Brad_M Posted May 22, 2010 Report Share Posted May 22, 2010 Top 10 Reasons It Sucks To Work in a Cubicle. 10. The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heimann47 Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 Top 10 Reasons It Sucks To Work in a Cubicle. 10. The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right. 9. You can't fit a M777 155mm Howitzer in there 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted May 24, 2010 Report Share Posted May 24, 2010 Top 10 Reasons It Sucks To Work in a Cubicle. 10. The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right. 9. You can't fit a M777 155mm Howitzer in there 8. It's hard to scratch your balls kangaroo style without attracting attention. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted May 24, 2010 Report Share Posted May 24, 2010 Top 10 Reasons It Sucks To Work in a Cubicle. 10. The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right. 9. You can't fit a M777 155mm Howitzer in there 8. It's hard to scratch your balls kangaroo style without attracting attention. 7. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see if anyone is behind you. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted May 24, 2010 Report Share Posted May 24, 2010 8. It's hard to scratch your balls kangaroo style without attracting attention. Oh, look! New neighbors moving in .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lissy Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 05-23-10 10:42 PM - Post#617220 In response to bluesboy Top 10 Reasons It Sucks To Work in a Cubicle. 10. The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right. 9. You can't fit a M777 155mm Howitzer in there 8. It's hard to scratch your balls kangaroo style without attracting attention. 7. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see if anyone is behind you. 6.you can't blast your favorite music there 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Top 10 Reasons It Sucks To Work in a Cubicle. 10. The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right. 9. You can't fit a M777 155mm Howitzer in there 8. It's hard to scratch your balls kangaroo style without attracting attention. 7. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see if anyone is behind you. 6.you can't blast your favorite music there 5. HVAC 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted May 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Top 10 Reasons It Sucks To Work in a Cubicle. 10. The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right. 9. You can't fit a M777 155mm Howitzer in there 8. It's hard to scratch your balls kangaroo style without attracting attention. 7. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see if anyone is behind you. 6.you can't blast your favorite music there 5. HVAC 4. Egg farts tend to linger in there for too long. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Top 10 Reasons It Sucks To Work in a Cubicle. 10. The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right. 9. You can't fit a M777 155mm Howitzer in there 8. It's hard to scratch your balls kangaroo style without attracting attention. 7. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see if anyone is behind you. 6.you can't blast your favorite music there 5. HVAC 4. Egg farts tend to linger in there for too long. 3. Other people might find out what I've got to hide. (see Uncle Joe's avatar) 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Top 10 Reasons It Sucks To Work in a Cubicle. 10. The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right. 9. You can't fit a M777 155mm Howitzer in there 8. It's hard to scratch your balls kangaroo style without attracting attention. 7. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see if anyone is behind you. 6.you can't blast your favorite music there 5. HVAC 4. Egg farts tend to linger in there for too long. 3. Other people might find out what I've got to hide. (see Uncle Joe's avatar) 2. Slamming the door for effect not an option. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Top 10 Reasons It Sucks To Work in a Cubicle. 10. The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right. 9. You can't fit a M777 155mm Howitzer in there 8. It's hard to scratch your balls kangaroo style without attracting attention. 7. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see if anyone is behind you. 6.you can't blast your favorite music there 5. HVAC 4. Egg farts tend to linger in there for too long. 3. Other people might find out what I've got to hide. (see Uncle Joe's avatar) 2. Slamming the door for effect not an option. 1. Work ------ Top Ten Rough Draft Advertising Slogans 10. McDonalds. I'm not hatin' it. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Top Ten Rough Draft Advertising Slogans 10. McDonalds. I'm not hatin' it. 9. Palin: "No teleprompter for me, just a hand job." 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Top Ten Rough Draft Advertising Slogans 10. McDonalds. I'm not hatin' it. 9. Palin: "No teleprompter for me, just a hand job." 8. Verizon Wireless: "Can You Hear Me Now?" problem is they went ahead and used the rough draft. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Top Ten Rough Draft Advertising Slogans 10. McDonalds. I'm not hatin' it. 9. Palin: "No teleprompter for me, just a hand job." 8. Verizon Wireless: "Can You Hear Me Now?" problem is they went ahead and used the rough draft. 7. American Airlines: Nothing is free, not even the cheesy headphones! 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Top Ten Rough Draft Advertising Slogans 10. McDonalds. I'm not hatin' it. 9. Palin: "No teleprompter for me, just a hand job." 8. Verizon Wireless: "Can You Hear Me Now?" problem is they went ahead and used the rough draft. 7. American Airlines: Nothing is free, not even the cheesy headphones! 6. BP (fortunately later leased to Visa) - "Everywhere you want to be" 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heimann47 Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Top Ten Rough Draft Advertising Slogans 10. McDonalds. I'm not hatin' it. 9. Palin: "No teleprompter for me, just a hand job." 8. Verizon Wireless: "Can You Hear Me Now?" problem is they went ahead and used the rough draft. 7. American Airlines: Nothing is free, not even the cheesy headphones! 6. BP (fortunately later leased to Visa) - "Everywhere you want to be" 5. Burger King - We'd prefer if you just stuck with what the order comes with, but you're paying, so I guess we'll go with it. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted May 27, 2010 Report Share Posted May 27, 2010 Top Ten Rough Draft Advertising Slogans 10. McDonalds. I'm not hatin' it. 9. Palin: "No teleprompter for me, just a hand job." 8. Verizon Wireless: "Can You Hear Me Now?" problem is they went ahead and used the rough draft. 7. American Airlines: Nothing is free, not even the cheesy headphones! 6. BP (fortunately later leased to Visa) - "Everywhere you want to be" 5. Burger King - We'd prefer if you just stuck with what the order comes with, but you're paying, so I guess we'll go with it. 4. Nike. 'Mull It Over.' 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted May 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2010 Top Ten Rough Draft Advertising Slogans 10. McDonalds. I'm not hatin' it. 9. Palin: "No teleprompter for me, just a hand job." 8. Verizon Wireless: "Can You Hear Me Now?" problem is they went ahead and used the rough draft. 7. American Airlines: Nothing is free, not even the cheesy headphones! 6. BP (fortunately later leased to Visa) - "Everywhere you want to be" 5. Burger King - We'd prefer if you just stuck with what the order comes with, but you're paying, so I guess we'll go with it. 4. Nike. 'Mull It Over.' 3. "Ohio - Jeffrey Dahmer used to live here." 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted May 27, 2010 Report Share Posted May 27, 2010 Top Ten Rough Draft Advertising Slogans 10. McDonalds. I'm not hatin' it. 9. Palin: "No teleprompter for me, just a hand job." 8. Verizon Wireless: "Can You Hear Me Now?" problem is they went ahead and used the rough draft. 7. American Airlines: Nothing is free, not even the cheesy headphones! 6. BP (fortunately later leased to Visa) - "Everywhere you want to be" 5. Burger King - We'd prefer if you just stuck with what the order comes with, but you're paying, so I guess we'll go with it. 4. Nike. 'Mull It Over.' 3. "Ohio - Jeffrey Dahmer used to live here." 2. "K-Mart K-Mart is your store, you shop here because you're poor" 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted May 27, 2010 Report Share Posted May 27, 2010 Top Ten Rough Draft Advertising Slogans 10. McDonalds. I'm not hatin' it. 9. Palin: "No teleprompter for me, just a hand job." 8. Verizon Wireless: "Can You Hear Me Now?" problem is they went ahead and used the rough draft. 7. American Airlines: Nothing is free, not even the cheesy headphones! 6. BP (fortunately later leased to Visa) - "Everywhere you want to be" 5. Burger King - We'd prefer if you just stuck with what the order comes with, but you're paying, so I guess we'll go with it. 4. Nike. 'Mull It Over.' 3. "Ohio - Jeffrey Dahmer used to live here." 2. "K-Mart K-Mart is your store, you shop here because you're poor" 1. Maybe she's full of it, maybe it's Maybelline Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted May 27, 2010 Report Share Posted May 27, 2010 Top 10 things that service stores do that piss you off 10. Fast food - put ketchup between the lettuce and bun, instead of the burger patty. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted May 27, 2010 Report Share Posted May 27, 2010 Top 10 things that service stores do that piss you off 10. Fast food - put ketchup between the lettuce and bun, instead of the burger patty. 9. Not entering an item's UPC code in their database when they put a new item on the sales floor. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 Top 10 things that service stores do that piss you off 10. Fast food - put ketchup between the lettuce and bun, instead of the burger patty. 9. Not entering an item's UPC code in their database when they put a new item on the sales floor. 8. Sale announcements over the loudspeakers. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heimann47 Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 Top 10 things that service stores do that piss you off 10. Fast food - put ketchup between the lettuce and bun, instead of the burger patty. 9. Not entering an item's UPC code in their database when they put a new item on the sales floor. 8. Sale announcements over the loudspeakers. 7. Greeting you and being all nice and happy as soon as you walk through the door. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 Top 10 things that service stores do that piss you off 10. Fast food - put ketchup between the lettuce and bun, instead of the burger patty. 9. Not entering an item's UPC code in their database when they put a new item on the sales floor. 8. Sale announcements over the loudspeakers. 7. Greeting you and being all nice and happy as soon as you walk through the door. 6. Putting merchandise down the center of the aisles thereby clogging cart traffic. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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