Tenacious_Peaches Posted July 4, 2004 Report Posted July 4, 2004 I love "Inside the Actor's Studio" with James Lipton on the Bravo network. It is so refreshing to see actors and actresses talking about themselves and how great they are. :: I enjoy the big finale of the show where Lipton asks them a series of questions. I've listed them for you...feel free to answer any or all if you choose...my answers are in italics. What is your favorite word? Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious What is your least favorite word? Smegma What turns you on? My husband What turns you off? My husband's back hair What is the sound or noise that you love? My daughter's laugh What sound or noise do you hate? Whistling What is your favorite curse word? Mother intercourser What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Music critic - I could listen to music all day and get paid for it What profession would you not like to participate in? Music critic - I would have no choice but to listen to intolerable crap by a bunch of posers If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Come on in!
TheCyberdemon Posted July 4, 2004 Report Posted July 4, 2004 I loved the snl skits with Will Ferrel ripping off this.
costellogirl Posted July 4, 2004 Report Posted July 4, 2004 SNL used to parody this. Tobey Maguire as Screech from Saved By The Bell is my favorite. I'll play along. Favorite word: monkey Least favorite word: don't have one What turns me on: a gap between the two front teeth What turns me off: a person with no sense of silliness Sound or noise I love: chirping birds sound I hate: my alarm clock favorite curse word (it's the first letters of a Van Halen album title) Profession to attempt: Broadway performer Profession I would not life to participate in: animal experimentation God: you're singing with the band tonight! They're is also a similar questionerre that appears at the end of Vanity Fair.
beatleant Posted July 4, 2004 Report Posted July 4, 2004 What is your favorite word? - diarrhea What is your least favorite word? - buddy What turns you on? - most of my ex-g/fs (I'm not mentioning how many ) What turns you off? - Ron Jeremy What is the sound or noise that you love? - my kids What sound or noise do you hate? - someone with a clogged up nose so they have to breathe through their mouth which usually happens while I'm eating What is your favorite curse word? - way too many. The current one I'm using is, "I'll f*&% you up!!"
MarcM Posted July 4, 2004 Report Posted July 4, 2004 Favorite Word-Jackass Least Favorite Word-Carbuncle What Turns You On-Spousal Flagellation What Turns You Off-"Meat Breath" What Is A Sound You Love-My Daughter's Laugh (not original, but true) What Is A Sound You Hate-Fingernails On A Chalkboard Favorite Curse Word-C**k Sucker What Job To Try-Interpretive Street Dancer What Job Not To Try-Ruminant Inseminator God's Greeting-"We have been watching you...good job!
Tenacious_Peaches Posted July 4, 2004 Author Report Posted July 4, 2004 I loved the snl skits with Will Ferrel ripping off this. I know, they are hilarious...Ferrell is a genius. Has anyone seen "Old School"? One of my favorite parts is when he sings "Dust in the Wind" at Blue's funeral.
MindCrime Posted July 4, 2004 Report Posted July 4, 2004 What is your favorite word? antidisestablishmentarianism What is your least favorite word? frugal (I've always hated that word) What turns you on? I can't say it on this site What turns you off? I don't think I can say that one either on here, heh What is the sound or noise that you love? My car's engine What sound or noise do you hate? Just about any other sound coming from my car's parts What is your favorite curse word? C**k smoker What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Music critic - I could listen to music all day and get paid for it I agree with Tenacious on this one What profession would you not like to participate in? The guy who test tastes kitty litter If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? I'm positive it'll be something like: Sit Down, We Need To Have A Talk
MindCrime Posted July 4, 2004 Report Posted July 4, 2004 favorite curse word (it's the first letters of a Van Halen album title) I've been trying to figure this one out for a while now ::
cindy17838 Posted July 4, 2004 Report Posted July 4, 2004 What is your favorite word? FRED ?- my dog?s name, and when I hear it I think of him What is your least favorite word? MATRICULATE -- it means ?going to college? but it sounds like something that could be prevented by wearing adult diapers. What turns you on? BRITISH ACCENTS What turns you off? SMUGNESS and PEOPLE WHO SAY ?MATRICULATE? What is the sound or noise that you love? BUBBLING WATER -- while smoking stuff What sound or noise do you hate? PEOPLE SMACKING THEIR FOOD What is your favorite curse word? S**THEAD, NUMBNUTS, or C*NT -- can't narrow it down, each is so fitting when in the right context. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? PRO GOLFER What profession would you not like to participate in? CRACK WHORE If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? ENTRE -- Spicoli?s line when Mr. Hand paid him a visit at the end of the school year.
MuzikTyme Posted July 4, 2004 Report Posted July 4, 2004 What is your favorite word? Forever What is your least favorite word? hate What turns you on? teasing What turns you off? conceit What is the sound or noise that you love? "Daddy" What sound or noise do you hate? "No" What is your favorite curse word? Abbracadabbra What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Brain Surgery What profession would you not like to participate in? Septic tank removal If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "You can stay"
TheCyberdemon Posted July 4, 2004 Report Posted July 4, 2004 What is your favorite word? Spork What is your least favorite word? Liberal What turns you on? Boobies What turns you off? Guys What is the sound or noise that you love? the screaming of people who get sporked by me What sound or noise do you hate? Michael Moore's voice What is your favorite curse word? The F-bomb What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Ninja, Pirate, or Lumberjack What profession would you not like to participate in? Professional DDR player If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Oh god, not you again."
cindy17838 Posted July 4, 2004 Report Posted July 4, 2004 What is your favorite word? Spork I so would like to talk about this, but I, along with Peaches, Musik, and Diggs have been accused of leading other threads into the gutter. Good to see that sport f---ng remains popular among the younger generation. In college, fraternity pledges could get out of hazing if they let an 'active' member of the fraternity be the spectator to a spork. A good way for a college girl to avoid being sporked is to check for cracks in the guys closet door or check for gaps in the curtains or mini-blinds. When I would find a spectator hiding in the closet I would say he could stay but only if he participated and did things with the guy I was with. This offer was never taken up, homophobia, it seems, runs rampant among fraternity members, and the guy who was trying to spork me, ended up alone as I would end the date at that point trying to act all offended. I wasn't really offended and sort of admired the confidence a guy had to hide someone in his closet all night because he was sure he would 'score'. I was offended at being lied to and halfway disappointed for having to try and save my reputation and missing out on the exercize I was hoping to get. Some people call regular 'togetherness' with no strings attached sporking, but to truly be considered a spork, there must be spectators. 'Togetherness' with no strings and no spectators is just sleeping around and not true sporking. Videotaping the 'togetherness' could also be called sporking, but how many sporting events have zero spectators. It's not really keeping with the spirit of the whole thing. Kind of cheating, in a way. I knew girls who enjoyed a good spork, but that type of exhibitionist quality was something I didn't have. I think I might have been OK with it if I had been told beforehand, but the deception and lack of respect for my feelings always bothered me. So Cyber, show some respect and tell the girl you have a friend who would like to watch, she'll respect your honesty and a good time can be had by all. And into the gutter we go again. Sorry.
Tenacious_Peaches Posted July 4, 2004 Author Report Posted July 4, 2004 I had no idea that's what spork meant! I always thought a spork was the cool spoon/fork combination they had at Kentucky Fried Chicken. You really do learn something every day!
cindy17838 Posted July 4, 2004 Report Posted July 4, 2004 I had no idea that's what spork meant! I always thought a spork was the cool spoon/fork combination they had at Kentucky Fried Chicken. You really do learn something every day! It could be. That term was never used when I was in school but the combination of 'favorite word' and the 'screaming' comment led me to believe that it was some one word way to say 'sport' 'f---ng'. If it is the KFC spoon/fork combo than that's called a pickerism fetish if Cyber is making women scream with the utensil. I saw this fetish described on an episode of "Law and Order SVU". I hope for everyone's sake he isn't talking about that. The guy on SVU got arrested for poking women and I think he killed one or two of them. Dectectives Benson and Stabler always frown on people getting killed. Ice-T's character on the show doesn't like it either, and you don't want to mess with Ice-T, he used to be a pimp, and I'm sure he's still capable of b**th slapping someone.
MarcM Posted July 6, 2004 Report Posted July 6, 2004 I think CD means stabbing a chick with a plastic utensil from KFC.
Sara Posted July 6, 2004 Report Posted July 6, 2004 I think CD means stabbing a chick with a plastic utensil from KFC. I think so too. Peachy, I too did not know this alternate meaning of spork. I wish I still didn't. :: Anyway, here's my answers.... What is your favorite word? Platypus What is your least favorite word? F*** What turns you on? Laughter What turns you off? A big ego What is the sound or noise that you love? Water in nature (a stream, waterfall or the rain) What sound or noise do you hate? Car alarms What is your favorite curse word? I'm known for using "rats" a lot. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Professional athlete - a marathoner or a biathlete. What profession would you not like to participate in? Anything on Wall Street If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Nothing. A smile and an open hand would be nice.
TheCyberdemon Posted July 6, 2004 Report Posted July 6, 2004 I think CD means stabbing a chick with a plastic utensil from KFC. Wow, thank you MarcM. I did mean stabbing people with plastic utensils, from KFC and Taco Bell. I in no way ment that in a crude/fetish way, or about women in general. See, the joke is that me and a few of my online buddies formed a clan (the term we use for a team of sorts) where we all picked some fighting class and a weird weapon to use. We were picking things like, The Cardboard Tube Samurai and such. I opted for The Metal Spork Ninja. Ever so slowly I became obsessed with sporks. It actually got to the point where I was attacking people in real life with sporks. It was very fun. People tend to scream when they get hit with them hard enough. So who's driving this conversation to the gutter, ehh Cindy?
MuzikTyme Posted July 6, 2004 Report Posted July 6, 2004 Sadly, I've seen quite a few sporks in gutters. Why do people litter? (no answer is needed)
cindy17838 Posted July 6, 2004 Report Posted July 6, 2004 So who's driving this conversation to the gutter, ehh Cindy? Guilty as charged.
Mike Posted July 6, 2004 Report Posted July 6, 2004 OK, fine!! I'll play - What is your favorite word? cockamamie What is your least favorite word? no What turns you on? Whispers What turns you off? people who don't like kids What is the sound or noise that you love? Laughing child What sound or noise do you hate? Crying children What is your favorite curse word? #$&*!*@ What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Lot's a stuff, -small aircraft pilot would top the list. What profession would you not like to participate in? Anything relating to seafood. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Oh it exsists! No doubt in my mind (or soul) "Well done" would be just fine!
Tenacious_Peaches Posted July 6, 2004 Author Report Posted July 6, 2004 Anything relating to seafood. Sounds like there is an interesting story behind that...
Carl Posted July 6, 2004 Report Posted July 6, 2004 I've never thought of thought of this stuff before. Let's give it a go. What is your favorite word? Bacon What is your least favorite word? Obviously What turns you on? Funk What turns you off? Foul odors and harsh noises What is the sound or noise that you love? A good bass line with some funky drums What sound or noise do you hate? Whining What is your favorite curse word? Rat Farts What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Race Car Driver What profession would you not like to participate in? Telemarketer If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Good job, now you can go back as a race car driver.
Tenacious_Peaches Posted July 6, 2004 Author Report Posted July 6, 2004 Sara's favorite curse word "I'm known for using "rats" a lot." Carl's favorite curse word "Rat Farts" All of a sudden I feel like one #$%@!-ing vulgar &$%#! ::
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