Three Word Story II

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a pilfered speech

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balloon that expanded

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beyond the realm

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of impossibility, finally

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sprayed the conference

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attendees with gelatinous

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fresh, warm spermaceti

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which they used

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as a lubricant

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for their mopeds

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dry, creaking gears

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and chain.  Unfortunately,

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they went supersonic

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before exploding into

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Summer Fire Works

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over Yankee Stadium

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to universal acclaim

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until Joe Girardi

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hawked and spat

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at the umpire

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who struck back

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with a vengeance

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"You're Outta Here!"

[Carl]

Alex Rodriguez then

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made his exit