 4. Squirrel grater 3. Taped speeches by Mitt Romney 2. spoons and washboard 1. Demo tape of "Cat Scratch Fever" ================================================ Top Ten Signs The Prison Warden Has Lost His Mind 10. He performs a body cavity search on himself in front of the entire population, and says..."Keep it clean or this could happen to you." 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted May 1, 2012 Report Share Posted May 1, 2012 Top Ten Signs The Prison Warden Has Lost His Mind 10. He performs a body cavity search on himself in front of the entire population, and says..."Keep it clean or this could happen to you." 9. He gives the High School Cheerleading Squad a tour of the facility. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted May 1, 2012 Report Share Posted May 1, 2012 Top Ten Signs The Prison Warden Has Lost His Mind 10. He performs a body cavity search on himself in front of the entire population, and says..."Keep it clean or this could happen to you." 9. He gives the High School Cheerleading Squad a tour of the facility. 8. His dream is for a brotherhood of all mankind. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted May 1, 2012 Report Share Posted May 1, 2012 Top Ten Signs The Prison Warden Has Lost His Mind 10. He performs a body cavity search on himself in front of the entire population, and says..."Keep it clean or this could happen to you." 9. He gives the High School Cheerleading Squad a tour of the facility. 8. His dream is for a brotherhood of all mankind. 7. He installs surveillance cameras in the showers as a cheap source of pornography. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 Top Ten Signs The Prison Warden Has Lost His Mind 10. He performs a body cavity search on himself in front of the entire population, and says..."Keep it clean or this could happen to you." 9. He gives the High School Cheerleading Squad a tour of the facility. 8. His dream is for a brotherhood of all mankind. 7. He installs surveillance cameras in the showers as a cheap source of pornography. 6. He feels sorry for Charles Manson and pleads on his behalf to the parole board for release. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 Top Ten Signs The Prison Warden Has Lost His Mind 10. He performs a body cavity search on himself in front of the entire population, and says..."Keep it clean or this could happen to you." 9. He gives the High School Cheerleading Squad a tour of the facility. 8. His dream is for a brotherhood of all mankind. 7. He installs surveillance cameras in the showers as a cheap source of pornography. 6. He feels sorry for Charles Manson and pleads on his behalf to the parole board for release. 5. Locks himself in "the hole" just for fun. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 Top Ten Signs The Prison Warden Has Lost His Mind 10. He performs a body cavity search on himself in front of the entire population, and says..."Keep it clean or this could happen to you." 9. He gives the High School Cheerleading Squad a tour of the facility. 8. His dream is for a brotherhood of all mankind. 7. He installs surveillance cameras in the showers as a cheap source of pornography. 6. He feels sorry for Charles Manson and pleads on his behalf to the parole board for release. 5. Locks himself in "the hole" just for fun. 4. Allows TVs inside the prison. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 Top Ten Signs The Prison Warden Has Lost His Mind 10. He performs a body cavity search on himself in front of the entire population, and says..."Keep it clean or this could happen to you." 9. He gives the High School Cheerleading Squad a tour of the facility. 8. His dream is for a brotherhood of all mankind. 7. He installs surveillance cameras in the showers as a cheap source of pornography. 6. He feels sorry for Charles Manson and pleads on his behalf to the parole board for release. 5. Locks himself in "the hole" just for fun. 4. Allows TVs inside the prison. 3. The TV channel package that he orders includes the Spice Channel. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 Top Ten Signs The Prison Warden Has Lost His Mind 10. He performs a body cavity search on himself in front of the entire population, and says..."Keep it clean or this could happen to you." 9. He gives the High School Cheerleading Squad a tour of the facility. 8. His dream is for a brotherhood of all mankind. 7. He installs surveillance cameras in the showers as a cheap source of pornography. 6. He feels sorry for Charles Manson and pleads on his behalf to the parole board for release. 5. Locks himself in "the hole" just for fun. 4. Allows TVs inside the prison. 3. The TV channel package that he orders includes the Spice Channel. 2. One big clue was when he instituted his new "open door" policy. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted May 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 Top Ten Signs The Prison Warden Has Lost His Mind 10. He performs a body cavity search on himself in front of the entire population, and says..."Keep it clean or this could happen to you." 9. He gives the High School Cheerleading Squad a tour of the facility. 8. His dream is for a brotherhood of all mankind. 7. He installs surveillance cameras in the showers as a cheap source of pornography. 6. He feels sorry for Charles Manson and pleads on his behalf to the parole board for release. 5. Locks himself in "the hole" just for fun. 4. Allows TVs inside the prison. 3. The TV channel package that he orders includes the Spice Channel. 2. One big clue was when he instituted his new "open door" policy. 1. He re-paints all the cells in a lovely green and pink paisley pattern. ================================================= Top Ten Reasons To Invade North Korea 10. We could use the uranium. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 Top Ten Reasons To Invade North Korea 10. We could use the uranium. 9. Make up for NOT invading North Vietnam. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 Top Ten Reasons To Invade North Korea 10. We could use the uranium. 9. Make up for NOT invading North Vietnam. 8. To watch their silly goose-step marching. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted May 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 Top Ten Reasons To Invade North Korea 10. We could use the uranium. 9. Make up for NOT invading North Vietnam. 8. To watch their silly goose-step marching. 7. All that yummy kim chee. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted May 18, 2012 Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 Top Ten Reasons To Invade North Korea 10. We could use the uranium. 9. Make up for NOT invading North Vietnam. 8. To watch their silly goose-step marching. 7. All that yummy kim chee. 6. Open the door wider for mail order brides. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted May 18, 2012 Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 Top Ten Reasons To Invade North Korea 10. We could use the uranium. 9. Make up for NOT invading North Vietnam. 8. To watch their silly goose-step marching. 7. All that yummy kim chee. 6. Open the door wider for mail order brides. 5. Change of scenery from the Middle East. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zabadak Posted May 18, 2012 Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 Top Ten Reasons To Invade North Korea 10. We could use the uranium. 9. Make up for NOT invading North Vietnam. 8. To watch their silly goose-step marching. 7. All that yummy kim chee. 6. Open the door wider for mail order brides. 5. Change of scenery from the Middle East. 4. Truth, Justice and the American Way? 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted May 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 Top Ten Reasons To Invade North Korea 10. We could use the uranium. 9. Make up for NOT invading North Vietnam. 8. To watch their silly goose-step marching. 7. All that yummy kim chee. 6. Open the door wider for mail order brides. 5. Change of scenery from the Middle East. 4. Truth, Justice and the American Way? 3. Piss-A-Thon at Kim Jong-Il's gravesite. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 Top Ten Reasons To Invade North Korea 10. We could use the uranium. 9. Make up for NOT invading North Vietnam. 8. To watch their silly goose-step marching. 7. All that yummy kim chee. 6. Open the door wider for mail order brides. 5. Change of scenery from the Middle East. 4. Truth, Justice and the American Way? 3. Piss-A-Thon at Kim Jong-Il's gravesite. 2. Need a plot for a M*A*S*H reunion episode. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now