Three Word Story II

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while riding Smaug

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sidesaddle and wearing

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nothing but Speedos

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that enhanced his

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already dilated pupils.

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which made him

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uncontrollably break wind

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with Spinal Tap

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Gotta "Break Like The Wind"!

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guitarist Nigel Tufnel.

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"Weird Al" Yankovic

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and Oprah Winfrey

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got it on

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occasionally in the

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New Hotel California

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where zombies and

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half baked cannibals 

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reside, dining on

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Twinkies and Cheetos

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and drinking red

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electric strawberry Kool-Aid

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fortified with Ripple

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from Fred Sanford's

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secluded radiator stash.

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Simon & Garfunkel

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distilled their own