Rhyme It! II

[chutzpah]

and breathe in the air

[Zepfan]

then sit in a chair

[CanAm]

studying French?.....au contraire.

[chutzpah]

play charades, if you dare

[CanAm]

with a nubile, buxom au pair

[Zepfan]

and try not to stare

[chutzpah]

lest she be aware

[Zepfan]

and return a glare

[CanAm]

Colder than your frigidaire

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[Zepfan]

and that's a great piece of hardware

[CanAm]

that's usually rectangular rather than square

[Zepfan]

and that's just fine for your eclair

[chutzpah]

maybe two and you can share

[Zepfan]

but that's not fair

[CanAm]

Unless you have a spare

[chutzpah]

which equals two, and that's a pair

[CanAm]

Which is not particularly rare

[Zepfan]

I'll check with the mayor

[chutzpah]

I heard she's a player

[Zepfan]

and not a betrayer

[chutzpah]

she might even be gayer

[Zepfan]

I'll say a prayer

[CanAm]

that she doesn't get greyer

[MindCrime]

I have a headache, could use a Bayer

[Zepfan]

probably from listening to Slayer