What grinds your gears then?

[Tenacious_Peaches]

People who talk a blue streak without taking a breath in between words first thing in the GD morning. It's gonna be a long day...pace yourself. }

[Uncle Joe]

Try sneezing...loud. It throws them off their game.

[Tenacious_Peaches]

Trust me...I have been.

[miamisammy29]

So, i go out of my room a little later to search for my girlscout cookies that i get every year...they are good.

My box of thin mints that i had NOT EVEN TOUCHED was COMPLETELY GONE!!! My brother ate the whole damn box and his friend helped. 3 bucks wasted.

Any b*stard who has the audacity to eat your whole box of Thin Mints has no right calling himself your "brother"!

:beady:

[Uncle Joe]

The internet is really slow today...sticky and grabby.

[MarcM]

Trust me...I have been.

Try sneezing ON them.

[Shawna]

according to my steno course, the average person talks about 180 words per minute. Our waiter at the restaurant tonight talked about 220. Doesn't sound like much of a difference, but just try to follow that in real time on a keyboard.

[miamisammy29]

I AM WORKING WITH CHIMPS!!!

:beady: :beady:

[Elvish]

For you, sweetie:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=YR71GnQ4CU4

[daslied]

And don't forget this one:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=uOpxzp4PEUg

[miamisammy29]

Thanks for the effort, Elvy, but the work-computer filter won't let me view it. Youtube...I can't imagine why.

[miamisammy29]

HOW COME NOBODY'S POSTING ANYTHING?!

[MarcM]

Somebody took my idea for an internet service.

http://www.adultsheepfinder.com/index.html

[miamisammy29]

I wouldn't even touch that one with a ten-foot mouse pointer.

[The Seeker]

Unfortunately, the account has been suspended.

[skybluesky]

Some one called in sick, so, like always, I have to run to the rescue and cover the shift. Why do I live across the street from where I work? They can always find me!

[Shawna]

Move.

[_Laurie_]

I had to sit through a 6 hour "End Of Life" training today, very depressing....I thought I was going to be able to get through it okay, but after the first half hour, the tears started to come...I had to leave the room to get myself back together...The instructor asked if I was okay, I explained to her I just had a death in the family. She said I could leave if I wanted, but I would have to take the training within the next week or so which is required for my job....I did make it through the training, but kind of ruined my whole day, even though I had the night off....What a way to have a night off, huh?....

[MarcM]

I hope that you were at least able to get something that is useful from the training, Laurie.

[_Laurie_]

I did Marc...It just was bad timing that's all...

[MarcM]

Sorry

[_Laurie_]

Thanks Marc...I'm okay now...

[edna]

I have lots of people coming to town today. I have to pick up some of them and go shopping, which I hate. Then I have a concert. Tomorrow I have a wedding plus big party at night. And Sunday is cleaning day. All I want to is to stay home and read my book.

[skybluesky]

I cut my finger cleaning my microwave. Injured due to house cleaning. I should hire a maid.

[Shawna]

Injured due to house cleaning.

I keep telling people: why take chances?