Rhyme It! II

[CanAm]

perhaps we can seek help from the living dead

[Zepfan]

only if they're not out painting the town red

[CanAm]

or gorging themselves at the all-you-can eat spread

[Zepfan]

held in honor of their old friend Fred

[CanAm]

who was a choice morsel it's been said

[Zepfan]

right down to the last piece, his head

[CanAm]

which was devoured in a flash

[Crazy Don]

when he didn't have enough cash

[Zepfan]

and couldn't make a quick dash

[CanAm]

and so he became a tasty hash

[Zepfan]

with nothing left to put out with the trash

[phil]

Darn, the cops found my stash

[Zepfan]

took my still and all my mash

[CanAm]

which really caused my mood to crash

[Zepfan]

so I jumped in my Nash

[CanAm]

and went for a dash

[Zepfan]

almost hitting the Flash

[CanAm]

who was, frankly, being quite brash

[andy7]

while he combed his mustache

[CanAm]

which contained fragments of succotash

[Rayzor]

I only missed him by an eyelash

[Zepfan]

you mean you missed him by a hair

[Rayzor]

whatever... I still gave him a scare

[CanAm]

not that he seemed to care

[Zepfan]

as he finally sat down in a chair