Rhyme It! II

[Zepfan]

Surely you're not miffed

[Uncle Joe]

Just because you whiffed

[Zepfan]

and by all accounts stiffed

[CanAm]

The guy you had just sniffed

[Zepfan]

swung his fist

[_Laurie_]

and broke his wrist

[Crazy Don]

while his cat hissed

[Zepfan]

he then got pissed

[CanAm]

and did the twist

[miamisammy29]

He won't be missed

[CanAm]

at his weekly tryst

[MindCrime]

while crossing off his bucket list

[CanAm]

having lunch with a misogynist

[_Laurie_]

and a bicyclist

[CanAm]

who's never been kissed

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[Zepfan]

and felt the bliss

[CanAm]

of a nubile Swiss miss

[Zepfan]

with that big old cyst

[phil]

stuck on her wrist

[Kayden]

And do what rest

[Zepfan]

that would be best

[MindCrime]

in all the west

[Uncle Joe]

please, I prefer the breast

[CanAm]

but then, I'm a pest

[Zepfan]

no, I'm on a quest