RonJonSurfer Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 Paris Hilton is released from jail LOS ANGELES - Paris Hilton was released from jail early Thursday due to an unspecified medical condition after serving only three days of her sentence. She was sent home with an electronic monitoring ankle bracelet and must remain there for 40 days, according to sheriffs spokesman Steve Whitmore. Hilton checked into the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood on Sunday night to begin serving a 23-day sentence for violating probation. The 26-year-old hotel heiress surrendered to authorities with little fanfare after a surprise appearance at the MTV Movie Awards, where she worked the red carpet in a strapless designer gown. The star of "The Simple Life" reality TV show pleaded no contest to a reckless-driving charge in January and was sentenced to 36 months' probation. When she was later pulled over by the California Highway Patrol, Hilton was told that she was driving on a suspended license and signed a document acknowledging she was not to drive. She was then pulled over by sheriff's deputies on Feb. 27 and charged with violating probation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 I wonder what that medical condition was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 Chronic stupidity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 Something like that, yes... I think so too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 If I may quote Peaches, I believe the condition is called "anal glaucoma". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted June 7, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 We need to coin a new term here. It's never good to have a disease or medical procedure named after you ie: Lou Gehrig's Disease, Tommy John surgery....but this deserves it. Can we open it up for the Top 10 names for Paris Hilton's medical condition? 10. Mon-Eye Bags 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 10. Mon-Eye Bags 9. Lockdown Jaw 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted June 7, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 10. Mon-Eye Bags 9. Lockdown Jaw 8. whoritis 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 10. Mon-Eye Bags 9. Lockdown Jaw 8. whoritis 7. Gonorrhea 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 10. Mon-Eye Bags 9. Lockdown Jaw 8. whoritis 7. Gonorrhea 6. Skankmydia 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 10. Mon-Eye Bags 9. Lockdown Jaw 8. whoritis 7. Gonorrhea 6. Skankmydia 5. Parisyphilis 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted June 7, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 10. Mon-Eye Bags 9. Lockdown Jaw 8. whoritis 7. Gonorrhea 6. Skankmydia 5. Parisyphilis 4. Spreadymwideformyalgia 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 10. Mon-Eye Bags 9. Lockdown Jaw 8. whoritis 7. Gonorrhea 6. Skankmydia 5. Parisyphilis 4. Spreadymwideformyalgia 3. Spoiled heiressoma 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 10. Mon-Eye Bags 9. Lockdown Jaw 8. whoritis 7. Gonorrhea 6. Skankmydia 5. Parisyphilis 4. Spreadymwideformyalgia 3. Spoiled heiressoma 2. Sluterpes 1. LOL! Scroll down about halfway to see a hilarious pic!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 I know I am still laughing!! Perfect! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 While I was heating my pizza in the oven I flipped the TV on. Comedian Mario Cantone was just being introduced as a guest on The View. He's a riot and if you ever get a chance to catch his act make sure you do. Anyway, he said that Paris got out of jail because the food was causing her explosive diarhea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 Top 10 names for Paris Hilton's Medical Condition 10. Mon-Eye Bags 9. Lockdown Jaw 8. whoritis 7. Gonorrhea 6. Skankmydia 5. Parisyphilis 4. Spreadymwideformyalgia 3. Spoiled heiressoma 2. Sluterpes 1. Incarceratory anal glaucoma * *She just couldn't see her a$$ staying in jail for one more day. [smallest]Thanks for the shout out, das.[/smallest] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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