BlueAngel Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Top 10 ways to annoy businesses. 10. If a money loan telemarketer calls you, tell them that you just filed for bankruptcy and could really use the money. 9. Ask for a Filet O'Fish at Burger King. 8. Pay for your purchase entirely in small coins making sure to lose count at some point and still end up not having enough. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Top 10 ways to annoy businesses. 10. If a money loan telemarketer calls you, tell them that you just filed for bankruptcy and could really use the money. 9. Ask for a Filet O'Fish at Burger King. 8. Pay for your purchase entirely in small coins making sure to lose count at some point and still end up not having enough. 7. Go to Burger King drive thru and ask for a Big Mac. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Top 10 ways to annoy businesses. 10. If a money loan telemarketer calls you, tell them that you just filed for bankruptcy and could really use the money. 9. Ask for a Filet O'Fish at Burger King. 8. Pay for your purchase entirely in small coins making sure to lose count at some point and still end up not having enough. 7. Go to Burger King drive thru and ask for a Big Mac. 6. Make a big deal about buying something expensive, then complain that you can get a better deal at: the discount store/military base exchange/Internet. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted April 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Top 10 ways to annoy businesses. 10. If a money loan telemarketer calls you, tell them that you just filed for bankruptcy and could really use the money. 9. Ask for a Filet O'Fish at Burger King. 8. Pay for your purchase entirely in small coins making sure to lose count at some point and still end up not having enough. 7. Go to Burger King drive thru and ask for a Big Mac. 6. Make a big deal about buying something expensive, then complain that you can get a better deal at: the discount store/military base exchange/Internet. 5. Pay with Confederate money. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyRoad Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Top 10 ways to annoy businesses. 10. If a money loan telemarketer calls you, tell them that you just filed for bankruptcy and could really use the money. 9. Ask for a Filet O'Fish at Burger King. 8. Pay for your purchase entirely in small coins making sure to lose count at some point and still end up not having enough. 7. Go to Burger King drive thru and ask for a Big Mac. 6. Make a big deal about buying something expensive, then complain that you can get a better deal at: the discount store/military base exchange/Internet. 5. Pay with Confederate money. 4. Stand outside and boycott them if you have been illegally fired. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lea Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Top 10 ways to annoy businesses. 10. If a money loan telemarketer calls you, tell them that you just filed for bankruptcy and could really use the money. 9. Ask for a Filet O'Fish at Burger King. 8. Pay for your purchase entirely in small coins making sure to lose count at some point and still end up not having enough. 7. Go to Burger King drive thru and ask for a Big Mac. 6. Make a big deal about buying something expensive, then complain that you can get a better deal at: the discount store/military base exchange/Internet. 5. Pay with Confederate money. 4. Stand outside and boycott them if you have been illegally fired. 3. Pay your entire bill with pennies. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyRoad Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Top 10 ways to annoy businesses. 10. If a money loan telemarketer calls you, tell them that you just filed for bankruptcy and could really use the money. 9. Ask for a Filet O'Fish at Burger King. 8. Pay for your purchase entirely in small coins making sure to lose count at some point and still end up not having enough. 7. Go to Burger King drive thru and ask for a Big Mac. 6. Make a big deal about buying something expensive, then complain that you can get a better deal at: the discount store/military base exchange/Internet. 5. Pay with Confederate money. 4. Stand outside and boycott them if you have been illegally fired. 3. Pay your entire bill with pennies. 2. Keep changing your order at a fast food restaurant, especially in the drive thru 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Top 10 ways to annoy businesses. 10. If a money loan telemarketer calls you, tell them that you just filed for bankruptcy and could really use the money. 9. Ask for a Filet O'Fish at Burger King. 8. Pay for your purchase entirely in small coins making sure to lose count at some point and still end up not having enough. 7. Go to Burger King drive thru and ask for a Big Mac. 6. Make a big deal about buying something expensive, then complain that you can get a better deal at: the discount store/military base exchange/Internet. 5. Pay with Confederate money. 4. Stand outside and boycott them if you have been illegally fired. 3. Pay your entire bill with pennies. 2. Keep changing your order at a fast food restaurant, especially in the drive thru 1. Try to use past-date coupons and pretend you're senile. (An Elder scam from "The Golden Girls.") Top 10 ways to frustrate/"Moon" judges on "American Idol"-type contests. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Top 10 ways to frustrate/"Moon" judges on "American Idol"-type contests. 10. Sing "Straight Up" (or one of Paula's other songs) and do the worst impression possible. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Top 10 ways to frustrate/"Moon" judges In my world to "moon" someone is to pull down your drawers and show them your butt cheeks. Is that what you're referring to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 In my world to "moon" someone is to pull down your drawers and show them your butt cheeks. Is that what you're referring to? In my world, "moon" is a heavenly body: Each is correct! BTW, there're two definitions (or more) for any given word. Nice when a word like MOON comes along. SO many possibilities! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 The word "Moon" is in parentheses to approximate the look of surprise/shock/disgust a very inappropriate performance of a song would bring. Imagine Cheech & Chong doing "Puff The Magic Dragon" while enthusiatically huffing on bongs in stereo! Hmm, what about "The Star-Spangled Banner" played (very badly) on a leaky bagpipe? I wonder if any Digeridoo artist has ever tried "Every Breath You Take"? No? Then substitute "torture" for "moon," and bury these talent-free proceedings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 The talent-free proceedings I would deem torture enough! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted April 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Top 10 ways to frustrate/"Moon" judges on "American Idol"-type contests. 10. Sing "Straight Up" (or one of Paula's other songs) and do the worst impression possible. 9. Say to Randy Jackson, "Pfft, big deal!...Who didn't play bass for Journey?!" 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Top 10 ways to frustrate/"Moon" judges on "American Idol"-type contests. 10. Sing "Straight Up" (or one of Paula's other songs) and do the worst impression possible. 9. Say to Randy Jackson, "Pfft, big deal!...Who didn't play bass for Journey?!" 8. After being accepted for the next stage say "this show / format is the worst thing that ever happened to music - bye" 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted April 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Top 10 ways to frustrate/"Moon" judges on "American Idol"-type contests. 10. Sing "Straight Up" (or one of Paula's other songs) and do the worst impression possible. 9. Say to Randy Jackson, "Pfft, big deal!...Who didn't play bass for Journey?!" 8. After being accepted for the next stage say "this show / format is the worst thing that ever happened to music - bye" 7. Take the stage with an electric guitar, a bottle of Yukon Jack, and a lit cigarette hanging out of your mouth. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyRoad Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Top 10 ways to frustrate/"Moon" judges on "American Idol"-type contests. 10. Sing "Straight Up" (or one of Paula's other songs) and do the worst impression possible. 9. Say to Randy Jackson, "Pfft, big deal!...Who didn't play bass for Journey?!" 8. After being accepted for the next stage say "this show / format is the worst thing that ever happened to music - bye" 7. Take the stage with an electric guitar, a bottle of Yukon Jack, and a lit cigarette hanging out of your mouth. 6. Tell Simon he's a pompous ass and flee 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Top 10 ways to frustrate/"Moon" judges on "American Idol"-type contests. 10. Sing "Straight Up" (or one of Paula's other songs) and do the worst impression possible. 9. Say to Randy Jackson, "Pfft, big deal!...Who didn't play bass for Journey?!" 8. After being accepted for the next stage say "this show / format is the worst thing that ever happened to music - bye" 7. Take the stage with an electric guitar, a bottle of Yukon Jack, and a lit cigarette hanging out of your mouth. 6. Tell Simon he's a pompous ass and flee 5. Question Ryan Seacrest about his sexuality when he tells the viewers at home what number to dial to vote for you. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyRoad Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 Top 10 ways to frustrate/"Moon" judges on "American Idol"-type contests. 10. Sing "Straight Up" (or one of Paula's other songs) and do the worst impression possible. 9. Say to Randy Jackson, "Pfft, big deal!...Who didn't play bass for Journey?!" 8. After being accepted for the next stage say "this show / format is the worst thing that ever happened to music - bye" 7. Take the stage with an electric guitar, a bottle of Yukon Jack, and a lit cigarette hanging out of your mouth. 6. Tell Simon he's a pompous ass and flee 5. Question Ryan Seacrest about his sexuality when he tells the viewers at home what number to dial to vote for you. 4. When you get eliminated spit on the judges 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted April 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 Top 10 ways to frustrate/"Moon" judges on "American Idol"-type contests. 10. Sing "Straight Up" (or one of Paula's other songs) and do the worst impression possible. 9. Say to Randy Jackson, "Pfft, big deal!...Who didn't play bass for Journey?!" 8. After being accepted for the next stage say "this show / format is the worst thing that ever happened to music - bye" 7. Take the stage with an electric guitar, a bottle of Yukon Jack, and a lit cigarette hanging out of your mouth. 6. Tell Simon he's a pompous ass and flee 5. Question Ryan Seacrest about his sexuality when he tells the viewers at home what number to dial to vote for you. 4. When you get eliminated spit on the judges 3. Mock Simon by repeating everything he says in your own pawthetic British oxcent 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 Top 10 ways to frustrate/"Moon" judges on "American Idol"-type contests. 10. Sing "Straight Up" (or one of Paula's other songs) and do the worst impression possible. 9. Say to Randy Jackson, "Pfft, big deal!...Who didn't play bass for Journey?!" 8. After being accepted for the next stage say "this show / format is the worst thing that ever happened to music - bye" 7. Take the stage with an electric guitar, a bottle of Yukon Jack, and a lit cigarette hanging out of your mouth. 6. Tell Simon he's a pompous ass and flee 5. Question Ryan Seacrest about his sexuality when he tells the viewers at home what number to dial to vote for you. 4. When you get eliminated spit on the judges 3. Mock Simon by repeating everything he says in your own pawthetic British oxcent 2. Do a metal show and throw jars of feces and vomit into the audience. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted April 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 2. Do a metal show and throw jars of feces and vomit into the audience. :rock: :rock: :rock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 Top 10 ways to frustrate/"Moon" judges on "American Idol"-type contests. 10. Sing "Straight Up" (or one of Paula's other songs) and do the worst impression possible. 9. Say to Randy Jackson, "Pfft, big deal!...Who didn't play bass for Journey?!" 8. After being accepted for the next stage say "this show / format is the worst thing that ever happened to music - bye" 7. Take the stage with an electric guitar, a bottle of Yukon Jack, and a lit cigarette hanging out of your mouth. 6. Tell Simon he's a pompous ass and flee 5. Question Ryan Seacrest about his sexuality when he tells the viewers at home what number to dial to vote for you. 4. When you get eliminated spit on the judges 3. Mock Simon by repeating everything he says in your own pawthetic British oxcent 2. Do a metal show and throw jars of feces and vomit into the audience. 1. Tell Randy Jackson you loved him when he was in the Jackson Five Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 Top Ten Things You Hate About Summer 10 The bugs 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyRoad Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Top Ten Things You Hate About Summer 10 The bugs 9 All the kids being out of school and being destructive around the neighborhood.....I imagine this year will be worse with the economy and boredom.....shhheeeeeshhh 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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