Uncle Joe Posted June 21, 2007 Report Share Posted June 21, 2007 Granted, up against the wall mother fletcher! I wish I had a great paying 10 hour per week job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted June 21, 2007 Report Share Posted June 21, 2007 Get back to work. That won't kill won't remove itself. I wish I had a toothpick sculpture of David Byrne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 21, 2007 Report Share Posted June 21, 2007 You can have David Byrne. It's pretty much the same thing. I wish my Maserati did one-eighty-five. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted June 21, 2007 Report Share Posted June 21, 2007 Granted, but you lost your license for DWB (Driving While Baked), now you dont drive. I wish I was a chocolate cupcake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 Granted, now you're shakin' yer bootie in some rapper's video. I wish I was a smarter man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 Granted. You’re catching up to Neanderthal. I wish for once that I could bring you good news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 Granted. You are now a paperboy. I wish I was a newscaster on CNN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 Granted....pack your bags, you're being sent to report from Iraq. I wish I could win an Oscar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Don Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 Granted. You have just won an Oscar…Mayer wiener. I wish I had a better job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 Granted. You are now a beer taster....but you only get to taste light beer, and there's no lunch hour. Still not a bad gig. I wish I had a bucket of chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 Granted. It comes with a free guitarist, who kills you. I wish that I could get a new SLR camera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 Granted, but you're not to take even 1 photo of Judith. I wish my eye could take photos that my brain could download and print. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 Granted, but you're not to take even 1 photo of Judith. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 24, 2007 Report Share Posted June 24, 2007 I wish my eye could take photos that my brain could download and print. Granted. But your brain has run out of ink. I wish I was made of ice cream and I could eat my fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Your ice cream fingers give you ice cream headache, and without fingers you can't take aspirin I wish I could eat pancakes and bacon every day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Granted, but you're not to take even 1 photo of Judith. :bow: I wish I could eat pancakes and bacon every day OK, but soon you´ll get a bit of liver from David Crosby... I wish we had the old smileys back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 OK. But now nothing else works. I wish I did not need sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Granted, you and Kevin will be sending PT's to each other 24/7. I wish I could visit Edna in Spain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Granted. But Edna is in Italy when you get there and won't be back for a year. I wish I could sing with Eric Clapton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Granted. Karaoke Night is now open. I wish I could travel on a space station. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 OK. But you are alone and the computers are acting up. I wish I had a Cuban cigar right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Granted...but it's been used. I wish I could go to Italy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 OK. But everyone keeps pinching your butt. I wish I was not sun burned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 You are now albino and can't get out in the sun I wish I had sexy legs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Granted, but they refuse to close. I wish I could snow ski again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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