Above, Middle and Below-The Sequel

[Shawna 1]

^ yeah... not altogether sure that's an image I want to keep.

> Caviar looks truly gross.

V Have you ever tried caviar, or want to?

[Kevin 3]

^ yeah... not altogether sure that's an image I was wanting to keep !

Puritan ! }

[MarcM 0]

No desire whatsoever to try caviar on my privates or otherwise.

Melons....now there is a food worthy of ones privates.

Whats your favorite melon?

[Kevin 3]

^ John Cougar

< It's quiet around here ... maybe too quiet ! ( Locks and loads )

v Where's edna ? Still interviewing hit-men ?

[edna 6]

^

I´m here... home, having coffee...

I cannot talk about what we talked the mobsters and me, Kevin. Sorry, it might bring us trouble.

Did you ever think about comitting the perfect crime ?

V

[_Laurie_ 9]

^ Nah...

< I would screw it up big-time!

V How about you?

[The Seeker 0]

^Think about it, yes, but I doubt I'd do it

< Haven't yet found a perfect way to comitt a crime anyway

V Do you think it's possible to comitt a perfect crime?

[_Laurie_ 9]

^ OJ did it...

< I love to watch Columbo

V Do you

[edna 6]

^

Sure!

My mother has plenty of Columbo dvds, though I don´t watch it now. I used to watch it on TV some 25 or 30 years ago.

Do you watch TV to get asleep?

V

[Jenny 2]

^ Sometimes, but I usually don't need help going to sleep

> I do like to read before I go to bed, though.

V What's your favorite way to relax?

[Uncle Joe 0]

^ Music, reading, nature's sleeping pill.

< I'm usually quite naturally mellow.

v What makes you edgy?

[_Laurie_ 9]

^ When I run out of coffee...

< I can't function without my coffee in the morning.

V How about you?

[Uncle Joe 0]

^ I've been drinking decaf for several years now so i don't get edgy if I miss a cup. I do get uncomfortable however. Love my coffee.

< I drink four to six cups every morning.

v Do you blend your own coffees?

[_Laurie_ 9]

^ no, not usually

< I have switched to decaf in the evenings just recently...

v Do you like tea?

[Uncle Joe 0]

^ Sure, tea's ok. Especially with Chinese food.

< You've asked about coffee and tea now.

v What's offered after coffee and tea?

[_Laurie_ 9]

^ Or me

< I am listening to music right now while posting

V How about you?

[Uncle Joe 0]

^ Yes, of course...always.

< Right now it's the oldies station and The Righteous Bros. just sang Ebb Tide. Now it's Hall And Oates with You Make My Dreams. Hiney's bouncin'.

v Are you getting hungry?

[_Laurie_ 9]

^ Yes, of course...always

< We are having pizza and wings tonight

V What's for dinner?

[Uncle Joe 0]

^Chicken cordon bleu. Breaded chicken cutlet wrapped around ham and swiss and fried to perfection. Mmmmm.

< Pizza and wings always sound good. Ice cold beer or wine?

v What's in your oven?

[_Laurie_ 9]

^ Nothing right now

< I'll be heating up the pizza and wings after work, and opening up that wine!

V Don't ya just love wine?

[Kevin 3]

^ Indeed !

< Getting a nice afternoon buzz on ...

v Do you occassionally ever enjoy a day ( starting in the morning ) , and slowly drink your way through the day when on vacation ?

[Jenny 2]

^ I'm such a tee totaler, I'd be stone drunk by 9 am! By noon, I'd either be unconscious or praying to the porcelain god. Not my idea of a vacation

> Someday I'll work up some real alcohol tolerance...maybe when my kid's a teenager and I'll have lots of reasons to drink

V Answer Kevin's questions better than I did....

[edna 6]

Do you occassionally ever enjoy a day ( starting in the morning ) , and slowly drink your way through the day when on vacation ?

Never.

Last time I got drunk Elvis was still alive.

And you?

V

[Uncle Joe 0]

^ Last time I got drunk I thought Elvis was alive, too. Uhh, tha you, tha you vera muh.

< I looked good in the sequined jumpsuit tho.

v Who did you think was alive when you last got drunk?

[miamisammy29 4]

^^ First of all, Elvis IS still alive.

< Last time I got drunk, Punxatawney Phil was still alive...in fact, it was his "special day".

v You would love to see Simon Cowell get bitchslapped by a potential American Idol."