GypsyRoad Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Top Ten Gifts To Give The Mother-in-Law 10. Boa Constrictor 9. Luxury condo in outer Siberia. 8. Semi-permanent baby-sitting job 7. Ford Pinto 6. Nothing. 5. "Comfortable" bed at a USMC barracks. 4. A framed photo of yourself. She’ll have to put it on her mantle since you are part of the family. 3. Upper Lip Hair Removal kit, includes free Nose Hair Clippers too! 2. Deer hunting outfit, complete with brown fur coat and fake antlers. 1. Some duct tape, so she can seal her mouth. Top 10 reasons why the press needs to lay off the Michael Jackson story 10. Enough is enough. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Top 10 reasons why the press needs to lay off the Michael Jackson story 10. Enough is enough. 9. They're liable to find out something that's unflattering. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkstones Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Top 10 reasons why the press needs to lay off the Michael Jackson story 10. Enough is enough. 9. They're liable to find out something that's unflattering. 8. The family needs a chance to grieve in peace. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 3. Upper Lip Hair Removal kit, includes free Nose Hair Clippers too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Top 10 reasons why the press needs to lay off the Michael Jackson story 10. Enough is enough. 9. They're liable to find out something that's unflattering. 8. The family needs a chance to grieve in peace. 7. It's time to dig up skeletons in Wasilla, AK! 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkstones Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Top 10 reasons why the press needs to lay off the Michael Jackson story 10. Enough is enough. 9. They're liable to find out something that's unflattering. 8. The family needs a chance to grieve in peace. 7. It's time to dig up skeletons in Wasilla, AK! 6. There's other more pressing matters going on in the world. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Top 10 reasons why the press needs to lay off the Michael Jackson story 10. Enough is enough. 9. They're liable to find out something that's unflattering. 8. The family needs a chance to grieve in peace. 7. It's time to dig up skeletons in Wasilla, AK! 6. There's other more pressing matters going on in the world. 5. They should be concentrating their energy on Songfacts. We ARE that important. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Top 10 reasons why the press needs to lay off the Michael Jackson story 10. Enough is enough. 9. They're liable to find out something that's unflattering. 8. The family needs a chance to grieve in peace. 7. It's time to dig up skeletons in Wasilla, AK! 6. There's other more pressing matters going on in the world. 5. They should be concentrating their energy on Songfacts. We ARE that important. 4. ^ That's what I was going to say! 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Top 10 reasons why the press needs to lay off the Michael Jackson story 10. Enough is enough. 9. They're liable to find out something that's unflattering. 8. The family needs a chance to grieve in peace. 7. It's time to dig up skeletons in Wasilla, AK! 6. There's other more pressing matters going on in the world. 5. They should be concentrating their energy on Songfacts. We ARE that important. 4. ^ That's what I was going to say! 3. They don't spend enough time devoted to those who gave their lives fighting for their country. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Top 10 reasons why the press needs to lay off the Michael Jackson story 10. Enough is enough. 9. They're liable to find out something that's unflattering. 8. The family needs a chance to grieve in peace. 7. It's time to dig up skeletons in Wasilla, AK! 6. There's other more pressing matters going on in the world. 5. They should be concentrating their energy on Songfacts. We ARE that important. 4. ^ That's what I was going to say! 3. They don't spend enough time devoted to those who gave their lives fighting for their country. 2. The "Michael Jackson Funeral" thing has reached the "14 minutes and 30 seconds" mark. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Top 10 reasons why the press needs to lay off the Michael Jackson story 10. Enough is enough. 9. They're liable to find out something that's unflattering. 8. The family needs a chance to grieve in peace. 7. It's time to dig up skeletons in Wasilla, AK! 6. There's other more pressing matters going on in the world. 5. They should be concentrating their energy on Songfacts. We ARE that important. 4. ^ That's what I was going to say! 3. They don't spend enough time devoted to those who gave their lives fighting for their country. 2. The "Michael Jackson Funeral" thing has reached the "14 minutes and 30 seconds" mark. 1. Because Michael's now fondling little boys in Hell. ================================================= Top Ten Things You Might Hear A Hollywood Starlet Say 10. Now, where's that damn limo driver?! I've been off that casting couch for over an hour now! 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkstones Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Top Ten Things You Might Hear A Hollywood Starlet Say 10. Now, where's that damn limo driver?! I've been off that casting couch for over an hour now! 9. I swear officer, the drugs aren't mine! 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Top Ten Things You Might Hear A Hollywood Starlet Say 10. Now, where's that damn limo driver?! I've been off that casting couch for over an hour now! 9. I swear officer, the drugs aren't mine! 8. Tell me more about exposure on the Letterman Show 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkstones Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Top Ten Things You Might Hear A Hollywood Starlet Say 10. Now, where's that damn limo driver?! I've been off that casting couch for over an hour now! 9. I swear officer, the drugs aren't mine! 8. Tell me more about exposure on the Letterman Show 7. Underwear? What's that? 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Top Ten Things You Might Hear A Hollywood Starlet Say 10. Now, where's that damn limo driver?! I've been off that casting couch for over an hour now! 9. I swear officer, the drugs aren't mine! 8. Tell me more about exposure on the Letterman Show 7. Underwear? What's that? 6. "Miami Sammy? Did him!" 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkstones Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Top Ten Things You Might Hear A Hollywood Starlet Say 10. Now, where's that damn limo driver?! I've been off that casting couch for over an hour now! 9. I swear officer, the drugs aren't mine! 8. Tell me more about exposure on the Letterman Show 7. Underwear? What's that? 6. "Miami Sammy? Did him!" 5. So-and-so is the best director/actor/producer ever..... 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Top Ten Things You Might Hear A Hollywood Starlet Say 10. Now, where's that damn limo driver?! I've been off that casting couch for over an hour now! 9. I swear officer, the drugs aren't mine! 8. Tell me more about exposure on the Letterman Show 7. Underwear? What's that? 6. "Miami Sammy? Did him!" 5. So-and-so is the best director/actor/producer ever..... 4. How did I get on the "D-List"? 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Top Ten Things You Might Hear A Hollywood Starlet Say 10. Now, where's that damn limo driver?! I've been off that casting couch for over an hour now! 9. I swear officer, the drugs aren't mine! 8. Tell me more about exposure on the Letterman Show 7. Underwear? What's that? 6. "Miami Sammy? Did him!" 5. So-and-so is the best director/actor/producer ever..... 4. How did I get on the "D-List"? 3. "Do you know who I am ? " , trying to get the best seats and service even at Denny 's . 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 Top Ten Things You Might Hear A Hollywood Starlet Say 10. Now, where's that damn limo driver?! I've been off that casting couch for over an hour now! 9. I swear officer, the drugs aren't mine! 8. Tell me more about exposure on the Letterman Show 7. Underwear? What's that? 6. "Miami Sammy? Did him!" 5. So-and-so is the best director/actor/producer ever..... 4. How did I get on the "D-List"? 3. "Do you know who I am ? " , trying to get the best seats and service even at Denny 's . 2. "I was born in (10 years earlier number) not in (true birth year)." 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Top Ten Things You Might Hear A Hollywood Starlet Say 10. Now, where's that damn limo driver?! I've been off that casting couch for over an hour now! 9. I swear officer, the drugs aren't mine! 8. Tell me more about exposure on the Letterman Show 7. Underwear? What's that? 6. "Miami Sammy? Did him!" 5. So-and-so is the best director/actor/producer ever..... 4. How did I get on the "D-List"? 3. "Do you know who I am ? " , trying to get the best seats and service even at Denny 's . 2. "I was born in (10 years earlier number) not in (true birth year)." 1. I'm not really a Doctor, but I play one on TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 Top Ten TV or Movie Phrases That Sound Naughty, But Aren't 10. "Ward, you were a little hard on the Beaver last night." 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 Top Ten TV or Movie Phrases That Sound Naughty, But Aren't 10. "Ward, you were a little hard on the Beaver last night." 9. " Tranquility base here. The Eagle has landed ." 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 Top Ten TV or Movie Phrases That Sound Naughty, But Aren't 10. "Ward, you were a little hard on the Beaver last night." 9. " Tranquility base here. The Eagle has landed ." 8. "Schlemeel, Schlemazel, Hasenfeffer Incorporated " 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 Top Ten TV or Movie Phrases That Sound Naughty, But Aren't 10. "Ward, you were a little hard on the Beaver last night." 9. " Tranquility base here. The Eagle has landed ." 8. "Schlemeel, Schlemazel, Hasenfeffer Incorporated " 7. "Say hello to my little friend!" - Scarface 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkstones Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 I'm not sure how #9 is a double entendre. Top Ten TV or Movie Phrases That Sound Naughty, But Aren't 10. "Ward, you were a little hard on the Beaver last night." 9. " Tranquility base here. The Eagle has landed ." 8. "Schlemeel, Schlemazel, Hasenfeffer Incorporated " 7. "Say hello to my little friend!" - Scarface 6. "Show me the money!" 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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