edna Posted September 25, 2009 Author Report Posted September 25, 2009 Laurie, the salami in the store is not free. You can't just take it home, or eat it in the store. 200,000 dollars worth of salami, wow, that's a lot of salami. Shannon, tell Peaches I love you too... Laurie, I hope you're not in trouble... 200,000 is a lot of money. I don't think we can help you with the cash but at least we can organise a riot to support your case...
Shawna Posted September 25, 2009 Report Posted September 25, 2009 or at the very least, we can line up enough people to circle the lawyers' building and moon them simultaneously.
Lucky Posted September 25, 2009 Report Posted September 25, 2009 We can probably even get Sammy and maybe some others to shake a salami or two as well. did I say that??
Shawna Posted September 26, 2009 Report Posted September 26, 2009 that ribald sense of humor, Lucky... I heart you.
_Laurie_ Posted September 26, 2009 Report Posted September 26, 2009 You guys crack me up...Edna I can assure you that I'm not in any trouble.....As much as I wanted to hijack that truck load of imported salami, I just couldn't do it.....
edna Posted September 26, 2009 Author Report Posted September 26, 2009 You, Songfactors, make my life -which lately is a bit of a mess- so much sweeter...
Levis Posted September 28, 2009 Report Posted September 28, 2009 And Happy Dusshera, while we're at it (this means Diwali is around ze corner)
edna Posted September 28, 2009 Author Report Posted September 28, 2009 Today we forgive (almost) everybody...
Levis Posted September 28, 2009 Report Posted September 28, 2009 Today we burn effigies of bad guys Then we eat sweets and wait for Raam to come back from Ayodhya which is when we burst firecrackers and eat more sweets and become nice and fat I love Diwali
edna Posted September 28, 2009 Author Report Posted September 28, 2009 So this year Diwali and Yom Kippur are on the same day? Funny... jews cannot eat today... they'll have dinner later on tonight...
Levis Posted September 28, 2009 Report Posted September 28, 2009 Dusshera and Yom Kippur are on the same day, yes
Kevin Posted September 28, 2009 Report Posted September 28, 2009 Can you get drunk ? On an empty stomach that should be easy - and economical , which goes well with Judaisim .
Levis Posted September 28, 2009 Report Posted September 28, 2009 Erm, yes, I don't think they're 'dry days' - go4it
edna Posted September 28, 2009 Author Report Posted September 28, 2009 Kevin, I can't believe you make such cheap jokes...
MarcM Posted September 29, 2009 Report Posted September 29, 2009 After Kevin's comment, this does not seem so bad!
skybluesky Posted September 29, 2009 Report Posted September 29, 2009 I think Shakespeare said this- "If thou prickest Kevin, will he not bleed maple syrup?"
edna Posted September 29, 2009 Author Report Posted September 29, 2009 See, Kevin? I expected something more... like this. Or sharp, as usual...
Kevin Posted September 29, 2009 Report Posted September 29, 2009 Well , I'm eating regularly these days ,so my mind is not as focused nor sharp ...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted October 1, 2009 Report Posted October 1, 2009 Crazy Don's avatar is a pumpkin! The beginning of the holiday season is upon us! I love me some Don. It warms my heart every year to see his avatars change.
Lea Posted October 1, 2009 Report Posted October 1, 2009 (edited) Ohhhh does that mean I can put on my sheet now Edited October 1, 2009 by Guest
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