Tenacious_Peaches Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 Make sure the "unofficial" cat is out of the picture first and then and only then swoop in with your suave mack daddy skills. She'll be powerless to resist your charms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue_n_white Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 Dear Edna, There is this little dog that keeps me up at night with its little yapping bark. The people in the building across the street put the little mut out in their courtyard and I am thinking of hiring the services of a,well,dog-napper to rid me of the problem. Is this wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 Johnny, please, you should help us... let´s call this thread "Dear edna, Dear kevin, Dear Johnny..." I´m not fooling... I accept, if people actually want to hear my answers, views and theories... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 Dear johnny, I am starving, but it is 3:30 in the afternoon. If I eat now, I won't want supper, but then I'll be hungry right before I go to bed, which is the worst time to eat. But if I don't eat soon, I'm going to hold someone near me hostage with nothing but my rage and a hollowed out Bic pen as my weapons until my demands of spray can cheese and unlimited bacon are met. What should I do? Famishedly yours, Starving in the South Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 Dear SitS, You answered this question yourself. Take someone hostage. Now. Then you can eat bacon and spray can cheese as much as you want, whenever you want. Next question... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 Dear Edna, A girl that I've had a bit of a thing for for quite some time has an "unofficial boyfriend" of sorts. Yet the other day she held my hand as we walked to class, and she's been a bit more, er, "huggy" than usual. What does it all mean and why must females be so infuriatingly confusing? Troubled in Texas Dear Troubled, Rob something she would like from the rich and give it to her, then fiddle her a tune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 Dear johnny, I am starving, but it is 3:30 in the afternoon. If I eat now, I won't want supper, but then I'll be hungry right before I go to bed, which is the worst time to eat. But if I don't eat soon, I'm going to hold someone near me hostage with nothing but my rage and a hollowed out Bic pen as my weapons until my demands of spray can cheese and unlimited bacon are met. What should I do? Famishedly yours, Starving in the South Dear Starving, I'm not Johnny, but I suggest keeping string cheese and bacon bits about your person. They will tide you over so you won't miss a meal. And people think you are cool if you walk around with a pocket full of bacon bits. Signed, Holy lord I love bacon in WY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 Mmmmm....shredded swine flesh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Hmm, prime ham and TV sports vs. Culture. Your Cro-mag other sounds like he wants to stay in the cave, while you want to get your dancing shoes on. Tell Ogg-the-ham-eater that you got a telephone call from a long-ago beau who will take you anywhere, anytime. If your caveman has any sense, he'll put on his wolfman suit and join you as you two howl in civilized places far from the Man Cave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Dear Edna, Lately every song I listen to reminds me that I am alone and that makes me sad? Do you have any advice? Signed, Love Stinks, Yeah Yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Oh, this thread is much better now that Johnny, Edna, Shannon, Laurie, Kevin, etc are part of the team!! Dear Love Stinks, Yeah Yeah, my advice is, whatever you do, don´t listen to Leonard Cohen, Bee Gees or Jacques Brel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Oh, this thread is much better now that Johnny, Edna, Shannon, Laurie, Kevin, etc are part of the team!! That's why I think the EDNA in 'Dear Edna' should stand for Everyone Delivering Neighbourly Advice'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 I thought EDNA stood for Elena Dear Nearly Angelic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 But now everybody is giving advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Shannon, you don´t know me, dear, I can be a monster when I´m :beady: Actually I just screamed on my husband, my brother, my sister and even the poor cat who´s in heat, waiting patiently to be spayed... Now I´m back to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Dear Wondering in Ohio, Men!! The fortune teller tells me you should pay more attention to some other guy who you already know but you still didn´t meet. Meanwhile, have fun with that new friend of yours and don´t try to understand anything, just enjoy... So you know, enjoy and God bless you!! Edna you are amazing...thank you! You now have helpers I see, this could become quite interesting.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Yes, Kevin feels guilty after starting this thread and is lending a hand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 I'm so glad you answered mine...Kevin...ooohhh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Dear Edna, My, what big thread you have! Can you offer me advice on why things aren't the way they should be? -Wondering and Pondering in VA ~USA~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Can you offer me advice on why things aren't the way they should be? No. I´m sorry Wondering and Pondering in VA. But in case you find out by yourself, let me know please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 No. I´m sorry Wondering and Pondering in VA. But in case you find out by yourself, let me know please. If I do, you'll reap half the rewards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 Deal... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lea Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 Dear Whoever, Seriously, My DH's b-day is in a few days and I have no clue what to get him. If he wants something he just goes and buys it so it makes it quite hard when it comes to choosing a gift for him. He is a man's man's kinda guy. Fishes, hunts etc. but has everything he needs for that kind of thing. We have a 68 Firebird he messes with in the summertime and last year I got him a few things for that. He's not into electronics or music really either. I have no clue what to get him this year Any suggestions would be fantastic. On a Quest in the NW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 Dear On a Quest in the NW, get him a good book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 Get cake!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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