Three Word Story II

[sadlady]

and plenty of

[edna]

cheap beer like

[Crazy Don]

Milwaukee's Best and

[_Laurie_]

Cheap Charlies Chips

[Uncle Joe]

and bottled tap

[phil]

ice cold Schmidts

[sadlady]

and fried fat

[Shawna]

on a stick

[sadlady]

with seven other

[Uncle Joe]

nonedible substances that

[_Laurie_]

get stuck between

[Uncle Joe]

his teeth causing

[sadlady]

spinach to grow

[_Laurie_]

down to his

[edna]

feet and under

[_Laurie_]

his curled toenails

[edna]

where spiders live

[_Laurie_]

beneath toe jam

[edna]

and other disgusting

[sadlady]

and fungi nail

[edna]

Then Brad Pitt

[sadlady]

dropped his drawers....

[edna]

and surprise, surprise

[sadlady]

he had no

[Uncle Joe]

drawer for underwear