skybluesky Posted April 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2008 To Peaches, cause she's the mother flippin' Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros-Flight of the Conchords I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous My beats are fly and the birds are on my back And I'm horny I'm horny If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede Cos I hit you with my flow The Wild Rhino Stampede. I'm not just wild, I'm trained, Domesticated I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated And subsequently procreated That's how it goes Here's the Hiphopopotamus The hip hop hippo They call me the Hiphopopotamus My lyrics are bottomless They call me the Hiphopopotamus Flows that glow like phosphorous Poppin' off the top of this esophagus Rockin' this metropolis I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? Did Steve tell you that, perchance? Steve. My rhymes and records they don't get played Because my records and rhymes they don't get made And if you rap like me you don't get paid And if you roll like me you don't get laid. My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this. Other rappers dis me Say my rhymes are sissy. Why? Why? Why? What? Why exactly? What? Why? Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why? Why? Why, because I rap about reality? Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea? There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party. Hey! Ho! I'm the motherflippin' I'm the motherflippin' I'm the motherflippin' Who's the motherflippin? I'm the motherflippin' I'm the motherflippin' I'm the motherflippin' Motherflippin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted April 28, 2008 Report Share Posted April 28, 2008 Is that on Youtube? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted April 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2008 Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted April 28, 2008 Report Share Posted April 28, 2008 TY Shan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted April 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2008 No problem Joe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted April 28, 2008 Report Share Posted April 28, 2008 Speaking of hippos... I found this to be an inspiration to believing that the lion will one day hug the lamb... http://hubpages.com/hub/Baby_hippo_and_the_turtle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted April 28, 2008 Report Share Posted April 28, 2008 That's in the scriptures somewhere , isn't it ? " ... and the Hippo shall lie with the turtle and it was gooooood , sayeth the Lord " - Gnostics , The Book of Gus 16:3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted April 28, 2008 Report Share Posted April 28, 2008 To Peaches, cause she's the mother flippin' Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros-Flight of the Conchords I really am the mother flippin', you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted April 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2008 Word to that. I never would have discovered FOC (or Jemaine:googly:) if it weren't for you and Tim loving them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted April 29, 2008 Report Share Posted April 29, 2008 So which one of us is the Rhymenoceros and which one is the Hiphopopotamus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted April 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2008 You know, there's a simple way to answer that, but this is a family site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 I have a filthy mind, and even I don't know what you're getting at with that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth-Angel Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 ^ filthy mind haver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted August 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 I'm reviving this thread because I like it. Radhi likes this song~ Bittersweet Symphony-The Verve Cause it's a bitter sweet symphony, this life Try to make ends meet You're a slave to the money Then you die I'll take you down the only Road I've ever been down You know the one that takes you to The places where all the veins meet, yeah No change I can change I can change I can change But I'm here in my mold I am here in my mold But I'm a million different people From one day to the next I can't change my mold No, no, no, no, no Well I never pray But tonight I'm on my knees, yeah I need to hear some sounds that Recognize the pain in me, yeah I let the melody shine Let it cleanse my mind I feel free now But the airways are clean And there's nobody singing to me now No change I can change I can change I can change But I'm here in my mold I am here in my mold And I'm a million different people From one day to the next I can't change my mold No, no, no, no, no I can't change I can't change Cause it's a bitter sweet symphony, this life Try to make ends meet Try to find some money Then you die I'll take you down the only Road I've ever been down You know the one that takes you to The places where all the veins meet, yeah You know I can change I can change I can change I can change But I'm here in my mold I am here in my mold And I'm a million different people From one day to the next I can't change my mold No, no, no, no, no I can't change my mold No, no, no, no, no I can't change Can't change my body No, no, no I'll take you down the only road I've ever been down I'll take you down the only road 'Ive ever been down Been down Ever been down Ever been down Ever been down Ever been down Have you ever been down? Have you ever been down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 Innit loverly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted October 4, 2008 Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 REM + Stephen Colbert = My beautiful and besainted heterosexual life partner, C-girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted October 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 Colbert can rock fake tears like nobody's biznatch. I wish you a hale and hearty play on player , my hetero life partner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted October 4, 2008 Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 I am all a-flutter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted October 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 ^Lady, I can never tell you enough times that I like the way you work it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted October 4, 2008 Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 No diggity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted October 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 Absolutely diggity free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted December 1, 2008 Report Share Posted December 1, 2008 to ryansgirl and TenPea: This isn't a musical dedication, however... while down in Cabo San Lucas in July I had my niece take this photo while I stood next to her and chuckled maniacally at what I was seeing. It made me smile to think of you both, with regard to this... Sorry it took so long, but she just today finally e-mailed me the photo. Enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 Nutella and Shawna rock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Happy Anniversary Baby !! I'll be Lovin' YOU till the end of time !! :happybanana: :happybanana: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Awwww Happy Anniversary! :guitar: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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