Three Word Story II

[Zepfan]

and other politicians

[chutzpah]

dressed as hookers.

[Jenny]

Suddenly, reptilian aliens

[Zepfan]

leaped upon the

[CanAm]

Lithuanian circus acrobats

[chutzpah]

with anal thermometers

[Zepfan]

and enema bags

[chutzpah]

filled with ice

[Zepfan]

cold Old Milwaukee

[chutzpah]

otherwise known as

[Rayzor]

moldy monkey pee

[Jenny]

that smelled strangely

[Zepfan]

like that herb

[CanAm]

that causes hallucinations

[chutzpah]

and itchy feet

[Zepfan]

in Itchycoo Park

[CanAm]

where the baboons

[chutzpah]

were busy celebrating

[RonJonSurfer]

Hump Day USA

[Rayzor]

with Bill Clinton

[Zepfan]

smokin' his cigar

[chutzpah]

while Monica drooled

[Zepfan]

and Hillary sighed

[CanAm]

as her boy-toy

[RonJonSurfer]

removed his blindfold