Blue Fish Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 DAMN! EVERY topic I open has that frickin' bloody dancing freaky fruit thing on it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 Have a banana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Fish Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 Eating a banana would be like beating up an enemy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Fish Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 Oh okay! Can I torture it first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 If you want to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Fish Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 okay. Do you want an orange? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 Ah no, I'm fine, thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Fish Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 Right. My brains stopped in a middle of a muse...I think it's done though! The poem not the muse... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 Just out of curiosity... a lot people say that Jesus died for us, and all that... now, without wanting to sound ignorant--why? I mean, if he hadn't died--what would have happened? Why did he die for us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Fish Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 Just out of curiosity... a lot people say that Jesus died for us, and all that... now, without wanting to sound ignorant--why? I mean, if he hadn't died--what would have happened? Why did he die for us? We would have been seperated from him and his love forever. We could never know what eternal life with him wi=ould be like, we'd all be sinners liveing in hate and hopelessness....it's a personnal thing to each Christian I think, but over all he died to save us from our selfs, and from our sin. If Jesus's hadden't died, we'd all be lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 Jesus died for somebody´s sins but not mine... my sins my own they belong to me, me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 Whenever possible, I foist my sins on some one else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 Whenever possible, I foist my sins on some one else. My philosophy exactly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 If he died for our sins, then why do we still get punished for them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted May 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 (edited) That's Ceasar , not Jesus . Ceasar is a whole different kettle of fish and rarely believes in forgiveness . Musical Interlude : I'se the B'y - traditional (chorus) I'se the b'y that builds the boat I'se the b'y that sails her I'se the b'y that catches the fish And brings them home to Lizer Cods and rinds to cover your flake Cake and tea for supper Cod fish in the spring of the year Fried in maggoty butter (chorus) Hip your partner Sally Tibbo Hip your partner Sally Brown Fogo, Twillingate, Mortan's Harbour All around the circle I don't want your maggoty fish that's no good for winter I can buy as good as that down in Bonavista I took Lizer to a dance As fast as she would travel And every step that she did take Was up to her knees in gravel (chorus repeat 2X) Edited May 21, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 Okey- dokey. I'll never understand it anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted May 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 It's quite simple really . If you accept and believe that Jesus absorbed all past and future human sins with his death and agree to believe in him and at the very least repent and/ or regret your future sins , you will get a ' Get out of Jail Free ' card and can advance to Heaven when you die . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 ahhh, Hell sounds like more fun (accoring to all the rock tunes I listen to) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted May 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 (edited) Perhaps a bit too hot for the average Canadian , apparently , though . They can usually be spotted , so go the reports of various demons , clustered together and bitching about ' the weather ' - not much different than life on Earth , eh ? Edited May 21, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 I'm the exception... I love cold weather Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted May 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 (edited) Me too . I actually have a wardrobe to match it - unlike the heat where I look like a homeless bum . If there is a hell , I hope it is ' as cold as ... ' rather than hot . Edited May 21, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 same here, especially if it is that hot, then we'd all have to get nekkid just to put up with the heat... old lady boobies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 I still would rather go to hell... I hate cold weather... wait... why should it be cold in Heaven? No, then I prefer Heaven... I´m sure it´s great there... Anyways, according to Blaise Pascal, I´m not supposed to go anywhere as I didn´t bet on anything... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted May 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 Edna , you're not going anywhere - you're ' eternal ' . Like the Rock of Gibraltar . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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