miamisammy29 Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 Granted. You are now a night watchman who can see through buildings...but you're still uglier than sin. I wish I wasn't so good looking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 C'mon, not even a genie could accomplish that. I wish Sammy wsn't so good looking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 Granted. His face falls off. I wish that a flock of women would come to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted June 13, 2007 Report Share Posted June 13, 2007 Granted, but you're a statue and the flock poops all over you. I wish I hadn't said that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted June 13, 2007 Report Share Posted June 13, 2007 Granted. You go back in time, and feck everything up more. I wish that the females weren't birds, but really women, and that I wasn't a statue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted June 13, 2007 Report Share Posted June 13, 2007 Granted, but the women end up wishing you were a statue. I wish I could help Floyd instead of being a wisea$$. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 13, 2007 Report Share Posted June 13, 2007 You can. You are now a pimp. I wish UncleJoe would loan me a chick from his stable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted June 13, 2007 Report Share Posted June 13, 2007 Granted. But you can't rise to the occasion. I wish I was 30 again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted June 13, 2007 Report Share Posted June 13, 2007 Granted. 2 [smallest]X [/smallest] 30 = 60 ------------ But listen honey, wherever you are tonight I wish you the best of everything in the world And I hope you found, whatever you were looking for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted June 13, 2007 Report Share Posted June 13, 2007 I wish that the poster above me had given me a wish to grant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted June 13, 2007 Report Share Posted June 13, 2007 Granted. He wished for a thousand wishes and you die trying to grant wish 999 I wish I had been at Woodstock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted June 14, 2007 Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 You were. You were THE FUZZ, MAN!! I wish people still used the term "the fuzz" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted June 14, 2007 Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 Granted. You get hit by a bus. I wish that I wasn't a fool of a took. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted June 14, 2007 Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 Granted. You have become a horse's ass. ------------ I wish I was off in the deep dark jungle, talkin' to the apes and swingin' on a vine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted June 14, 2007 Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 Granted, you're starring in the next Cheetah movie. I wish I could make a great movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted June 14, 2007 Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 A great big ole flop of a movie that makes Ishtar look like Citizen Kane I wish I were a go~go boots wearing international kareoke supa star! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted June 14, 2007 Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 Alakazam! Whoa, those legs go all the way up to there. I wish I had more bills to share with the go go girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted June 14, 2007 Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 The go~go girl takes them all and buys hundreds of pairs of boots I wish I had a cheesesteak right about now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 14, 2007 Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 Granted, but the cheese is limburger and the steak has mad cow disease. I hope I never get mad cow disease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted June 14, 2007 Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 I was sure you had it already, giving leather tuscadero an 8/10 I wish I'd been through the desert on a horse with no name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted June 14, 2007 Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 Granted, but unfortunately the desert doesn't turn to sea and you die of thirst. I wish I could control the weather. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 14, 2007 Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 I was sure you had it already, giving leather tuscadero an 8/10 Pinky was hotter. I wish I could control the weather. Granted. You are now Simon Bar Sinister. I wish they would make an "Underdog" movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted June 14, 2007 Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 Granted. But you get lost in a plane wreck when it is released. I wish I could spend an evening with Bruce Springsteen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted June 14, 2007 Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 Granted. He hates you. I wish that I could get a good night's sleep tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted June 14, 2007 Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 I wish they would make an "Underdog" movie. An Underdog movie is supposedly in the works, with Jason Lee as the voice of Underdog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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