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Inside the Actor's Studio Questions

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I love "Inside the Actor's Studio" with James Lipton on the Bravo network. It is so refreshing to see actors and actresses talking about themselves and how great they are. :: I enjoy the big finale of the show where Lipton asks them a series of questions. I've listed them for you...feel free to answer any or all if you choose...my answers are in italics.

What is your favorite word?

Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious

What is your least favorite word?

Smegma

What turns you on?

My husband

What turns you off?

My husband's back hair

What is the sound or noise that you love?

My daughter's laugh

What sound or noise do you hate?

Whistling

What is your favorite curse word?

Mother intercourser

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

Music critic - I could listen to music all day and get paid for it

What profession would you not like to participate in?

Music critic - I would have no choice but to listen to intolerable crap by a bunch of posers

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Come on in!

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SNL used to parody this. Tobey Maguire as Screech from Saved By The Bell is my favorite.

I'll play along.

Favorite word:

monkey

Least favorite word:

don't have one

What turns me on:

a gap between the two front teeth

What turns me off:

a person with no sense of silliness

Sound or noise I love:

chirping birds

sound I hate:

my alarm clock

favorite curse word

(it's the first letters of a Van Halen album title)

Profession to attempt:

Broadway performer

Profession I would not life to participate in:

animal experimentation

God:

you're singing with the band tonight!

They're is also a similar questionerre that appears at the end of Vanity Fair.

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What is your favorite word?

- diarrhea

What is your least favorite word?

- buddy

What turns you on?

- most of my ex-g/fs (I'm not mentioning how many ;))

What turns you off?

- Ron Jeremy

What is the sound or noise that you love?

- my kids

What sound or noise do you hate?

- someone with a clogged up nose so they have to breathe through their mouth which usually happens while I'm eating

What is your favorite curse word?

- way too many. The current one I'm using is, "I'll f*&% you up!!"

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Favorite Word-Jackass

Least Favorite Word-Carbuncle

What Turns You On-Spousal Flagellation

What Turns You Off-"Meat Breath"

What Is A Sound You Love-My Daughter's Laugh (not original, but true)

What Is A Sound You Hate-Fingernails On A Chalkboard

Favorite Curse Word-C**k Sucker

What Job To Try-Interpretive Street Dancer

What Job Not To Try-Ruminant Inseminator

God's Greeting-"We have been watching you...good job!

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What is your favorite word?

antidisestablishmentarianism

What is your least favorite word?

frugal (I've always hated that word)

What turns you on?

I can't say it on this site

What turns you off?

I don't think I can say that one either on here, heh

What is the sound or noise that you love?

My car's engine

What sound or noise do you hate?

Just about any other sound coming from my car's parts

What is your favorite curse word?

C**k smoker

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

Music critic - I could listen to music all day and get paid for it

I agree with Tenacious on this one

What profession would you not like to participate in?

The guy who test tastes kitty litter

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

I'm positive it'll be something like:

Sit Down, We Need To Have A Talk

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What is your favorite word?

FRED ?- my dog?s name, and when I hear it I think of him

What is your least favorite word?

MATRICULATE -- it means ?going to college? but it sounds like something that could be prevented by wearing adult diapers.

What turns you on?

BRITISH ACCENTS

What turns you off?

SMUGNESS and PEOPLE WHO SAY ?MATRICULATE?

What is the sound or noise that you love?

BUBBLING WATER -- while smoking stuff

What sound or noise do you hate?

PEOPLE SMACKING THEIR FOOD

What is your favorite curse word?

S**THEAD, NUMBNUTS, or C*NT -- can't narrow it down, each is so fitting when in the right context.

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

PRO GOLFER

What profession would you not like to participate in?

CRACK WHORE

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

ENTRE -- Spicoli?s line when Mr. Hand paid him a visit at the end of the school year.

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What is your favorite word?

Forever

What is your least favorite word?

hate

What turns you on?

teasing

What turns you off?

conceit

What is the sound or noise that you love?

"Daddy"

What sound or noise do you hate?

"No"

What is your favorite curse word?

Abbracadabbra

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

Brain Surgery

What profession would you not like to participate in?

Septic tank removal

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

"You can stay"

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What is your favorite word?

Spork

What is your least favorite word?

Liberal

What turns you on?

Boobies

What turns you off?

Guys

What is the sound or noise that you love?

the screaming of people who get sporked by me

What sound or noise do you hate?

Michael Moore's voice

What is your favorite curse word?

The F-bomb

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

Ninja, Pirate, or Lumberjack

What profession would you not like to participate in?

Professional DDR player

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

"Oh god, not you again."

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What is your favorite word?

Spork

I so would like to talk about this, but I, along with Peaches, Musik, and Diggs have been accused of leading other threads into the gutter. Good to see that sport f---ng remains popular among the younger generation. In college, fraternity pledges could get out of hazing if they let an 'active' member of the fraternity be the spectator to a spork. A good way for a college girl to avoid being sporked is to check for cracks in the guys closet door or check for gaps in the curtains or mini-blinds. When I would find a spectator hiding in the closet I would say he could stay but only if he participated and did things with the guy I was with. This offer was never taken up, homophobia, it seems, runs rampant among fraternity members, and the guy who was trying to spork me, ended up alone as I would end the date at that point trying to act all offended. I wasn't really offended and sort of admired the confidence a guy had to hide someone in his closet all night because he was sure he would 'score'. I was offended at being lied to and halfway disappointed for having to try and save my reputation and missing out on the exercize I was hoping to get. Some people call regular 'togetherness' with no strings attached sporking, but to truly be considered a spork, there must be spectators. 'Togetherness' with no strings and no spectators is just sleeping around and not true sporking. Videotaping the 'togetherness' could also be called sporking, but how many sporting events have zero spectators. It's not really keeping with the spirit of the whole thing. Kind of cheating, in a way. I knew girls who enjoyed a good spork, but that type of exhibitionist quality was something I didn't have. I think I might have been OK with it if I had been told beforehand, but the deception and lack of respect for my feelings always bothered me. So Cyber, show some respect and tell the girl you have a friend who would like to watch, she'll respect your honesty and a good time can be had by all. And into the gutter we go again. Sorry. :angel:

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I had no idea that's what spork meant! :o I always thought a spork was the cool spoon/fork combination they had at Kentucky Fried Chicken. You really do learn something every day! :doh:

It could be. That term was never used when I was in school but the combination of 'favorite word' and the 'screaming' comment led me to believe that it was some one word way to say 'sport' 'f---ng'. If it is the KFC spoon/fork combo than that's called a pickerism fetish if Cyber is making women scream with the utensil. I saw this fetish described on an episode of "Law and Order SVU". I hope for everyone's sake he isn't talking about that. The guy on SVU got arrested for poking women and I think he killed one or two of them. Dectectives Benson and Stabler always frown on people getting killed. Ice-T's character on the show doesn't like it either, and you don't want to mess with Ice-T, he used to be a pimp, and I'm sure he's still capable of b**th slapping someone.

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I think CD means stabbing a chick with a plastic utensil from KFC.

I think so too. :)

Peachy, I too did not know this alternate meaning of spork. I wish I still didn't. ::

Anyway, here's my answers....

What is your favorite word?

Platypus

What is your least favorite word?

F***

What turns you on?

Laughter

What turns you off?

A big ego

What is the sound or noise that you love?

Water in nature (a stream, waterfall or the rain)

What sound or noise do you hate?

Car alarms

What is your favorite curse word?

I'm known for using "rats" a lot.

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

Professional athlete - a marathoner or a biathlete.

What profession would you not like to participate in?

Anything on Wall Street

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Nothing. A smile and an open hand would be nice.

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I think CD means stabbing a chick with a plastic utensil from KFC.

Wow, thank you MarcM. I did mean stabbing people with plastic utensils, from KFC and Taco Bell. I in no way ment that in a crude/fetish way, or about women in general. See, the joke is that me and a few of my online buddies formed a clan (the term we use for a team of sorts) where we all picked some fighting class and a weird weapon to use. We were picking things like, The Cardboard Tube Samurai and such. I opted for The Metal Spork Ninja. Ever so slowly I became obsessed with sporks. It actually got to the point where I was attacking people in real life with sporks. It was very fun. People tend to scream when they get hit with them hard enough.

So who's driving this conversation to the gutter, ehh Cindy?

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OK, fine!! I'll play -

What is your favorite word?

cockamamie

What is your least favorite word?

no

What turns you on?

Whispers :shades:

What turns you off?

people who don't like kids

What is the sound or noise that you love?

Laughing child

What sound or noise do you hate?

Crying children

What is your favorite curse word?

#$&*!*@ :P

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

Lot's a stuff, -small aircraft pilot would top the list.

What profession would you not like to participate in?

Anything relating to seafood.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Oh it exsists! No doubt in my mind (or soul)

"Well done" would be just fine!

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I've never thought of thought of this stuff before. Let's give it a go.

What is your favorite word?

Bacon

What is your least favorite word?

Obviously

What turns you on?

Funk

What turns you off?

Foul odors and harsh noises

What is the sound or noise that you love?

A good bass line with some funky drums

What sound or noise do you hate?

Whining

What is your favorite curse word?

Rat Farts

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

Race Car Driver

What profession would you not like to participate in?

Telemarketer

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Good job, now you can go back as a race car driver.

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